Tom Brady’s Stolen Jersey Found in Mexico, Journalist Suspected

MUH ALLEGED JERSEY THIEF ON THE RIGHT.

Excerpt from NBC News

Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady’s missing ─ and apparently stolen ─ game jersey has been found, the NFL said Monday.

The culprit appears to be a journalist in Mexico.

An investigation by Houston police, the FBI, the NFL, Brady’s New England Patriots and other law enforcement authorities ended with the quarterback’s Super Bowl LI jersey being found “in the possession of a credentialed member of the international media,” NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy said in a statement.

The suspect has not been identified, and there have been no criminal charges filed.

Brady thanked authorities for their work. “Hopefully when I get the jerseys back, I can make something very positive come from this experience,” he said in a statement.

Busted:

Mexican Politician Climbs Border Fence to Ridicule President Trump

THIS HOMBRE IS A SITTING DUCK, RIGHT AMIGOS?

A truly dumb Mexican (from Mexico) congressman has shown the necessity to station armed American snipers along the U.S.-Mexico border.

Obviously, with a claimed 11 million Mexican illegals in the United States, it’s ridiculously easy for Mexicans to cross the border. We already knew that.

What muh Mexican thinks he has done is to ridicule President Donald Trump. What he’s really done is show how stupid Mexicans are. He’s highlighted the need for a wall, not a fence. He’s highlighted the need for snipers, drones, land mines, and other weapons of war to be deployed along the border.

A Mexican congressman took to extraordinary heights on Thursday to make a point about what he calls President Trump’s “totally absurd” border wall.

Braulio Guerra, a representative from Queretaro, posted a video of himself lounging on top of a 30-foot coastline fence separating Mexico from the U.S.

“I was able to scale it, climb it, and sit myself right here,” Guerra says in Spanish in the 2-minute video, as he overlooks a beach near Tijuana. “It would be simple for me to jump into the United States, which shows that it is unnecessary and totally absurd to build a wall … It shows how unnecessary this project, this political rhetoric from Donald Trump, is.”

While Guerra boasted in the video about how “easy” it supposedly was to scale the fence, some social media users expressed skepticism.

Some speculated that two people seen in the video near the bottom of the fence could have helped Guerra to the top. In a subsequent photo, the same two people are seen sitting alongside Guerra atop the fence.

“I climbed it in Tijuana, one of the highest parts. Even from a distance this looks very complex, but there are young people that go up and down at all times,” the congressman said.

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Fake News: Trump Threatened to INVADE Mexico in Response to “Bad Hombres”

You can be the judge, but I think the transcript excerpt below is accurate and that Trump did threaten to send the American military to the border. I do think he meant that he would keep the troops on this side of the border, however.

The Hill

The U.S. and Mexico are denying reports that President Donald Trump told his Mexican counterpart Enrique Peña Nieto that U.S. forces will handle the “bad hombres down there” if the Mexican authorities don’t.

The Associated Press reported the story, citing an excerpt from a transcript of a Friday call. A similar account, citing sources in both countries, was also reported by D.C.-based journalist Dolia Estevez.

“Reports that the President threatened to invade Mexico are false. Even the Mexican government is disputing these reports,” a White House official said.

The excerpt obtained by AP does not specifically identify who Trump meant by “bad hombres” or mention the response of the Mexican leader.

“You have a bunch of bad hombres down there,” Trump told Peña Nieto, according to the report. “You aren’t doing enough to stop them. I think your military is scared. Our military isn’t, so I just might send them down to take care of it.”

The Mexican government maintained that the conversation between the two leaders was “constructive” and pushed back on reports that Trump humiliated Peña Nieto.

“The assertions that you make about said conversation do not correspond to the reality of it,” Mexico’s foreign relations department said in a statement, as reported by AP.

“The tone was constructive and it was agreed by the presidents to continue working and that the teams will continue to meet frequently to construct an agreement that is positive for Mexico and for the United States.”

Trump has previously pledged to push back on drug violence on the U.S.-Mexico border, and promised to deport “bad hombres” and “drug lords.”

“We are going to get them out, secure the border, and once the border is secure, at a later date, we will make a determination as to the rest. But we have some bad hombres here, and we are going to get them out,” he said in October.

Both countries are in a delicate state of diplomatic relations as Trump continues to promise that Mexico will pay for his signature wall on the U.S. border. Peña Nieto canceled a planned meeting with Trump last week after he signed an executive action directing the wall project to get underway.

Peña Neto has repeatedly pledged that Mexico “will not pay for any wall.”

Former Mexican President having Meltdown over that F***ing Wall

In south Texas, we knew Vincente Fox well. He was popular with the local Mexican-Americans who make up the great majority of the population here. He always was complaining about the gringo in one way or another.

He can blow his latest rant out of his *** as far as I’m concerned.

Excerpt from metro.co.uk

Donald Trump has signed an executive order to build a border wall, insisting that Mexico will ‘100%’ pay.

