President Trump Collapses, Hospitalized, After Rep. Maxine Waters Says She Will Boycott Trump Totally

A HEARTBROKEN PRESIDENT.

MAXINE WATERS. DONALD TRUMP’S SECRET TRUE LOVE.

President Donald Trump has been hospitalized following the shocking news that the one great true love of his life, Maxine Waters, has cut off all contact with him.

The president’s doctors tell saboteur365 that the president is resting comfortably, but that the shock of being rejected by Waters will impact him forever.

In a televised news conference the president’s team of doctors report that Trump repeatedly mumbled “grab her by the p*ssy” before being sedated.

One source within the medical community, who cannot be named, claims that President Trump will resign and move to Russia to spend a month hunting and fishing with best bro President Vladimir Putin as part of his recovery therapy. A second source confirmed that Trump will likely move permanently to Russia and run for the Russian presidency once Putin retires.

Associated Press

WASHINGTON (AP) — Rep. Maxine Waters doesn’t expect to pose for a photo with President Donald Trump anytime soon.

In fact, the California congresswoman plans to boycott any meeting, event, ceremony or public event with the president, at the White House or even in her home district of Los Angeles.

“I don’t see myself meeting with him, sitting down with him, believing anything he would say or even respecting anything he would say,” Waters said sternly to The Associated Press. “It would not be honest on my part to go to any ceremonies with him or to pretend I am having a decent conversation with him.”

And if Trump personally invited her to the White House for a conversation? “I wouldn’t go,” she said emphatically.

Waters has served in Congress for a quarter-century. Now she’s turned into the passionate voice of resistance against the Trump administration. The 78-year-old Democrat lays politeness aside when she talks about the new president. When told that this is not normal political dialogue, she shrugs.

“My spirit tells me I cannot be silent. I must address this so-called president, no matter where it takes me,” she said.

Insiders tell us that Waters is disgusted with Trump for cheating on her with the white woman, Melania Knauss, who eventually became Mrs. Trump. Paladin Justice, ace reporter for saboteur365, cornered Rep. Waters in a D.C. parking garage and managed to get this quote from her when asked about Trump: “Dat white man ain’t no good. He said he was gonna marry me and den he dindu nuffins but take up wit dat white woman cuz of politics. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.

TRUMP HAD TO SETTLE FOR MELANIA. POOR FELLOW.

When last seen, Waters was driving away at high speed.

The Congresswoman was still wearing the James Brown wig that Bill O’Reilly remarked upon earlier this week.

British Landlord Defends Ban on “coloured people”

PROPERTY OWNER FERGUS WILSON.

Fergus Wilson has a problem with renting homes to Asian Indians. The problem is the stench they leave behind when they move out.

Curry!

Fergus is being demonized in the press and investigated by the government because he wants to keep his properties in rentable condition.

That’s the tyranny of egalitarianism at work in Britain.

Sky News

A buy-to-let tycoon facing a public backlash over his ban on “coloured” tenants has said: “I would do it again.”

Fergus Wilson has banned “coloured” people from renting his homes because he claims they leave them smelling of curry, costing him thousands of pounds after they leave.

The Equality and Human Rights Commission has pledged to investigate the matter.

Mr Wilson insisted he was “not racist” and said his move was an “economic decision”.

He said his stance was no different from his ban on letting his properties to smokers and dog owners.

The 69-year-old said: “There has been much support for the stance I have taken. I do not apologise for it. Faced with the same circumstances, I would do it again.”

His ban came to light in a leaked email listing Mr Wilson’s instructions to a letting agent for potential tenants, including: “No coloured people because of the curry smell at the end of the tenancy.”

The landlord, who owns hundreds of properties in Kent and is thought to be Britain’s biggest buy-to-let investor, has also banned plumbers from renting his homes – claiming he had been ripped off in the past.

He said he was happy to rent to “negroes” as “they haven’t generated a curry smell at the end of the tenancy”.

But he said he was “wary” of letting to Indians after losing more than £12,000 in rent and re-carpeting costs over a six-month period because one of his properties smelled of curry.

He said: “If you want to sell your house to a market mainly composed of white British purchasers, then you considerably reduce your chances of selling by having a house that smells of curry.”

Mr Wilson said the leaked email was from August last year, pre-dating his current letting criteria for 2017, drawn up last December.

Anti-racism group Hope Not Hate described Mr Wilson as “the unacceptable face of the housing crisis” and compared him to the racist bigot Alf Garnett from BBC sitcom Till Death Us Do Part.

12 Year Old Louisiana Boy Charged with Raping 5 Year Old Sister

Let’s play a game of “Guess the race” again. LaPlace, Louisiana, is 47 percent white, 47.9 percent black. So what’s your guess on the race of a LaPlace boy who raped his sister?

Odds are we have a Dindu perp. Recall that one of the strong racial differences between blacks and whites is that blacks mature significantly faster. A 12 year old Negro is likely to be the size of a mid to late teens white youth.

Throw in the idea that sexual morality is unknown among blacks and what do you have? A 12 year old who rapes his little sister.

NOLA

A 12-year-old LaPlace boy has been arrested and booked with rape, according to the St. John the Baptist Parish Sheriff’s Office. The victim is his 5-year-old sister, authorities said.

The boy, who has not been identified by authorities because he is a minor, was arrested Monday (March 27) and is being held at the Terrebonne Parish Juvenile Center in Houma, according to a sheriff’s office news release.

The victim’s grandmother reported Friday that her granddaughter had been sexually assaulted in mid-March, authorities said. During the investigation, detectives learned “the juvenile had sexual contact with his 5-year-old sibling,” the news release states.

Authorities said the suspect “admitted to his involvement” when he was questioned.

