Two Ohio Firefighters Suspended for Making Porn Video in Firehouse

Yes, the one on top really is a woman.

I guess the city of Akron was lucky that no fires broke out while these two were cavorting at the station.

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That Skyscraper Climbing Racoon Whose Plight Captivated the World is Safe

A PERILOUS JOURNEY ENDED SAFELY.

Washington Post via NOLA

As a raccoon spent much of Tuesday climbing a 25-story skyscraper in downtown St. Paul, Minnesota, the world watched, terrified that this suspense story would end in a tragic plummet. (It didn’t.)

PART WAY UP.

RESTING ON A WINDOW LEDGE.

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Taylor Swift’s Fav Negro Dancer “Toshi” Apologizes for Social Media Posts Approving of Rape and Sexual Assault After She Fires Him

TAYLOR SWIFT MADE TOSHI A FAVORITE.

The Wrap via MSN

Kim “Toshi” Davidson, a veteran member of Taylor Swift’s touring dance team, has apologized after posting memes that made light of sexism and sexual assault on Instagram.

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Alabama Sheboon Arrested for Bank Robbery Promised Manager Sex for Cooperation

RACHEL CALHOUN, 24. ON CRACK OR PROMISED HER CRACK?

Would you give up $6,000 of your employer’s money in exchange for a romp with the lovely Rachel Calhoun?

Rachel must think that she’s irresistible to men.

Maybe to a blind man, eh?

The criminal stupidity of the negro race never ceases to amaze.

macon.com

A would-be bank robber tried an usual method to get cash from an Alabama bank on Wednesday, according to police.

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White Guy with Long Criminal Record Arrested for Adding Rat Poison to Pizza Joint’s Mozzarella

RICKY LEE ADAMI. NO EXTRA CHARGE FOR ADDED INGREDIENT.

Ricky Lee Adami better not ever be given another job in the food industry.

It takes a special kind of stupid and evil to mix in rat poison with cheese destined to top a pizza, all the while security cameras are catching you in the act.

Actually, with Adami’s criminal record, an argument could be made that he shouldn’t have been out among decent folks anyway.

Charlotte Observer

A North Carolina pizzeria employee is accused of putting rat poison in the Fayetteville establishment’s food, according to police.

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Australian Corporate Exec Leading Secret Life as Poo Jogger Resigns

Street sh*tting is not part of Euro man’s culture.

What satisfaction one would obtain from soiling the footpaths in your neighborhood is beyond me.

There’s so much crazy behavior going on in the world today that it’s impossible to process it all.

The Guardian

A Brisbane corporate manager who is alleged to be a serial public defecator after being photographed with his pants down on a suburban street has quit his job.

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Melania Throws Rudy Under the Bus Over His Stormy Comments

It appears that it was a mistake for Donald Trump to employ Rudy Giuliani as one of his lawyers.

It also appears that the president’s wife either wants Rudy gone from the team or just wants him to shut up.

Weird, bizarre, odd responses came tumbling toward Rudy from several directions in response to his statements that the FLOTUS believes Trump didn’t have an affair with Stormy Daniels and that the porn actress is not someone to be held up as a role model.

People

Rudy Giuliani shared his thoughts about Donald Trump‘s alleged affair with Stormy Daniels — and first lady Melania put Giuliani in his place.

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