Claim: Ex-Hooters Girl Lost in Woods for 25 Days was High on Meth Whole Time

ALABAMA’S LISA THERIS.

Lisa Theris’ male companions (her dealers? boyfriends?) were so f*cked up on drugs that they each blamed the other for her murder!

Meth is everywhere, including rural Alabama, courtesy of the Mexican drug gangs that Trump is cracking down on.

metro.co.uk

A woman who allegedly survived naked and alone in Alabama woods for a month could have got lost because she was high on meth.
Investigators were left scratching their heads when 25-year-old Lisa Theris emerged after the two men she had been with had blamed each other for her apparent murder.

Miss Theris staggered out of the woodland covered in bites and mud on the a highway in Midway, Alabama last Saturday afternoon and was spotted by a passing motorist.

She had lost 45 lbs but was unharmed and claimed she survived by eating berries and wild mushrooms and drinking water from muddy puddles and creeks.

She was last seen with petty criminals Randall Wade Oswald, 36, and Manley Green Davis, 31, and is believed to have got high on meth. The pair were so freaked out at her disappearance they blamed each other for killing her.

Bullock County Sheriff Raymond Rodgers told DailyMail.com. ‘They were so geeked out that they started blaming each other for a murder that didn’t happen.

‘They were as relieved as we were when she walked out of those woods. They were thinking they killed her.’

The two petty thieves admitted to being involved in a robbery on the day Miss Theris, who has bipolar disorder and is registered legally blind, went missing. They both admit she was with them but she denies the accusation saying she jumped out of a truck on the way to the crime.

Her account is now being questioned by Alabama residents who do not believe she could have been lost for so long in a small space.

One person who does not believe her is Oswald’s father George who says he searched the woodland on his quad bike and did not find her or any berries during his searches, he claims he is ‘the pope’ if she is telling the truth.

There were also unproven accusations she had been seen shopping in Walmart during the 25 days she was missing, however, there were no confirmed sightings of her.

ONE OF LISA’S MANY TATS CAN BE SEEN IN THE MISSING PERSON’S POSTER.

Sheriff Rodgers has his own theory. He said: ‘We are thinking they were all pretty much on drugs, I think she was on meth, she was hallucinating and she just got lost in the woods.

‘I don’t know how much drugs she took but I believe she was in there the whole time.’

Since getting home Miss Theris has given a series of TV interviews detailing her time in the woods and denying she is making the whole tale up to get away with robbery.

Since she inadvertently shot to fame, details about her wild ways and a scrape with the law concerning drunken and disorderly conduct have been revealed.

However, investigating officer in the case Sergeant Chad Faulkner, believes she is not lying and claimed the police were not ‘gullible or stupid’ but are ‘going off the evidence.’

Two Nonwhite Hooters Girls Brawl at Work, Charged with Disorderly Conduct

A black Hooters girl? In a fight with a Latina Hooters girl?

This must be a joke.

Daily Mail

Two Hooters waitresses have been busted in a workplace dispute.

Sarah Rivera, 25, was charged with disorderly conduct after police broke up the catfight at the Hooters in the Chicago suburb of Oak Lawn, Illinois, where she was arrested and booked in her low-cut uniform.

Also arrested on the scene was 24-year old Debreca L Green, who works at the same franchise.

Green was also charged with disorderly conduct in the incident, according to police records.

Both women were released on $120 bond pending court dates next month.

Further information about the cause of the fight was not immediately available.

An Oak Lawn Police department spokesman and a manager at the Hooters reached by phone said they did not know the circumstances of the incident and were unable to comment.

The Hooters manager would also not comment when asked if Green and Rivera were still employed at the location.

Well, that push for diversity at Hooters means a couple of things. For one, you can look like a sh*t stain on underwear and still be a Hooters girl. Standards are clearly out the window.

For another, do gentlemen really want to eat food served by “ladies” such as these???!!!

Have A Laugh: Hooters Party

A gathering of Hooters.

At the university, we had floor to ceiling window walls in some offices. Howton the Owl set up a nest on a ledge outside one professor’s office. I think one year there were baby owls. Fun!

Are This Woman’s Boobs Too Small? The British Government Says So

GINNY CHAPMAN, AGE 20. HER BREASTS ARE TOO SMALL FOR THE NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE TO DEFLATE THEM.
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The story at the mirror.co.uk headlines:

Woman with giant 42N breasts told by doctors her boobs aren’t BIG enough for NHS operation

The story goes on to have Ginny talk about how her back pain forces her to claim weekly benefits because she can’t work. The NHS responds that her case is not exceptional enough to merit a breast reduction under their rules.

So the question is: “Are government bureaucrats off their rockers?” Do Ginny’s boobs look too small to you? Here are five more pictures to help you decide:

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They Call Her “Human Barbie” But She Looks Like A Monster to Me After 37 Surgeries

LACEY WILDD. WELL, THERE’S SITUATIONS WHERE THERE CAN BE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING. SHE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED SOME TIME AGO.
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I offer a few modest comments below the pictures of mother of six, 46 year-old “Human Barbie,” Lacey Wildd.

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BEFORE THE FIRST SURGERY.
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AFTER THE FIRST SURGERY.
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WHEN I LOOK I SEE A MONSTER.
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Even Lacey Wildd’s children are concerned about her obsession with her breasts. They’re still not big enough for her. She wants more surgery. And she wants to slim down to a size zero.

This sad woman is a reminder that just because technology allows us to do something, does not mean we should do it.

Lacey’s not a human Barbie to me, but a Frankenstein monster, a product of technology gone wild and a lack of social restraint in a society that says anything goes.

Will Lacey die on the operating table like Joan Rivers?

I wouldn’t doubt it.

You can read Lacey’s story at the Daily Mail.

Have A Laugh: Feminist Protest Gone Wrong

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Ouch! Poor little feminist must have gotten her feelings hurt. By another girl!

Before and After Pics: Woman Loses 128 Pounds to Obtain Job at HOOTERS

Cearra Swetman--before; weighed 250 pounds

Cearra Swetman–before; weighed 250 pounds

Cearra Swetman--after weight loss

Cearra Swetman–after weight loss

This is the second of these weight loss stories I’ve posted in two days. Aren’t there any stories of anorexic women putting on weight?

Source: Daily Mail