The sheriff’s office said no additional information would be released about the incident because it is a sexual assault case involving young children.

No Apology from Lawn Jockey TV Star Who Calls Boston “most racist city”

MICHAEL CHE. THE BIG NIG ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.

Somehow, via some magic, the lawn jockey who used to live in my front yard has been brought to life and become a Saturday Night Live star.

He should have stuck to wearing his uniform and riding horses because now he’s the horse’s ass.

Muh jockey’s name is Michael Che. I used to call him Rastus when he lived on my front yard.

By the way, since I Tweet these posts and since Twitter is cracking down on “offensive” words, I’m going to be using “lawn jockey” with some frequency in future headlines. Words like “Nigger,” “Negro,” and my favorite, “jigaboo,” can attract unfavorable attention from Twitter. Besides, I like the term lawn jockey. See the illustration below.

MSN

BOSTON (AP) — “Saturday Night Live” star Michael Che is not backing away from comments he made about Boston, when he called it the “most racist city” he has ever visited.

The Boston Globe reports that the co-anchor of “Weekend Update” told a Boston University crowd Thursday about how he received angry messages on social media after he made the comment on “SNL” the night before the Super Bowl.

He responded to one woman by urging her to “talk to your closest black friend and ask them to explain it to you.” He says the woman responded by answering, “Touche.”

Che, who often jokes about President Donald Trump on the NBC show, told the audience he never apologizes for language or controversial statements because he’s “just trying to be more presidential.”

COME HOME RASTUS. WE MISS YOU.

Victory for the Dogs! Negro Who Taped Dog’s Muzzle Shut Sentenced to 5 Years

I swear I try not to make everything about race. If April the giraffe ever has her baby, you’ll read about it here. That’s not racial. I wish it wasn’t necessary to be realistic about race so much.

When I saw the good news headline about a man sentenced for duct taping a dog’s muzzle shut, I recalled the dog but not the man.

Lo and behold as I put this post together, there’s a picture of another jigaboo perpetrator of a heinous crime involving what looks like a pit bull.

As far as I know there’s no data base that breaks down animal cruelty convictions by race, but observation alone suggests the Negroid race places no value of the lives of our canine and feline friends.

Which to my mind means that blacks should not be allowed to own pets.

Fox News

CHARLESTON, S.C. – A South Carolina man who wrapped electrical tape around a dog’s muzzle to stop her from barking has been sentenced to five years in prison.

Media outlets report William Dodson’s sentence Friday represented the state’s maximum for animal cruelty. However, it will run simultaneously with a 15-year sentence on a federal gun charge. Dodson’s treatment of Caitlyn won’t extend his prison time.

Judge Markley Dennis told the 43-year-old North Charleston man, “I wish I could give you more.”

Charleston Animal Society director Aldwin Roman says the sentence still sends a message that animal cruelty won’t be tolerated.

Caitlyn was found in critical condition. The tape cut off blood flow to her tongue.

The case sparked international outrage after photos of Caitlyn’s tightly bound snout spread on social media.

WEIRD PICTURE, BUT CAITLYN IS SEEN FULLY RECOVERED.

LOOKING GOOD CAITLYN.

The last two photos were sourced from the Daily Mail. A group of shirtless firemen posed with animals for a calendar benefiting charity. Caitlyn still has a scar across her snout, which will not go away. The scar is seen in some of the DM photos.

15 Shot, One Dead in Cincinnati Nightclub Shooting

Never bet against Dindus when the bullets have been flying. Yes, some Tweeters speculated a terror attack took place on Saturday night, but the odds highly favor the Dindu. In this case, police have ruled out terrorism, while noting that there have been “problems” at the club before.

WCPO

CINCINNATI — Fifteen people were shot and one was killed in a shooting at a Cincinnati nightclub early Sunday. Police said there’s no indication the crime is an act of terror.

The Cincinnati Police Department Homicide Unit was called to Cameo Night Club, a large, warehouse-style venue on Kellogg Avenue near the Ohio River, sometimes after 1 a.m.

There was one reported shooter, Lt. Col. Paul Neudigate said.

Cincinnati police don’t have a description of the suspect, and Capt. Kimberly Williams said police were having trouble getting witnesses to cooperate.

“I do believe it was a very large crowd earlier this evening when it started,” Williams said. “But just a lot of chaos, obviously, when the shots went off — people just trying to get out of the way, get out of harm’s way.”

According to ABC News, Cincinnati Police Sgt. Eric E. Franz called the situation a “large and complicated homicide scene.”

“There was a shooting here this morning around one o’clock in the morning,” he said. “We have 14 people that have been injured from gunfire, one of which is deceased.”

Eight of the victims were taken to University of Cincinnati Medical Center; one victim was in critical condition, three were in serious condition, and four were stable. Two were taken to The Christ Hospital; both had minor injuries and were in stable condition. Franz said other victims were taken to Bethesda North Hospital, Mercy West Hospital and Anderson Mercy Hospital.

Williams said there have been “multiple problems” at Cameo in the past. There was security at the club early Sunday.

Cameo Night Club describes itself on its Facebook page as providing entertainment and excitement to the Tri-State. The Facebook page says the club is restricted to people 21 and up on Saturday nights and is open until 4 a.m. Sunday. It was previously called Club Cameo, and before that, a gay club called Adonis.

Kellogg Avenue will remain closed near the club for several hours Sunday morning.

Blacks really can’t assimilate. We gave them 400 years. Africa awaits them. For the sake of everyone’s happiness.

Have A Laugh: Sexy Black Lady Has an Accident

For a moment when the wig came off, I thought she was a he.

This may remind you of a certain incident involving a certain singer: