Hefner’s Abnormal Sexual Degeneracy Revealed by His Former Valet

It’s probably worse than you thought. To (((Hefner))) the goyim were disposable, like chicken bones after dinner.

He was a monster. And all those women praising him damn well know it.

He’s buried now. Good riddance to bad trash.

Stop reading here unless you want to risk upchucking your breakfast.

New York Post

From 1978 through 1979, Stefan Tetenbaum worked as Hugh Hefner’s valet, doing everything from restocking the Playboy founder’s fridge with necessities like perfectly chilled Pepsi to cleaning sex toys after Hefner’s infamous “Pig Nights,” when the robe-clad Hef would call in prostitutes for his friends. Tetenbaum, now 67 and a sculptor living in Redondo Beach, Calif., shares his stories with The Post.

My job as Mr. Hefner’s valet was to take care of him in a very personal way. I prepared his “sick menu” — Pepsi, Campbell’s chicken noodle soup and M&Ms — whenever he felt ill, which was often because he was a hypochondriac. I also made sure the maids took all the sex toys down to the basement after use and washed and sterilized them before returning the gadgets to the secret compartment above his bed.

On certain nights, Mr. Hefner had prostitutes brought up to the mansion and he would entertain them with a big dinner and invite his friends to come and participate in different intimate acts with them. It was called “Pig Night.” Sometimes the women had penises and Hefner didn’t want to be involved with that, although some of the other guests, especially John Belushi, they didn’t mind.

Hugh, most of the time, never had sex with women. He was more interested in watching. He would hire famous male porn stars, including John Holmes, with huge penises and watch them have sex with different girls he brought in. Hugh sat there in his favorite chair, smoking a joint and eating red licorice and watching. I had to go into the room afterwards and if the girls couldn’t walk, I would have to escort them to the bedrooms so they could recuperate. Hef sometimes gave bonuses to the women because the sex acts were so painful.

THE IMAGE AND THE TRUTH ARE DIFFERENT.

THE VALET DURING HIS PLAYBOY YEARS.

He always filmed the encounters. He had two large video cameras over his bed and he had these giant screens across from his bed. He had a whole library for these sex acts with different people and the video librarian told me Hef planned to use the footage against his associates if they ever threatened to come out with a memoir about him or the mansion.

For many people, the Playboy mansion was a safe haven from the paparazzi and private detectives. A married comedian came for years, bringing different girls to have sex with. I had to take many food trays into the room where he was with these girls.

There was always cocaine around, though Mr. Hefner didn’t partake, preferring weed (he would often have parties where he invited all the marijuana growers in California to the house).

The entire grounds were under surveillance. There were cameras everywhere and all the phones were bugged. The staff had to be very careful and the men weren’t allowed to speak to any of Hef’s girls or socialize with them. But if one of Hef’s bunnies was out by the swimming pool and requested a lobster or cheeseburger, you’d deliver it to her and put the tray between her legs and while she oiled her legs, you’d see all sorts of toys that were attached to her vaginal area. The girls loved to tease me. You also weren’t supposed to be married if you worked for Hef. It was one of the rules, which somehow he ignored for me since my wife also worked at the mansion as a greeter during parties.

Hef wasn’t a kind man. If he tasted the Pepsi and it wasn’t cold enough, he would throw it away and call me to replace it. I don’t know if he ever even knew my name. He would just call me “valet.” He was very brutal to his girlfriends and sex partners. He made sure they had breast implants. In those days, the implants were new and they would shift and burst and I witnessed many women who had this done begging and crying to Hef to help them and he would put them back in the hospital and then discard these women. He didn’t care. They were disposable.

I really didn’t feel anything when I heard Hef died. He started out as an innovator and was a very liberal guy. He was pro abortion, gay rights, marijuana. He was very ahead of his time and then when he moved from Chicago to Holmby Hills, he became just another dirty old rich man.

