Uh, NO! (((Laura Loomer))) Is Dating Neo-Nazi Baked Alaska Who Once Trolled Her with Gas Chamber Meme

It looks like the alt-right’s Baked Alaska (a FBI plant?) and Laura Loomer teamed up to fool the world into thinking a Nazi and a Jewess could have a love affair.

Alas, it was all for publicity.

Shame on you two kids for fooling us. We were already planning your wedding in our minds.

Jewish Forward

Laura Loomer, the young Jewish voice of the far-right, says she has struck up an unlikely romance with Tim Gionet — the online troll better known as Baked Alaska who previously tweeted a picture of Loomer in a gas chamber.

“Isn’t it a cute love story?” Loomer wrote in a message to the Forward. “Alt Right leader falls for a Jewess. Better than notebook.”

And now Gionet is apologizing to his followers for his past behavior — claiming it’s Loomer who cured him of his bigotry.

Loomer says that she and Gionet started messaging each other recently and their relationship, such as it is, consists mostly of sending memes to each other on Twitter. The two have only actually met once — months ago at an “alt-right” rally in Washington, D.C.

“He’s super into me,” Loomer wrote.

The relationship was widely dismissed as an elaborate joke by Twitter users — both characters are famous for their trolling — but Loomer sought to convince the Forward that it is the real deal. “We just started talking a lot and I told him he should work on himself,” Loomer said.

UPDATE, 7:55pm: Gionet now denies that he and Loomer are dating — and is celebrating the entire thing as a prank. Loomer did not immediately respond to the news that her would-be boyfriend is denying that they’re together.

Texas Wetback Girl’s “most likely to become a terrorist” Award Sparks Outrage

Muh feelz.

A brown tinted Houston seventh grader had her feelings hurt when her teacher bestowed a mock award on her. Imagine how the dainty, sensitive little border jumpers would feel if that old fashioned punishment, the Dunce Cap were administered to her.

I can only speak for myself but at least a third of my teachers made me “feelz bad” when I was in school. That was normal and expected.

Today, powered by poltical correctness, muh tears spark outrage.

By the way, the teacher in trouble over this tempest in a teapot is black.

CNN

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. These are real certificates that were typed up and presented to 7th graders at Lance Cpl. Anthony Aguirre Junior High School in Houston.

“MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A TERRORIST,” one reads, inside a border of cheerful stars. Another, given to a student in the same class, reads “MOST LIKELY TO BLEND IN WITH WHITE PEOPLE.”

Lauren Easton, whose sister received the “white people” award, told CNN there were others, including one that read “Most Likely to be Homeless in Guatemala.”

“My initial reaction was shock,” Easton said. “I couldn’t believe a teacher could be that bold.” She says her sister was initially embarrassed and just wanted everyone to “drop it.”

Lizeth Villanueva, who was bestowed the unwanted “terrorist” honor, told CNN affiliate KPRC the teacher gave out different “mock awards” to students in her advanced learning class. The teacher told them they were supposed to be funny but they “might hurt [students’] feelings.”

“It was not a joke,” Lizeth said. “I do not feel comfortable with this… I do not feel comfortable being in the same classroom with [the teacher].”

The school has not publicly identified the teacher, and CNN was unable to reach her.

The school’s administration released a statement apologizing for the event and promising an investigation.

“Aguirre Administration would like to first of all apologize for the insensitive and offensive fake mock award that were given to students…As principal, I want to assure all students, parents and community members that these ward statement and ideals are NOT representative of the Aguirre Vision, Mission, and educational goals for its students.”

According to a similar statement from the Channelview School District, “the teacher involved in this matter have been disciplined according to district policy. and the incident is still under investigation.”

Easton says this isn’t the first thing the teacher has done that has raised eyebrows. Before this incident, the teacher, who is black, gave Easton’s sister “a ‘black quiz’ to prove how black she was.”

The students who received the “awards” were enrolled in AVID, an advanced learning and college prep program.

“This is a reprehensible action of a single teacher that does not in any way reflect the AVID values, or the values of the thousands of AVID teachers across the US who impact our students daily,” AVID CEO Sandy Husk said in a statement.

Bring back the Dunce Cap.

Craigslist “Slaves for Sale” Ad Lands White Student in Trouble

Police resources actually went into investigating a prank ad on Craigslist placed there by a high school kid. The unidentified troll was clearly after a few chuckles, but adults have blown up the ad to epic proportions.

Ironically, this poor kid is getting more attention than the real slave traders who live today in Africa, India, and the Middle East. Of course, those real slave traders are nonwhite, so we can’t talk about it.

Then, there’s also white sex slavery run by the Jewish Mafia. But again, let’s not talk about that.

