That Skyscraper Climbing Racoon Whose Plight Captivated the World is Safe

A PERILOUS JOURNEY ENDED SAFELY.

Washington Post via NOLA

As a raccoon spent much of Tuesday climbing a 25-story skyscraper in downtown St. Paul, Minnesota, the world watched, terrified that this suspense story would end in a tragic plummet. (It didn’t.)

PART WAY UP.

RESTING ON A WINDOW LEDGE.

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Deputy Mayor Resigns After Describing Immigrants as “rabid, messy, mean racoons,” While Claiming Trump Would Exterminate Them

FORMER DEPUTY MAYOR RICK BLOOD.

Never resign. Make them fire you.

Deputy Mayor Rick Blood of Mendham Township is one clever wordsmith, even if he was too quick to resign.

He avoided the usual taboo word, the N-word. He avoided the old nickname for Negros that we don’t hear much anymore–coons.

Raccoons still upset enough people that he threw in the towel though.

Excerpt from the Daily Mail

The deputy mayor of a New Jersey town has stepped down after a shocking Facebook post comparing illegal immigrants to ‘rabid, messy, mean raccoons’.

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Refugees vs. Raccoons (Twitter Video)

I’ll take raccoons over the “refugee” filth (parasites) seen in what I recall to be Sweden in this video.

Scroll down to the post on Laura Ingraham to see how Tweeter Mark Collett is in the news today.

Have A Laugh: Evil Raccoon Likes You

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It’s nice to be liked.