Overindulgence in anything can dull the senses. Too many naked, willing women is just as bad for a man, or worse, than not having a woman at all. Plato advised moderation in all things.

It seems as if Hefner’s libido was about as dead as his conscience, done in by too much money and too much sex . Those who can’t get it up, watch. Those who can get it up, do it.

Hefner’s voyeurism seems to have consumed his humanity, if he ever really had any. The glamorous, fun-loving Hefner his adoring fans saw was a fake persona. The real Hefner was “just another dirty old rich man.” The valet has opened the doors to the truth. So, world, let’s stop with the praise for a man who doesn’t deserve it.

Orgasmgate: Vibrator Maker Secretly Tracked Use via Phone App

Liberals mocked Kellyanne Conway for using an example of a person’s microwave oven spying on him. Actually, whether what she said is true or not, any Internet connected product can spy on you–TV, refrigerator, etc.

Even a sexual device can be nosy, as this story alleges.

NPR

The makers of the We-Vibe, a line of vibrators that can be paired with an app for remote-controlled use, have reached a $3.75 million class action settlement with users following allegations that the company was collecting data on when and how the sex toy was used.

Standard Innovations, the Canadian manufacturer of the We-Vibe, does not admit any wrongdoing in the settlement finalized Monday.

The We-Vibe product line includes a number of Bluetooth-enabled vibrators that, when linked to the “We-Connect” app, can be controlled from a smartphone. It allows a user to vary rhythms, patterns and settings — or give a partner, in the room or anywhere in the world, control of the device.

Since the app was released in 2014, some observers have raised concerns that Internet-connected sex toys could be vulnerable to hacking. But the lawsuit doesn’t involve any outside meddling — instead, it centers on concerns that the company itself was tracking users’ sex lives.

The lawsuit was filed in federal court in Illinois in September. It alleges that — without customers’ knowledge — the app was designed to collect information about how often, and with what settings, the vibrator was used.

The lawyers for the anonymous plaintiffs contended that the app, “incredibly,” collected users’ email addresses, allowing the company “to link the usage information to specific customer accounts.”

Customers’ email addresses and usage data were transmitted to the company’s Canadian servers, the lawsuit alleges. When a We-Vibe was remotely linked to a partner, the connection was described as “secure,” but some information was also routed through We-Connect and collected, the lawsuit says.

The unhappy users allege in their lawsuit that they never agreed to the collection of this data. Standard Innovations maintains that users “consented to the conduct alleged” — but instead of taking the case to court, the company agreed to settle.

An estimated 300,000 people bought Bluetooth-enabled WeVibes, according to court documents, and about 100,000 of them used the app.

Under the terms of the settlement, anyone who bought an app-enabled vibrator can receive up to $199 dollars; anyone who actually connected it to the app can collect up to $10,000. The actual amount paid out will depend on how many people file claims; the company estimates people who bought the app will get around $40, and people who used the app around $500.

Here’s an X-rated demonstration of the thing.

Young Teacher Goes Public with Vibrator in Anus Medical Emergency

EMMA PHILLIPS. HAS REPLACED PORN AS THE FACE OF ANAL SEX TOYS.
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This post has been sitting in the drafts for several days. I wasn’t going to post it, but with the demonization of Donald Trump for expressing his sexual interest in women via the word p*ssy, I thought this story would make a nice contrast to the press’s hysteria over Trump’s interest in vaginal sex with women.

Emma (should it be spelled Enema?) Phillips is being hailed as a hero for going public with her anal fixation.

At least Trump aims for an entry point, not an exit point, when he shows sexual interest in women.

Enema Phillips is a school teacher. What a wonderful role model for students.

She may have a new career in porn or at least a job testing and endorsing anal sex toys.

Really, who would want to go public with this story other than a shameless sexual deviant?

metro.co.uk

A student teacher has spoken about how she got a vibrator stuck up her backside during sex.

Emma Phillips, a mother of one from Wallasey, Merseyside, first thought boyfriend Lee had hidden the vibrator under a pillow as a prank.