Adults need to grow up and cease virtue signaling. It’s getting really, really, really tiresome.

CNN

A high school student in Florida has been suspended after taking a photo of two female classmates without their knowledge and posting it as an ad on Craigslist with the title: “two slaves for sale.”

The ad posted Wednesday referred to the high school students as “slavegals” in “good condition.” It listed a sale price of $470.
The Craigslist post has since been removed from the classifieds site.

Skye Fefee, one of the girls in the photo, said she first saw the image when a friend sent it to her on Snapchat. By then, it had been shared and passed around by several students at the school.

“I feel disturbed by it,” Skye, a senior, told CNN. “It shows me that there is still a lot of racism in this school.”

The student from Fleming Island High School in the Clay County School District who posted it has been suspended, the school district said. Officials did not release his name.

“We do not tolerate this type of behavior and we are disheartened that any of our students would be subject to discrimination,” Superintendent Addison Davis said in a statement.

CNN has obscured the faces of the students in the photo.

But I thought diversity was a strength. I guess not.

Star Trek’s Fag George Takei Running for Congress Against Trump Supporter Davin Nunes

An April Fool’s joke?

Excerpt from The Daily Buzz

George Takei and his husband Brad have been long time Los Angelinos, so when word got out that they were scoping property out in rural Tulare County, California, people grew curious as to why.

It appears that famous duo have purchased a ranch-style home in Visalia for the express purpose: George Takei is running for Congress.

Takei told us over the phone:

Well, I guess the jig is up.

With what is going on now in the country, I couldn’t stand by any longer merely as a citizen. I knew I had to take a bigger stand. So that’s why I’m running for Congress. My hope is to challenge Davin Nunes for his seat in 2018.

Nunes is currently head of the House Intelligence Committee, and he has been under fire lately for his close ties to and actions on behalf of the Trump administration, which his committee is supposed to be investigating.

Takei continued:

I think Nunes is vulnerable. And I plan to prove that. People are tired of his ass-kissing of Trump. Can I say that? I think I can. These days you can say pretty much anything and not get in trouble.

I want to be a champion for all people, but especially those whose voices are not heard often in the halls of Congress. We need to build a majority again in Congress, too, to be a check against the Trump Administration’s excesses, assuming he’s even around by then to keep making horrific mistakes.

Pranked?

The Daily Buzz was taken in by Takei’s prank too.

Four Dindus Arrested for that Yard Menorah Turned into a Swastika

CLIVE JAMAR WILSON, AGE 19.

The top photo tells most of the story, except for whodunit. The second photo shows the lone adult charged in the hate crime. Three juveniles were also arrested.

As soon as I can I’m going to contact Clive and recruit him into my local KKK chapter. We get to wear sheets and everything. I think Clive would find it cool to be in the KKK. There’s no fun like burning a cross in front of a Nigger’s house. Clive looks like the kind of guy who would get off to that.

The contrast between the darker skin tones and the pure white robes sure is beautiful, ain’t it?

The original story was posted on saboteur365 on January 2. We knew that we didn’t do it.

Odds were that the Jews did it to themselves. I wonder if Clive is being framed.

Let’s see what poor Clive is being charged with:

AZ Family

Four young men have been arrested for damaging a holiday Menorah decoration in the front yard of a home last December.

Chandler Police spokesman Sgt. Daniel Mejia said their officers arrested three juvenile boys and one 19-year-old man Friday after a lengthy investigation.

Mejia said all four will face felony charges of criminal damage and trespassing.

The incident happened last December as Hanukkah drew to a close.

[ORIGINAL STORY: http://www.azfamily.com/story/34155161/community-supports-family-whose-menorah-was-found-twisted-into-swastika%5D

Last December a Chandler family woke up to find their front-yard decoration celebrating the holiday had been twisted into a swastika shaped symbol.

Naomi Ellis said her husband, Seth, built the menorah after their three sons – ages 5, 7 and 9 – asked for holiday lights to celebrate the season.

“We live in a great neighborhood with kind and welcoming neighbors,” Ellis said. “We never would have imagined that someone would spread so much hate here.”

Mejia says the investigation is continuing.

Since I don’t believe in hate crime laws, my thoughts run toward charging Clive with misdemeanor property damage. Let him pay back the cost of the damaged property and write a letter of contrition. And be done with it.

But since Clive took on the Jew and lost, he’s in deep doo doo.

Good luck, Clive. You’re going to need it. Just remember. The Jew isn’t your friend. The KKK is.

‘Beware of the Jews’ sign is put up in one of London’s largest Orthodox Jewish communities

Oh boy, the press is going crazy over this one, guys.

First, the basic story:

Excerpt from the Daily Mail

A ‘beware of the Jews’ sign has been put up in one of London’s largest Orthodox Jewish communities.

