Evil Kenyan Monkey Ex-President on Yacht with Bruce Springsteen, Tom Hanks, Oprah in Polynesia

UNFORTUNATELY FOR BARRY, MICHAEL IS THERE TOO.

Somewhere on that yacht is a buttboy for Obama. Michael is having his own fun with someone else or doing a slow burn.

Vulture

The American people might really miss Barack Obama, but unfortunately for the American people, the former president seems much happier far, far away from them. A Tahitian news outlet is reporting that he and Michelle are currently touring French Polynesia on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison’s “luxury super yacht” with a few friends: Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen, and Oprah.

Oprah has long been close with both Barack and Michelle, and the president awarded the Medal of Freedom to both Hanks and Springsteen last year. Apparently they all met up Monday, stopped for lunch on Vanilla Island, made another stop at Le Taha’a Island, and will continue on to Bora Bora. According to Travel + Leisure, the island-hopping will end at the Brando, a luxury resort where President Obama has stayed for the past three weeks while working on his White House memoirs.

One person who met the ex-president told a local paper that Obama will “let you take a photo with him if it’s not published,” and that he’s a “very cool man.” For his sake, let’s hope French Polynesia gets limited cell service.

Jeff Sessions warns sanctuary cities will lose billions in Justice Department grants

Whatever failures President Donald Trump may be experiencing, he’s trying to keep his campaign promises.

This move is easy unless some liberal judge comes along to say to Attorney General Jeff Sessions, “You can’t do that. That’s waycisssssss.”

Al.com

So-called “sanctuary cities” that refuse to comply with immigration law will have federal funding taken away if they don’t reverse their policies, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions warned Monday.

The former Alabama senator made the announcement during the White House daily press briefing. Sessions said the Department of Justice will be enforcing a policy set last summer by the Obama administration on sanctuary cities.

Sessions cited a recent Department of Homeland Security report that he said showed there were 200 instances where jurisdictions refused to honor detainer requests by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement for illegal immigrants charged with serious crimes, including murder, sex offenses against children, rape, hit-and-run, and drug trafficking.

“Such policies cannot continue. They make our nation less safe by putting dangerous criminals back on the streets,” Sessions told reporters. “Countless Americans would be alive today and countless loved ones would not be grieving today if these policies of sanctuary cities were ended.”

There are no sanctuary cities in Alabama, although the Birmingham City Council passed a resolution last month symbolically declaring the Magic City a sanctuary city that is “a community free of prejudice.”

A Justice Department office is estimated to award more than $4 billion in grants to states and localities. Sessions warned that sanctuary cities will lose out on the money – used for community policing and other programs – unless they reverse course.

“I strongly urge our nation’s states and cities and counties to consider carefully the harm they are doing to their citizens by refusing to enforce our immigration laws, and to rethink such policies,” the attorney general said. “The American people want and deserve a lawful system of immigration that keeps us safe and serves the national interest.”

While Sessions said his agency would merely carry out a policy approved during the Obama White House, he didn’t rule out the Trump administration taking further action on sanctuary cities.

“We believe that grants in the future can be issued that have additional requirements,” he said.

Trump is no Longer Hitler, but Just an Incompetent Fool

Speaking for the alt-right, we’re not giving up our Glorious Trumpenfuher memes. Let the normies believe what they will, but our Glorious Leader is invincible.

Excerpt from Scott Adams Blog

Today we are witnessing one of the most important events in political history. But you probably can’t see it because the news is talking about healthcare, and how Ryan and Trump totally failed to get enough votes.

The real story is happening in parallel with the healthcare story, and that’s what renders it invisible. Something enormous is happening that has nothing to do with anything you are seeing in the news. In fact, you’ll probably read it here for the first time.

I’m dragging this out to see if you can guess the big news before I tell you. It is something I predicted would happen. It is something the country needs MORE than healthcare. It was, until yesterday, perceived as the biggest problem in the United States, if not the entire world.

And that problem almost totally went away yesterday. The smell might linger, but the problem has ended. We should be celebrating, but instead we will be yammering about healthcare.