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But then when she pressed down on her stomach she felt a buzzing inside her. They tried to remove it using a fork handle and barbecue prongs but all efforts failed.

She was rushed to hospital to have the sex toy taken out and now Emma wants to warn people not to be afraid of getting help in embarrassing situations.

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Emma, 24, said: ‘We were looking around the bed in case it had fallen out. ‘When I leaned on my stomach I could feel it vibrating – it was stuck low down and at one point was even wedged behind my hip.’

‘He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner.

‘He tried barbecue prongs too but after a certain point – after an hour of trying – we knew were going to have to go to hospital. We were both a bit shocked.’

After initially seeing the funny side Emma said that they quickly realised that she’d need medical help.

Emma said: ‘We’d both been drinking the night before so we couldn’t drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am.

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‘The call handler said ‘tell me exactly what the problem is’ so I had to tell him.’

During the 45-minute journey to Wrexham Maelor Hospital in Wrexham, North Wales, Emma was perched on one of the seats and was hurried into a room for observations.

Emma said: ‘At that point it was just more surreal than anything. I didn’t feel much pain at that point – I was in too much shock.’

Doctors carried out an x-ray to work out where the still-buzzing vibrator was and realised it was too high up and would be too painful for them to manually extract it while she was awake.

Emma said: ‘I think at that point it started getting quite serious. The doctors were really good – they all moved quite quickly and were so reassuring telling me they saw it quite often which was quite a relief.

‘At first we were jokey about it but then realised it wasn’t much of a joke especially when there was talk of going through my stomach if they couldn’t get it.’

As she was being wheeled to theatre doctors told Emma if they couldn’t extract it rectally they would have to go through the bowel and take some out which could mean at least six months with a colostomy bag.

Emma said: ‘I think before that I thought of it as just a little operation to get it out, I still wasn’t taking it that seriously.

‘When he said that – that only when I woke up would I know whether they would have to cut me open – it was really scary.’

At 12pm Emma underwent the minute-and-a-half surgery which involved placing a camera down her throat and the surgeon pressing on her stomach before manually extracting it.

Doctors offered her the toy as a keepsake but she declined.

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She was discharged at around 6.30pm before tentatively making her way home to see her two-year-old daughter.

Emma said: ‘My daughter was staying with my mum and dad as I stayed at Lee’s the night before.

‘I wasn’t going to tell them but then I was going into surgery I knew we were going to have to say something so I told my mum the real reason.

‘I just took some painkillers and was told not to use stuff like that again until I was ready. I’ve learnt that I’ll need to be a bit more careful in the future.

‘Lee’s not been scarred by it – he just thinks it’s funny. I think he should have one up his bum and take one for the team.’

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Emma now wants to raise awareness and urge anyone in a similar predicament to seek medical attention.

Emma said: ‘We weren’t going to do anything about it because of the embarrassment – there’s a big taboo about it – but we knew we needed help.

‘I want to say a massive thankyou to the ambulance crew and Wrexham Hospital staff who were really good, really reassuring and non-judgmental.

‘There is a big taboo about this, but it really isn’t a big deal.

‘You hear about people becoming really ill or even dying because they’re too embarrassed to get help – I would hate that to happen to someone.’

A Betsi Cadwaladr University Health Board spokesman said: ‘While we cannot comment on individual cases, we’re very pleased to hear that the lady in question was happy with the treatment she received while in our care.

‘We would always urge people to exercise the utmost care and caution to prevent any unfortunate or potentially dangerous repercussions, and to seek the right care if any accidents occur.’

Vibrators are dangerous, eh? Obama and Hillary would ban them except that would end their sex lives for good.

