The White Prince Who Had Jungle Fever Before Harry

PRINCE ALBERT OF MONOCO WITH MOTHER OF HIS SPROG, NICOLE COSTA.

Harry is not the first male of royal blood to disgrace his family.

My God, look at that face on that thing!

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German AfD Party Politician’s “half Nigger” Tweet Aimed at Boris Becker’s Son Sparks Uproar and Legal Action

DIRTY RACE-MIXER BORIS BECKER AND HIS “SON.”

It’s Germany. You can’t legally call anyone a Nigger. Even if they are.

There is some question as to whether the so-called offensive Tweet used Nigger or Negro to describe Becker’s sprog. In any case, Boris Becker is a race traitor.

I’m not that interested in the freak’s personal life, but the Negress wife is now an ex-wife. This appears to be an older picture of him with her and his sprogs who are dressed like jigaboos.

Thanks, a**hole, for helping the army of dark invaders despoil Germany. Hopefully, you’ll be paying for a lawyer for your son’s defense attorney one day after he rapes a white girl.

RT

A lawmaker from the far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD) party became the target of a social media onslaught over a racial tweet which described tennis legend Boris Becker’s son as “half-n****r.”

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Race-Mixing Young Texas White Guy Allegedly Murdered for Wallet by Latina New Year’s Date

A dumb ass white teen with a case of beaner fever probably thought his New Year’s date with Yvonne Raquel Ramirez, age 19 and naturally a single mother like all Latinas her age, was going to end with some wild and woolly jalapeno sex.

Instead, Josh McKinney ended up dead.

The story is confusing because the shooter’s story doesn’t add up, according to police.

MSN

A Texas woman is charged with murder after she allegedly shot her New Year’s date, then snatched his wallet as he lay dying.

Yvonne Raquel Ramirez, 19, of Baytown had recently met Josh McKinney and hatched a plot to rob him of his guns, prosecutors say.

THEY ALWAYS HAVE MONEY FOR TATS.

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Wild! Meghan Markle’s Estranged Jew Half-Sister Slams Prince Harry

Harry’s jungle fever is already starting to have some negative repercussions.

Get used to it, Harry old chap. When you marry someone, you marry into their family.

If Britain gets lucky, this whole clown show could mean the end of the Royal Family.

Fox News

Meghan Markle’s half-sister has a bone to pick with her future brother-in-law.

Samantha Grant, who shares a father with the “Suits” actress, sounded off on Twitter after Prince Harry made some comments about his family’s Christmas celebrations with his fiancée Markle.

MEGHAN MARKLE, LEFT, FATHER TOM, AND BABY NEPHEW.

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Monkey Food: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle want wedding cake made from banana, source claims

MEGHAN MARKLE ENJOYING HER FAVORITE SNACK.

I couldn’t make this story up if I tried really hard.

The Prince and his Duchess are going to be giving us many amusing moments in the future, it appears.

Excerpt from The Telegraph

Thirteen months ago, Meghan Markle’s cryptic Instagram post of two bananas “cuddling” signalled the start of her whirlwind romance with Prince Harry.

The picture – accompanied by the message “sleep tight” and two kisses – sent fans into overdrive as they speculated that it was likely a symbol of their long-distance love.

Now, it seems, the fruit is set to play a central role in their wedding too.

The Daily Telegraph can reveal that the couple, who announced their engagement last week, are planning on marking their big day with a wedding cake made from bananas.

“This will be the first royal wedding cake made from bananas”, a source close to the couple told The Telegraph.

As well as acting as a symbol for their affection, Prince Harry is said to love “anything with banana”.

His former royal chef, Darren McGrady, has previously spoken about making the young Prince a caramel and banana cake.

Wedding tradition dictates that the top tier of the cake is a fruit cake, because it is long lasting and is then served at the christening of the couple’s first child.

Their apparent decision to go with a banana cake, instead of the typical fruit cake, is similar to the Duke and Duchess.

Harry and His Jungle Woman Starting a Family Soon, According to Him

Wow! Niglets crawling around the palace. The Royal photographer is going to have fun with that sh*t.

Harry could have done worse. What if he had met and fallen for Chelsea Clinton.

My God! Hillary and Bill and dumb Chelsea all cozied up to the Royal family. That’s just too scary to think about.

Daily Mail

Prince Harry last night confessed he fell in love with Meghan Markle the moment they met on a blind date.

Lifting the lid on their whirlwind romance, he said ‘the stars were aligned’ when ‘this beautiful woman fell into my life’.

The lovestruck Prince declared his late mother Diana would have been ‘jumping up and down’ with excitement at the news he is to marry Miss Markle this spring. Harry, 33, also promised he and the American actress, 36, will start a family ‘in the near future’.

Miss Markle, who has quit her role in the television drama Suits and will now become a full-time royal, yesterday spent time ‘utterly charming’ the staff at the couple’s new home in Kensington Palace.

I don’t doubt that the Royal bride is charming. She’s an actress after all. That’s what actresses do to get roles. They smile a lot and compliment people.

Their romance has moved swiftly. In an extraordinarily candid interview yesterday, they revealed how they went on just two dates in London last July before a besotted Harry invited her on a magical camping holiday in Botswana. They shared a tent under the stars ‘in the middle of nowhere’.

Yesterday at a photocall in Kensington Palace’s Sunken Garden – much loved by Diana – Harry was asked: ‘When did you know she was the one?’ He replied: ‘When did I know? From the very first time we met.’

Smart lad, that Harry. The old “love at first sight” answer is surely going to please the Royal fiance.