It was one of his key pledges during the campaign and he says construction will start in a few months.

But if he genuinely thinks Mexico will ‘reimburse’ US taxpayers, the country’s former president is here to set him straight.

Vicente Fox Quesada led the country from 2000 to 2006, and he had strong words for Donald Trump (including a very strong hashtag).

Addressing his press secretary, he said: ‘Sean Spicer, I’ve said this to Trump and now I’ll tell you: Mexico is not going to pay for that fucking wall. #FuckingWall.’

It’s not the first time Fox Quesada has been in the headlines for criticising the wall, saying there’s no way his country will ‘reimburse’ the $8 billion Trump claims it will cost (critics say it will be far more expensive than that, potentially as high as $25 billi

Trump’s latest response to the Mexicans is a manly one:

Trump’s Full Speech, GOP Retreat 1/26/2017

I wasn’t going to post this, but Trump’s speech was so mesmerizing that I changed my mind. The video starts with a nice prayer, followed by Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell before Trump starts speaking at the 3 or 4 minute mark.

This video is highly up voted.

Today was Trump’s first ride on Air Force One, which he used to travel to the GOP retreat in Philly. Exciting!

Mexican Man with World’s Largest Penis Declared Disabled Because He Can’t Have SEX

I did a post on penis size by country almost two years ago. Variations in size by ethnic group offer proof that egalitarianism is nonsense. Asians really are smaller. I suppose that Asian women are adapted to the Asian male’s smallness.

Although Hispanics tend to have larger than average male members, the Mexican in this story is exceptional. His endowment is almost 20 inches in length. Those inches are not a blessing, however.

Express

THE MAN with the world’s longest penis at HALF A METRE has refused to have a reduction in order to have a normal sex life and wants to be a porn star.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a penis measuring a whopping 18.9 inches and weighing two pounds (0.9kg).

Doctors have confirmed the penis is not a hoax and he has even had an x-ray to prove that it is real.

His colossal penis has caused him some health problems and his penis even needs its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.

He would rather have a huge penis than have sex as his penis has too much girth to have intercourse.

He said: “I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.”

Roberto has attempted to have sex twice, but the first woman did not go for it once she had seen the size of his penis and the second had to stop as it was too painful.

The government has now recognised Roberto as disabled and he has been forced to rely on food banks to survive.

But he refuses to take doctors’ advice to have the penis reduced so he can have a normal sex life.

Roberto said: “I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world.

“I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record.”

An adult entertainment company offered to pay for a reduction, but Roberto refused and says his goal is to to meet the right woman – and possibly launch himself as a porn star.

Here’s the table from the post from two years ago. The myth of the “BBC” (big black c*ck) perpetrated by the Jewish porn industry is shattered by the results seen in the table.

Mexican Protest Against Gas Price Hike Turns Violent

Mexico goes to war–with itself.

The Mexican economy is not in good shape, which is one reason so many Mexican wetbacks migrate to the States. If the economy implodes, a civil war type situation in Mexico will drive millions across the border into the U.S.

So, here’s hoping Mexico gets its act together. But given that the country is made up of Mexicans, that’s unlikely.

Fox News

MEXICO CITY – A protest against Mexico’s 20-percent gasoline price hike turned violent Saturday after a lone protester drove his truck into a line of police guarding a fuel distribution terminal in Baja California.

Federal police said seven officers were injured in the incident in Rosarito, near the border city of Tijuana.

Video showed the small pickup driving straight into the line of riot police, then backing up and speeding off.

Largely peaceful protests against the fuel price increases continued elsewhere in Mexico Saturday, and looting seen earlier in the week largely subsided. But nervousness remained.

Officials in Veracruz, one of the states hardest-hit by the looting on Wednesday and Thursday, said some neighborhood groups had begun to form patrols of residents armed with staves or machetes to ward off looters.

Veracruz Gov. Miguel Angel Yunes Linares said 532 people had been detained in his state alone and that social rumors of further looting — apparently unfounded — had caused “an artificial psychosis.”

He said that in the northern part of the state, given this psychosis, “the neighbors decided to arm themselves with staves, machetes, creating the impression that there were armed groups of criminals.”

Yunes Linares said the government was trying to convince residents to stop such patrolling.

The Interior Department reported a total of more than 1,500 people have been detained for looting or disturbances nationwide since protests began early in the week.

It is unclear how many have been charged. Hundreds of stores were looted, mainly on Wednesday and Thursday. Police protection of stores has been stepped up since.

The federal police reported continued protests, and some highway blockages, on Saturday.

Thousands of people marched down main avenues in the western city of Guadalajara Saturday to protest the increases, which are part of a government effort to deregulate fuel prices.

Mexicans want to retake the American southwest via reconquista. Hell, they can’t even manage their own economy. Unless weak-minded liberals give the territory back, Mexicans aren’t going to do sh*t.

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