Do you know what problem just got solved? It’s invisible for now, but later everyone will be able to see it.

Don’t see it?

Okay, I’ll just tell you.

With the failure of the Ryan healthcare bill, the illusion of Trump-is-Hitler has been fully replaced with Trump-is-incompetent meme. Look for the new meme to dominate the news, probably through the summer. By year end, you will see a second turn, from incompetent to “Competent, but we don’t like it.”

I have been predicting this story arc for some time now. So far, we’re ahead of schedule.

In the 2D world, where everything is just the way it looks, and people are rational, Trump and Ryan failed to improve healthcare. But in the 3D world of persuasion, Trump just had one of the best days any president ever had: He got promoted from Hitler to incompetent. And that promotion effectively defused the Hitler-hallucination bomb that was engineered by the Clinton campaign.

In all seriousness, the Trump-is-Hitler illusion was the biggest problem in the country, and maybe the world. It was scaring people to the point of bad health. It made any kind of political conversation impossible. It turned neighbors and friends against each other in a way we have never before seen. It was inviting violence, political instability, and worse.

In my opinion, the Trump-is-Hitler hallucination was the biggest short-term problem facing the country. Congress just solved for it, albeit unintentionally. Watch the opposition news abandon the Trump-is-scary concept to get all over the “incompetent” theme.

No one wants an incompetent president, but calling the other side a bunch of bumblers is routine politics. We just went from an extraordinary risk (Trump=Hitler) to ordinary politics (The other side=incompetent). Ordinary politics won’t spark a revolution or make you punch a coworker. This is a good day for all of us. It just doesn’t look that way because the news is distracting you with the healthcare issue, which is also important, but a full level down in importance from electing Hitler (in your mind).

On Sunday, Drudge featured a link to this New York Times opinion piece by Maureen Dowd. In it she took up the theme that Trump is an incompetent boob out of his league in the White House.

Trump Tweet Said to Watch Judge Janine Who Then Said that Paul Ryan Needs to Step Down as Speaker of the House

Paul Ryan is garbage. An honorable man would step down as Speaker of the House. Judge Janine explains why.

news.com.au

PRESIDENT Donald Trump tweeted for his followers to watch a Fox News show. Its presenter called for a top Republican official to be sacked. Is this execution via Trump tweet?

President Trump had placed his faith in Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan to build a workable replacement for ‘Obamacare’, the national health insurance plan that has been in Republican sights since its inception.

He had just one job to do.

And, as far as the president was concerned, it was a done deal.

The Trump-branded proposal, however, fell dead at the doors of Congress.

Despite having a clear majority, House Republican leaders failed to win enough support from their own members for the replacement legislation to even be put to a vote.

“He had been told that everything was under control, the leadership could deliver, he didn’t have to pay too much attention, come in at the very end and close the deal. And it got to be a total mess,” high profile Republican powerbroker Newt Gingrich told Sean Hannity on Fox News yesterday.

“I can guarantee you that if this had been one of his hotels, one of his buildings, one of his golf courses, there’d be a lot of personnel changes tonight. And I think what you’re gonna see is that he’s gonna rethink how he’s going to approach the Congress based on this outcome. Because it was so totally, utterly unacceptable.”

President Trump asked us to watch. Heh, heh. The master troll strikes again.

France’s Le Pen Meets Putin on Russian Visit, Seeks Friendship Not Cold War

Quick! Somebody do something about Marine Le Pen. She must be a Russian spy or something.

How can she sit there across the table from the new Hitler. Shocking! Disgusting!

Burn her at the stake like Joan of Arc.

express.co.uk

MARINE Le Pen has pledged to ditch what she calls “the Cold War politics of the west” as she reiterated her support for both Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.

he poll-storming Front National leader met with Vladimir Putin in Moscow in her highest profile diplomatic visit since announcing her campaign for the French presidency.

And while meeting with the former Soviet strongman she committed to working with Russia and the US President to do away with the Cold War rivalries of the past.

She said: “I don’t see any good reason to engage in a Cold War in any form.

“Russia as well as the US is a great power.

“It’s very important for France to build up balanced relations with both of these countries.

“I think we could do that with Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump.”