Last night he confessed: ‘The fact that I fell in love with Meghan so incredibly quickly was confirmation to me that all the stars were aligned – everything was just perfect. It was this beautiful woman – just sort of literally tripped and fell into my life; I fell into her life.

‘We’re a fantastic team, we know we are, and we hope over time to try to have as much impact on all the things we care about as possible.’

A team, eh? They can’t do any worse than that abomination consisting of George Clooney and his Muslim tranny, Amal Clooney.

I guess the Royals figured it was too early to bring a tranny into the family. At least Meghan was born a woman. I think.

As news of their engagement spread across the world, it emerged that:

Harry popped the question on one knee earlier this month while they were cooking roast chicken at his cottage in Kensington Palace;

He gave her a ring he designed himself from diamonds belonging to his mother;

The couple will have a church wedding in spring 2018 – but will probably avoid early April when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s third child is due;

The PM has ruled out a bank holiday and Windsor Castle’s chapel emerged as favourite to host the royal wedding;

Harry said his mother and his bride-to-be would have been ‘thick as thieves’ and ‘best friends’;

Miss Markle could become a princess but is more likely to be given the title Duchess of Sussex;

The Archbishop of Canterbury said the couple had ‘chosen to make their vows before God’;

Meghan’s beloved rescue dog Guy is now at the palace but her other dog Bogart is still in Canada with friends.

Despite feverish speculation last week, the Mail understands that while the announcement has been in the offing for some time, yesterday was always the planned date.

At 2pm the smiling couple made it official by posing for photographs arm in arm in the Sunken Garden – where Harry and his brother William had white roses planted in Diana’s memory on the 20th anniversary of her death.

As psy ops promoting interracial romances go, this one could be worse. Harry could have paired off with some total Nog from Nogland with a foul mouth and loads of ugly tats on her butt.

Meghan is also a dog lover, so maybe some good will come to our canine friends as she takes the world stage as a Duchess.

MEGHAN WITH HER DOGS. THEY GET TO SLEEP IN THE ROYAL BED NOW.

Jews Crowing Over Jewish Princess Meghan Markel Joining Royal Family

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Rachel “Meghan” Markle’s father is alleged to be a Jew. That’s enough to get Jews excited about a Jew in the Royal Family.

I’m sure British immigration policy will allow for one more black Jew to enter the country. Like many Nigs, she’ll be supported by the British people and their tax dollars. Unlike the rest of them, she’ll be royalty of sorts.

Jewish Forward

Jewish and black girls have been mocked for their hair, their bodies and their other-ness. But they might be about to get a heroine at Buckingham Palace.

It’s a real-life fairy tale for everyone who has been feeling like a pre-ball Cinderella in the Trump era: Prince Harry, the international playboy and longtime sex-symbol who is fifth in line for the British throne, has announced his engagement to Meghan Markle, an American actress.

Markle is known for her work in the American TV show “Suits”. Her mother is black and her father is white. And though many publications have reported that Markle’s father is Jewish, a publicist denied that she herself is a member of the tribe.

“Just to clarify…she is not Jewish,” said Chantal Artur, the publicist, in an email, without elaborating.

Markle, who told Elle that she answers the question “What are you” every single week of her life, has not spoken to the media about her religious background or that of her father.

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But she has given some serious Queen Esther vibes. Here are 4 kind of, sort of Jewish things about her:

Her real name is Rachel. While we have all met 90-100 wonderful Megans, Meagans, and Meghans at Jewish summer camp, ‘Rachel’ is straight out of Genesis and totally the kind of name your dad would give you if he was trying to subtly imbue your identity with your religious heritage. Plus, changing your name (or in this case, taking your middle name as a stage name) is a classic rite of passage for Jewish performers. Just ask Natalie Hershlag and Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz.

Markle’s first marriage was to film producer Trevor Engelson, a Jewish man from Great Neck, New York. Their wedding involved what The Sun tersely referred to as a “traditional Jewish chair dance”.

She has said that she is sometimes labeled “Sephardic” at auditions. Think about it—35-year old actresses and lifestyle gurus don’t throw around the word Sephardic unless they are Sephardic. She might as well change her name to “Kitniyot Markle”.

Disney has had a frog prince, a lion king, and a royal mermaid, and all we’ve had is the Crusades followed by the Inquisition. A Jewish princess just seems fair.

If it were only the name Rachel, dayeinu. If it were just the “Jewish chair dance”, dayeinu. But the greatest evidence in this biur chametz-like hunt for crumbs of Markle’s Jewish identity is that a spokesman for Westminster Abbey confirmed on behalf of the Church of England that, if they choose, Markle and Prince Harry will be able to marry within the church in an “interfaith” marriage, regardless of Markle’s “Jewish background”.

This brings us to the next booshah-turned-equality-milestone, which is that Markle has been married and divorced. And according to the Church of England, if that’s good enough for Henry the 8th, it should be good enough for his fellow ginger ladykiller (so to speak,) Prince Harry.

So if our hypothesis is correct and Markle and Harry marry, Markle will be the first black, Jewish, divorcee, American princess in English history. It’s worth noting that Markle is also two years older than the Prince, making their marriage a triumph for several pie slices in the chart of disadvantaged identity groups.

This may also be the first time an actress famous for a movie called “Horrible Bosses” gets to meet the Queen of England.

It’s a shehechianu moment to beat all shehechianu moments.

The cherry on top of the sufganiyot-Kwanzaa-cake hybrid? Markle is a noted feminist. She serves as a UN Women advocate and an ambassador for World Vision.

As they say in another story of unlikely royalty, “The Prince of Egypt”: “There can be miracles when you believe”.

The excitement over the oil driller and his Nigkike future princess (or whatever title she gets) is just beginning. ABC News is excited. How about you?