Is Donald Trump a Time Traveler Who Came Back from the Future to Save the Planet from Nuclear War?

DONALD JOHN TRUMP, AKA JOHN MILLER AND JOHN BARRON.

Although this theory may seem like the lunatic fringe, I would not easily dismiss it. In grad school, we were taught the common sense proposition that the best theory about something is the one that best fits the facts. The following theory about Donald John Trump fits the facts.

The only thing I’ll add is that if Trump is a time traveler from the future, it’s likely that some of his harshest critics are also from the future and that they want the nuclear war to happen. Keith Olbermann, Paul Ryan, and a host of others may also be from the future.

The source story was published in October of last year.

The Sun

A WILD conspiracy theory claims that Donald Trump is a time traveller who came to the present to save us from an impending nuclear war.

The brash Republican presidential nominee found himself in hot water this week for his “vile” comments about women, including some about his own daughter.

But perhaps there is more to the tanned tycoon than meets the eye, as conspiracy theorists claim that The Donald is actually a time traveller who is here to save us all from nuclear war.

The theory emerged on a notoriously shady forum called 4chan, where posters claimed that Donald Trump is linked to a time-travelling man named John Titor.

Titor allegedly travelled from the year 2036 to the year 2000 to warn us of an impending war with ISIS, the Star reports

First posting on the 4chan message boards 16 years ago, Titor claimed to be a soldier from 2036, who lived in a world ravaged by war and travelled back in time to change the future.

Titor eventually vanished from the internet, but now the legend has been reignited – as people claim that he is linked to loud-mouthed Donald Trump.

JOHN TRUMP OF MIT.

Legend has it that Donald Trump’s uncle, John Trump, was asked by the government to investigate notes made by “mad scientist” Nikola Tesla.

In his capacity as an MIT professor, uncle Trump studied the secret works of Tesla, the gifted inventor who helped supply electricity to America in the late 1800s.

And conspiracy theorists claim that John Trump stumbled across something very special among Tesla’s lab notes – the designs for a time travel machine.

In interviews Donald Trump regularly brought up his “uncle John”, who was a well-regarded nuclear scientist.

The Donald has also referred to his uncle’s knowledge of nuclear war, predicting that an atomic conflict will break out eventually and bragging about his intricate knowledge of the deadly weapons.

NIKOLA TESLA, INVENTOR.

And another man with an intricate knowledge of nuclear weapons is John Titor, the time traveller who first appeared on online forums with apocalyptic warnings.

Donald John Trump is well known for using his middle name as a fake first name, going by the aliases of John Miller and John Barron.

And some people claim that he has another such identity – as John Titor.

The story goes that Trump used Nikola Tesla’s designs to travel to the future, before returning to warn us of what lies in wait.

When nobody listened, Trump took matters into his own hands and spent decades making money – in order to fund a bid for President and avert the terrifying future himself.

Let me interject that Trump is constantly smeared as a Nazi. If you want to be open minded about it, let’s remember that the famous Nazi Bell was allegedly a time machine used to transport Nazi travelers back and forth in time. There could be a connection to Trump if the Nazi Bell was a Tesla design.

NAZI BELL, RUMORED TO BE A TIME MACHINE.

Last year, Trump hinted at his knowledge of the threats facing America, claiming: “I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me.”

Perhaps this is because he’s seen the future, or perhaps it’s just because he’s an egomaniac whose online fans think he is a time-travelling hero.

Only time will tell…

Porn Star Turns Christian Pastor

CRYSTAL BASSETT’S CHEST PUPPIES SAY HELLO. HER REAL NAME WAS CRYSTAL DIGREGORIO.

CRYSTAL WITH PREACHER HUSBAND, DAVID BASSETT, HAS FORGED A NEW LIFE.

Crystal Bassette, former porn actress, loves to tell her story to the press.

You’ll learn how Crystal went from what she says was a hugely successful career in porn to a modest lifestyle with her husband, a small town Christian preacher.

The story has been around for several years. It was recycled yesterday by Britain’s Sun, where a link was featured on Drudge.

The Sun

A PORN star has revealed how she quit her £250,000-a-year job in the adult film industry to become a pastor.

Crystal Bassette, from Clay, New York, starred in over 100 X-rated movies during her 10-year career.

Whoa! Stop!