She went on to claim it was time to drop trade sanctions against Russia, which were introduced by the EU after Putin moved troops to annex the Ukrainian province of Crimea.

Ms Le Pen told RT: “The priority is to allow cooperation between Russia and France, not only in culture but also in business and strategic cooperation such as in the fight against ISIS and also in energy.

France shouldn’t put limits on itself when it comes to improving relations with Russia.

“First of all, we should lift the sanctions [against Russia] that actually have been forced upon us by the European Union.”

It comes after claims Putin may meddle in the French election following allegations he helped Donald Trump ascend to the White House.

Ms Le Pen added: “I hear all the time French president Hollande talking about it, but I have never seen any proof to these accusations.

“At the same time, I see that Hollande does not ask the US for explanations, although it turned out the CIA eavesdropped on some European leaders and the 2012 candidates for the French presidential elections.

“I think we should stop this policy of double standards – this is what creates a sense of injustice not only for Russian people, but for many nations worldwide.”

Wow! There’s somebody running for office who doesn’t want to have World War III with Russia.

Make her your new president, France.

White House Reporter Has Biggest Story in the World Right Now (Video)

I’m posting two videos made within the last day by former Breitbart White House reporter Lee Stranahan. Both are rambling.

Stranahan believes he has the story that can bring an end to the Deep State. It revolves around Deep State criminality related to the DNC refusing to allow the FBI to examine DNC computers, which were allegedly hacked by the Russians.

Stranahan’s videos are hard to follow.

This comment at GLP describes the top video in a nutshell:

The public deservers to know why the FBI did not get access to the DNC servers when such a “serious” crime was supposedly committed by the Russians.

The Russians supposedly hacked the DNC servers, “threatening our democracy” —- yet the FBI was not permitted to look at the servers?

THIS STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.

And another, slightly longer, summary:

He wrote a 3400 word article on Brietbart about how the FBI was denied access (multiple times) to the DNC servers that were supposedly hacked by Russia…

AND an outside company, Crowdstryke, at the hands of an ex-FBI agent, and a Russian born guy, were the ones who investigated the server, and reported to the FBI.

His boss, gave him the green-light to publish the article, but told him to stay away from the Whitehouse, ie; don’t ask Sean Spicer about the topic.

And he’s pissed

Here’s the link to the Breitbart article by Stranahan that implicitly calls FBI Director Comey a crook.

The second video below was made after Stranahan’s decision to quit Breitbart news. It goes over more of the same territory.

However, Stranhan brings up George Soros’ control of Macedonia. Stranahan says that he intends to travel to Macedonia to try to dig up incriminating information on the role that Soros is playing in bringing down President Trump.

Stranahan was featured at two conspiracy theory sites yesterday. Both of them offer some background to the story that the former White House reporter believes can break the back of the Deep State.

Context at The Gateway Pundit

More context at Zerohedge

A commenter on one of these sites has sent the first video to President Trump, where he hopefully will watch and act.

Trump’s Best Bro Lindsey Graham Offers Friendly Suggestion to POTUS–Apologize to Obama

With friends like Lindsey, who needs enemies.

Newsmax

Sen. Lindsey Graham said Americans would appreciate if President Donald Trump said he is sorry for his mistakes.

Graham’s comments came during an interview on CBS “This Morning.”

“When you have the highest official in the land, the president of the United States, accusing his predecessor of illegal activity with no evidence that hurts our democracy.”

Graham said Trump will “suffer over time with the American people” if he refuses to back down on his claims former President Barack Obama wiretapped Trump Tower during the presidential campaign.

“Here’s what I’d say to the president,” Graham said. “It doesn’t mean you’re above having to say you’re sorry . . . to apologize if you did something wrong. I think most people would appreciate it if the President of the United States had the ability to say: ‘I made a mistake. I’m sorry.’

“If you can’t do that then that’s going to hurt you over time with the American people. Because there’ll come a day when you’ll have to look the TV camera in the eye and tell them North Korea is about to develop a missile to hit our homeland and ‘I want to stop them.’

Lindsey, admit you are a fag. It’ll make you feel so much better.