TIGER WOODS. LOOKS LIKE COLT .45 AND DRUGS TOO.
Excerpt from Daily Mail
Tiger Woods could lose hundreds of millions of dollars following his early morning DUI arrest in Florida, claim sports experts.
The fallen golfing star currently earns $45.5M-a-year alone in sponsorship money – including more than $20m from his mega-bucks Nike contract – but following his latest public humiliation many expect the 41-year-old to be dropped.
Despite standing by him following his much publicized marriage breakup amid rampant infidelity and subsequent loss of form, observers expect backers such as Rolex and Bridgestone to re-examine their relationship with the 14-time Major winner.
And to add insult to injury for Woods it is expected that Florida cops will release highly embarrassing dashcam footage of his 3am arrest on Tuesday, during which officers claimed the star – who is worth $740m – was belligerent and ‘arrogant’.
While Woods has stayed silent after his arrest in the millionaire’s enclave of Jupiter Island on Monday, some of the notorious womanizer’s ex-mistresses have come to his defense.
Model Coris Rist, who had a six-month affair with the golfer in 2006 when he was married to Elin Nordegren said that the news of his arrest was ‘kind of sad’ and that he ‘was going through a difficult time’.
Furthermore, TMZ claimed that his current girlfriend, Kristin Smith found out about the arrest while shopping at a Neiman Marcus store in Dallas and ‘went crazy’, began crying and said ‘I knew it, I knew it’.
Heavy did a “5 Fast Facts” profile of Wood’s current golddigger last year. Heavy noted his penchant for blondes. Here’s the photo from the Heavy piece.
KRISTEN SMITH. LIKES DARK MEAT ONLY.
I started doing a little digging. Look at who she was married to. Apparently, she has his mulatto sprog.
NIGGERBALLER GERALD SENSABAUGH. KRISTEN’S EX.
Heavy also reported that Kristen was stopped at the Palm Beach airport holding $200,000 cash, which she claimed had been given to her by her boyfriend.
Surely there must be some cheaper whores than that. Tiger could in no way have gotten his moneys worth from that skank.
Many of you know that Tiger is half Asian, half Nagger. The problem for the sports world is that he is becoming 100 percent Nagger.
Who would want to sponsor or be affiliated with the loser in any way. He’s going to end up like O.J. Simpson and we’re going to love every minute of the ride into Hell.
As to Kristen, ship her off to an African whore house where she can spend the day servicing diseased, smelly Somali Naggers all day, every day.