My research into the porn industry shows that it’s highly unlikely that this woman made anything close to the kind of money she’s claiming here.

Unless she was also prostituting herself on the side.

But she has turned her life around after finding God and marrying a pastor called David, 26, who she now runs a church with.

Crystal said: “I look back at my past now and you know I can’t say that I really regret anything because it has made me who I am today.”

Falling pregnant at 16, Crystal was determined to give her son the best life she could.

Haha. They always claim their whoring is to benefit their kids. Predictable!

However, after moving to Hollywood from North Carolina she realised that living in a safe neighbourhood came with a sky-high price tag.

Following a few years of modelling, feature dancing and pole competitions, Crystal – now 33 – met with an adult film agent to discuss starring in porn films, who told her that she could make £25,000 a month.

Starstruck by the opportunity to make serious cash to support her son, Justin, Crystal attended her first scene at a house in Malibu soon after the meeting.

She said: “I remember after the scene, I sat in the shower for about two hours crying. Then I stopped after that shoot and didn’t go back for about one month.

“I ended up going back to it again and that’s when I was numbing myself through taking pain medicine and drinking alcohol to get through the scene.

“It just became like this daily routine for me where I would drop my son off to school in the morning, go do a shoot and come home. It was like a regular 9 to 5 job.”

THEN.

NOW.

Stuck in a cycle of alcohol abuse and splashing her money on sports cars, a nightclub and a mansion, Crystal was sucked in by the materialistic lifestyle.

She said: “My mind was so messed up and after reading the Bible I know that I was haunted by a spirit of Jezebel.

“I just lived for myself and my son and didn’t really think about the consequences of making films and dancing and everything.”

In a 2016 story on Syracuse.com, Crystal offered more thoughts.

At 32, her life has undergone dramatic change: Bassette married a minister, became a church counselor and now is about to embark on training to become a minister, herself. The shift from porn to the pulpit is so great that some have questioned whether it’s real, or a put on for some kind of reality-show pitch

“They need Jesus,” Bassette says of the people who question her motives.

Bassette has gone from making money off of having sex in movies to someone who sees porn as the devil’s work – nothing more than legalized prostitution. She fell in love with David Bassette in church. First, she attended his father’s church is Oswego, but then began going to a church David Bassette was running on his own in Fulton.

The two celebrated their first anniversary just before Christmas and together have a three-month-old son, Carter. Bassette became a certified church counselor and is on her way to becoming a minister, working with Rev. Ron Russell at the Mexico Lighthouse Church of God.

There’s more titillating details on Crystal’s sordid past at the last link.

The “spirit of Jezebel” will always be hovering around Crystal. Her life has never seen an extended period of stability. Although we should not wish her any bad luck, her past bodes ill for her future. That’s being realistic, although some few have managed to stay the course of life transformation.

David, the husband in this story, has nothing to say on the record. I wonder if he’s seen her old porn movies. You can make your own judgement as to whether he’s a cuck.

As far as my quick research showed, I find no interracial anal gang bangs in her past. However, I note a couple of Negros lined up in the picture above waiting to have sex with the “actresses.”

Thank God for any boundary Crystal may have had. Boundaries are something the porn industry tries to break down. I hope she’s sincere in her transformation. Only she knows for sure. And God.

NO JAIL: British Lesbian Beat Up SIX Women for Rejecting Her Sexual Advances on Dancefloor

KIMBERLY MCLEOD. A LESBIAN? WHO’D HAVE GUESSED?

In my experience at the university, the lesbian faculty hated men, but oddly enough there were a lot of black eyes and bruises among the carpet munchers. They seem to have anger management problems.

Kimberly McLeod, above, permanently disfigured a woman in a night club, but still received no jail time for her crime.

British justice is an injustice. What a f*cked up country to tolerate such crap to protect the LGBT politically correct minority.

The Sun

A REJECTED lesbian beat up six female strangers after she tried to kiss them on dance floor.

A court heard how Kimberley McLeod, 28, went berserk when two women pushed her away.

She then attacked the rest, leaving one with a facial disfigurement.

That victim, a teacher, felt her nose “pop and start pouring with blood” in the Loons pub in Hartlepool, Teesside.

In a victim statement the woman told Teesside magistrates: “This happened for no reason at all.

“I can’t understand how a person can have such hate inside them to physically attack other people.

“I had to make up reasons for my injuries.

“I am thankful for just one thing – although I suffered this horrendous attack I know that it was in no way personal against me.”

John Relton, mitigating, said: “Due to some Dutch courage she misread the signs and was influenced into making making sexual advances which upset these ladies.

“The ladies involved took appropriate evasive action and my client knows she should have walked away, but she did not, she reacted.

“There was a coming together of these ladies’ friends, coming to help them and she hit out.”

Petrochemical safety worker McLeod, from the town, admitted six assaults and two counts of sexual assault.

She was handed a suspended jail term.

The bulldyke in Kimberly McLeod is strong.

Women beware. Men too. Remember, if she thinks she has a penis, she can go into the men’s bathroom now.

Britain’s Sun Features Photo Essay on Primitive Monkey-Eating African Baka Tribe

AFRICA’S BAKA TRIBE.

Never forget, goyim, that we are all equal in every way except skin color. More photos:

The Sun offers 14 total pictures and the story to its readers. Interestingly, a neighboring tribe viewed these creatures as subhuman. If Obama were still president, I’m certain it would be a priority for bring them to the States, put them on welfare, and urge them to vote Democrat.

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Exclusive: British Speaker of the House of Commons, (((John Bercow))), Who Wants Trump Banned from Speaking to Parliament is a LITERAL CUCK Whose Wife Sexes with Naggers

SALLY BERCOW. WIFE OF THE SPEAKER OF BRITAIN’S PARLIAMENT.

The wicked hand of the Jew in stirring up s*** against President Trump is reavealed here once again.

Excerpt from leftist rag The Guardian today:

John Bercow spoke for Britain. If the government wishes to grant a state visit to the bigoted megalomaniac who currently inhabits the White House, that is technically its right. But the speaker has the right to intervene on who gets to address parliament. To coin a phrase, Speaker Bercow took back control. Last year’s victors in the EU referendum promised parliamentary sovereignty: they cannot object when it is now exercised. Given Bercow’s commendable efforts to combat sexism and racism in politics, it would have been hypocritical not to speak out.

It is Bercow’s reasoning – that Donald Trump’s sexism, racism and attacks on the independence of the judiciary disqualify him from a parliamentary visit – that have led some to criticise the speaker for abandoning political neutrality.

Excerpt from The Sun, February 4, 2014:

SALLY Bercow has attempted to brush off snogging another man in a nightclub saying: “I have nothing to be ashamed of”.

Sally, 44, outspoken wife of Commons Speaker John Bercow, was exclusively pictured in The Sun throwing herself into a passionate kiss with a clubber.

Witnesses told how she clung to the muscular mystery man during a boozy night out with friends.

But today Sally claimed the man was “a friend” and insisted her marriage to MP John was not in danger.

Stormfront thread from 2014.

CUCK BERCOW AND WIFE SALLY WITH CHILDREN. FAKE MARRIAGE?

The Daily Mail reports that Sally also had an affair with Bercow’s cousin in 2015.

John Bercow has decided to give his marriage ‘one last chance’ after his wife Sally’s astonishing affair with his cousin.

Friends of the Commons Speaker have revealed for the first time how he dealt with the shock of discovering in May that Sally had had a relationship with lawyer Alan Bercow.

The affair – revealed by The Mail on Sunday – progressed so far that Alan, 57, even moved into the Bercows’ £1.2 million flat in Battersea, South London, while the Speaker was away campaigning in his Buckingham constituency.

The speaker is an idiot, as noted in the comments at the DM. Once for marrying the snogger and a second time for taking her back. Actually, who knows how many one night stands she’s had. He may be a cuck and an idiot a thousand times over.

BERCOW’S FANCY ROBES MEAN NOTHING. HE’S TRASH.

British Octomom Claims She’s Too Sexy to Have to Work (Photos)

IRRESISTABLE TO MEN. I SEE A TAT.

If you’re familiar with the theory of telegony, then you might speculate that a woman’s brain has been invaded by the DNA of ALL of the lovers she’s ever had.

One look at Octomom Marie Buchan’s sprogs and you can see that her lovers have something in common, namely their Negroid DNA.

Thus, Marie’s brain is possibly a cesspool of festering Negroid degeneracy. Her brain impairment must be intense.

That old black DNA lodged in her gray matter has made her self-deluded.

MARIE BUCHAN. NEVER MET A BLACK **** SHE DIDN’T LIKE.