Leftard Insanity: UT-Austin Students Protest Guns With “Cocks Not Glocks” Dildos

LEFTIST PROFESSOR MADE HIS CLASS A GUN FREE ZONE FOLLOWING PASSAGE OF TEXAS’ CONCEALED CARRY LAW.
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No picture of the dildo loving female student who organized the dildo protest of guns, Jessica Jin, an Asian I believe, is available. If this idiot thinks that a dildo is going to protect her from a gunman on campus, she’s more deluded than the average liberal. Chalk her up as a narcissist, aiming for fame. Or infamy.

chron.com

AUSTIN – Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by “strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks.”
Their mantra? #CocksNotGlocks

Jessica Jin, who set up the “Campus (DILDO) Carry” event on Facebook, invokes the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy. She’s urging students to send campus leaders that message by strapping on the plastic phalluses.

“‘You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO,'” Jin says in the group’s description. “Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play.”

Leftards don’t care about facts, nor do they believe in common sense. But I’ll post a link to pro-gun Professor John Lott’s website anyway. The facts about how guns prevent crime are there for her and in his book and other writing. But really, I don’t hold out much hope for her to be able to recognize the truth.

Gov. Greg Abbott signed Senate Bill 11, the campus carry law, in June. Starting in August 2016, the law will allow properly-licensed firearms owners to carry concealed handguns into most buildings on campus. The law also gives a certain amount of latitude to campus presidents, however, to designate so-called “gun-free zones.”

At two public forums held in the last month, dozens of UT-Austin students, faculty and staff spoke against the law, urging President Greg Fenves to severely limit campus carry at the flagship. Last week, a professor emeritus in the school’s economic department announced he would be giving up teaching over concerns about his personal safety.

Leftards! They deserve whatever comes their way as a result of their stupidity.

The story excerpt fails to mention that in 1966, UT-Austin experienced a deadly sniper attack by Charles Whitman, a student at the university. Fourteen people were killed BEFORE the police could respond. Whitman’s body is pictured below, lying where he fell atop the university’s clock tower.

Read more about Charles Whitman at Wikipedia.

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The threat of violence is always with us. It deserves more than a ridiculous strap on dildo protest as a response.

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Baby’s First Dildo -courtesy of the Transgender Movement

GenderTrender

tranz dildo for ugh Occasionally the subject of a post leaves me speechless. This is one of those posts. Dildos for 4 year old girls, marketed by a “genderqueer” woman in San Francisco named Den Kirkwood Tucker. den kirkwood tucker It would appear this project has some affiliation with Gender Spectrum, the organization involved in public school programming to elementary school children. See for yourself below. Read the article that brought this campaign to my attention here: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/more-than-just-undies-the-smallest-details-are-the-most-important-for-parents-of-transgender-kids/story-fnet08ui-1227539339418tranzwear dildo 1transwear dildo 2transwear dildo 3transwear dildo 4 ..

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Sex Toy Story

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As stories about teachers engaging in sex-related activities with students go, this one is rather mild.

Academia.org

Show and Tell no longer has the same harmless meaning it once had. “Parents of students at Encinal High School in Alameda want a teacher fired after they say he sent them home with an extra credit assignment of finding sex toys and condoms in their parents’ private drawers, and taking a selfie with what they find,”..

..“It was to go into your parents’ private drawers or whatever to seek out sexual toys or condoms, or anything of that nature and to take a selfie with it,” Cobene told the CBS bay area bureau.

The teacher claimed the request was a joke, but even if it was, you simply can’t make jokes like that with undeveloped minds of mush. There are no details about the identity of the teacher involved.

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South Carolina teen Karla Farmer accused of stealing sex toys including Rock Hard erection cream

Karla Farmer

Karla Farmer

Just trying to help out a client of hers?

Georgia News Day

A teen has been accused of stealing an array of sex toys from a shopping centre.

Karla Farmer, 18, of South Carolina, US, allegedly snatched items including Rock Hard erection cream and Deep Throat desensitising spray from an adult shop in Spartanburg.

Police were called to the scene on Tuesday.

They allegedly found two pair of Victoria’s Secret panties stuffed in her bag.

Farmer was charged with shoplifting following the incident.

She was released from custody later that evening.

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