The offensive signage was spotted near a synagogue in the Haredi Jewish enclave of Stamford Hill in north London.

The sign, which features a silhouette of an Orthodox Jewish man with a red border, similar to traffic signs, was reported to Hackney Council by Shomrim N.E. London.

Daily Mail readers thought it was a Charlie Chaplin sign. Many seemed to be mocking the idea that there’s much of a story here.

More from the New Statesman:

A fake warning sign depicting an orthodox Jewish man was found in north London on Tuesday night, 14 March. It was reported as a hate crime, and removed by Hackney Council’s night team soon after it was found.

By Wednesday morning, it was being referred to by local police as an “antisemitic sign”, and investigated as a “religiously aggravated hate crime”. The sign appeared at the junction of Clapton Common and Spring Hill in Stamford Hill, Hackney, near an orthodox synagogue. Stamford Hill is home to one of Europe’s biggest Hasidic communities. The message inferred from the sign, which is a red hazard triangle, was: “Beware the Jews”.

The Guardian reports that the sign was created by an “artist.”

A photographer and artist behind a red-triangle warning sign depicting the silhouette of an Orthodox Jewish man has apologised for causing offence after a Jewish neighbourhood watch group reported it as a hate crime.

Franck Allais, a freelance photographer, said the contentious sign was part of an artistic project, which includes depictions of a woman pulling a shopping trolley, a man pushing his wheelchair and a cat.

Allais said he intended the project to be a comment on identity and that the sign in Stamford Hill, one of the largest Hasidic communities in Europe, was not an antisemitic statement. He said he was left shaken by the offence he had caused.

He said: “It was a project about crossing the road … how everyone is different, everyone has an identity. There is not only one sign in the street. I put more signs up in the street, but only this one got noticed. I am sorry for any offence caused.”

This is how a minor story gets blown out of proportion by the (((press.)))

Bad art isn’t a hate crime.

Naggers? Russians? Mystery of A1 Steak Sauce Bottles Hidden in Library

This story is probably meaningless odd news, but if anyone has a theory about some hidden meaning to the apparent prank, please share it.

Chroniclet

AVON LAKE — Someone has been hiding empty A.1. steak sauce bottles throughout the Avon Lake Public Library and no one knows why.

Dan Cotton, the library’s page supervisor, said 28 of the 10-ounce bottles have turned up since he found the first one Jan. 11 hidden among the library’s newspapers.

No one has been spotted hiding the bottles, but it’s become almost a game among library staff to locate the bottles, which are typically left lying on their sides behind books on the shelf.

“It became something everyone wanted to find,” Cotton said.

The library’s security guard and pages, who shelve the books, have found most of the dark glass containers among the magazines, the fiction section, the children’s section and elsewhere. Although the bottles appear at random, the most popular location seems to be in the nonfiction section, Cotton said.

“We mapped the first 12 to see if we could find a pattern, but we couldn’t find a discernible pattern,” Cotton said.

Jill Ralston, the library’s public relations and marketing coordinator, said there doesn’t appear to be any malicious intent from whoever the culprit is. The labels have been removed and the bottles have been thoroughly cleaned.

“They’re real clean, like they’ve been put through a dishwasher,” Ralston said.

Ralston, who admitted to being disappointed she has yet to locate a bottle, said the librarians and other staffers searched online to see if there was some reason for the bottles, but came up empty. She said they’ve gone through a bunch of other theories as well, but haven’t been able to settle on a decent explanation for what may just be a simple prank.

“We’re all playing detective,” she said.

There was some initial thought that someone may have been sneaking booze into the library, but that idea was dismissed because no one smelled anything in the bottles other than a faint whiff of steak sauce.

The other theory was that the bottles might be an offshoot of geocaching, a game where people use satellite global positioning systems to locate small hidden items. There is a geocache on the library grounds, but it contained only a list of people who had found it, a small seashell and a felt spider when The Chronicle-Telegram tracked it down Thursday.

Ralston said the geocaching theory came from the popularity of Northeast Ohio Rocks, a Facebook group whose members paint and hide rocks all over the greater Cleveland area. Ralston said some of those rocks have been found at the library, but don’t appear connected to the bottles.

Hoping to get some outside advice from patrons, Ralston posted a photo of the bottles on the library’s Facebook page earlier this week, but the resulting speculation could be more sizzle than steak as well.

One person offered up that “dragon magic” might be responsible, while another suggested the library reach out to its “steak holders” for help.

“Pretty sure a book worm in the restaurant industry is having a good chuckle right about now,” one commenter wrote.

That’s as good of a theory as any other.

Amateur sleuthing: I wonder if the empty bottles were hidden according to some pattern or if they were hidden randomly.