The Sun

MUM-of-eight Marie Buchan insists she can’t get work because “dirty big perverts” keep hitting on her.

And now the ‘Octomum’ has put her money where her mouth is – so to speak – and stripped down to her underwear to show just why she is so unemployable.

Former lapdancer Marie, who is training to become a mechanic, says she has faced a barrage of sexism while trying to get work experience – making it impossible for her to get a job.

Marie, who has eight kids aged between three and 15, said she constantly faced sleazy propositions while trying to get work.

Speaking to the Daily Star, she said: “A couple of garages approached me after seeing me on TV but as you talk to them more and more you see what they’re after.

“They’re not really after me working there, they’re looking for something more. I think they’re just dirty big perverts.”

She added: “You’ve got women in the police force, in the Army, we have the skills, it’s just that men see us as sex symbols.”

The mum, who survives on work benefits, said men often asked her if she wanted to get a drink, or what else she was interested in outside of working at a garage.

From Birmingham’s Selly Oak, she said she was desperate to get work experience and learn from other females in the profession but there were limited numbers of women in garages.

She said she was now almost finished her diploma, expecting to finish in March, but was determined not to be ripped off by men thinking they could take advantage of her.

Obviously, Marie wants to be an auto mechanic because that’s where the men are. She’s hoping to find a fool willing to marry her and support that brood of future criminals she’s spawned.

Attention, all white men! Achtung! Avoid this sleezy scumbag woman at all costs. A roll in the hay with her will leave you feeling dirty all over. It won’t wash off either. If you get tempted, just think of all the purple crayons there before you.

LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TRIED TO REMOVE SOME TATS.

Britain’s “Boob Scrounger” Glamour Model Does Five Men a Night According to Courtroom Accusation

JOSIE CUNNINGHAM. NHS PAID FOR THE FAKIES. LOL.

NHS DENIED THIS BOY THE OPERATION NEEDED TO ALLOW HIM TO WALK.

Meet the skank who was known as the most hated woman in Britain. The government finances her lifestyle, although she’s been a stripper, “escort,” and glamour model.

The Sun

JOSIE Cunningham’s ex-boyfriend slammed the glamour model for “doing five men a night” in a courtroom outburst after she tried to claim just £2 compensation from him.

Sakewell Nicholson made the claim at Leeds magistrates court, where he faced criminal damage and public disorder charges after an explosive row between the pair at the mum-of-four’s house.

The ex-boyfriend, who may be the dad to her youngest child, suggested the glamour model does “five men a night” after revealing she refuses to let him know whether he has fathered her baby.

Cunningham, dubbed the “boob scrounger” for getting a £4,800 breast implant on the NHS, was refused the £2 compensation after her ex damaged solar garden lights during the row.

Magistrates rejected the “scrounger” mum’s bid, saying it would be “uneconomical”.

The court heard how Cunningham refused to tell Nicholson whether he was the dad of her latest child, which caused tension between them.

Despite this, Cunningham called her ex to her home in Tingley, W Yorks, on October 30 after telling him the baby was sick.

When Nicholson arrived, she refused to let him in to see the ill newborn – leading the potential dad to threaten and shout abuse at the mum, breaking two garden lights in the process.

Nicholson, who appeared in court wearing a grey and black tracksuit, pleaded guilty to criminal damage and a public order offence.

Prosecuting, Sarah Marsh, told the court: “The defendant and claimant had been in an on and off relationship.

“On the day in question, the defendant attended at [Josie’s] address and had been shouting and swearing outside the property.

How horrible for children to have a mother like Josie. At least the 3 oldest children are white. I can’t find a single image of the youngest child nor of the on and off boyfriend Sakewell Nicolson. I suppose he could be a Negro. If the youngest is a mulatto, that would make life even worse for the three white children.

POOR KIDS, HAVING A FRUITCAKE FOR A MOTHER.

Adrian Smith, defending, told the court: “There’s always two sides to every situation.

“He received communication, he being the father of a young baby-”

Nicholson interrupted, shouting out: “I don’t know if I’m the father. She won’t give me the blood.

“She was the biggest mistake of my life – she’s scum.

“She said she was going to get me killed in jail. Let her do it. I’m in jail now.”

Read more about Josie’s vile selfishness and the boy who can’t walk at the Daily Mail.