Asswipe Stephen Colbert’s Anti-Trump Nagger and Ju Fest Opening Song (Video)

The sound is too low, but the hate for traditional white Christian America comes across loud and clear.

Four minutes of asswipe Colbert is four minutes too many.

Mediaite

Stephen Colbert kicked off this years Emmy Awards with a musical number that paid tribute to the greatest shows on television (with plenty of not-so-subtle jabs at President Trump).

The Emmy host was challenged by Blackish star Anthony Anderson and Mom star Allison Janney that he couldn’t sing about how television has never been better. And it was a challenged accepted.

Colbert sang that despite the troubles that exist in the world, the world is better on TV.

Veep‘s Julia Louis-Dreyfus made a musical cameo, singing “Imagine if your president was not belonged to Nazis.”

Colbert appeared with Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys of The Americans, singing how their show had “hotter spies” than the real-life “Russia inquiry” accompanied by an image of Trump’s meeting with Russia President Vladimir Putin.

“Even treason’s better on TV,” they sang together.

Other cameos included Millie Bobby Brown of Stranger Things, Chrissy Metz, Sterling K. Brown, and Justin Hartley of This is Us, Tony Hale of Veep, and a politically-charged appearance by Chance The Rapper.

Bonus video: Colbert’s opening monologue:

Not funny! But watching an audience of fellow asswipes yucking it up with every cheap, unfunny joke is amusing. It was good to see the real Sean Spicer at the end.

George Clooney Slams Steve Bannon as a “failed f*cking screenwriter”

I’m getting tired of posting new items about George Clooney. But as long as he remains a moron, I have a job to do.

Jackass George denies that he’s going to run for president in 2020.

So what’s he going to be doing for money as he destroys what was left of his acting career?

The vitriol that Clooney keeps pouring out toward people he doesn’t know suggests that he’s suffering from mental problems. Alternatively, he may be spewing out the words written for him by his Jew masters, the Hollywood moguls.

Entertainment Weekly

Steve Bannon has called himself a “street fighter,” but George Clooney has another way to describe the controversial former advisor to President Donald Trump: a “failed f—ing screenwriter.”

Speaking to journalists at the Toronto International Film Festival on Friday to promote his new film, the racially-charged Suburbicon, Clooney unloaded on Bannon, who will appear on Sunday’s 60 Minutes for his first televised interview since leaving the White House last month.

“I like picking fights. I like that Breitbart News wants to have my head. I’d be ashamed 10 years from now if those weaselly little putzes, whose voices are getting a lot higher every week as this presidency starts to look worse and worse weren’t still [after me],” Clooney said. “Steve Bannon is a failed f—ing screenwriter, and if you’ve ever read [his] screenplay, it’s unbelievable. Now, if he’d somehow managed miraculously to get that thing produced, he’d still be in Hollywood, still making movies and licking my ass to get me to do one of his stupid-ass screenplays.”

That crack about “ass licking” may be a tell that Clooney is a homosexual (or bisexual) in a fake marriage to a woman, or a real marriage to a tranny, depending on whether Amal is a woman or a tranny.

Before he became a prominent right-wing media baron and member of Trump’s inner circle, Bannon worked in Hollywood as a producer and financier (he famously made some money off the Seinfeld syndication deal). He also dabbled in screenwriting, having co-written a hip-hop musical based on Shakespeare’s Coriolanus that takes place during the 1992 L.A. riots. (Clooney has mocked Bannon for his Hollywood background in the past as well.)

“Hollywood is being quite well represented right now in the West Wing somehow,” Clooney added, citing Trump’s annual pay to the Screen Actors Guild and star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (as well as Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’s film production credits). “You know, they say I’m out of touch. You want to call me a Hollywood liberal? Come at me. I sold ladies shoes, I sold insurance door to door, I worked at an all-night liquor store, I cut tobacco for a living. I can change the fan belt on my car. I grew up in that world in Kentucky. I know every bit of that world, and I know my friends and what they believe. And I know this is not a moment in our history that we’ll look back and be proud of. So if I’m not standing on the side I believe to be right, I’d be ashamed.”

In the wake of Trump’s rise, Clooney, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, and even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (who jokingly announced presidential aspirations on Saturday Night Live earlier this year) have been bandied about as possible contenders for the land’s highest office. But even as some Americans apparently become comfortable with the growing connection between Hollywood and the White House, Clooney has no intentions to run.

“The reality is there are many more people who are much better qualified than me,” he said. “I think the reason people talk about is that our bench [in the Democratic party] doesn’t seem very good right now, it doesn’t seem very exciting. By this time eight years ago we had already heard Obama give a speech at the convention and there was something going on. But right now nobody really sees anybody out there, so that’s when the Rock or whoever comes into play. For me, I will support whomever I can by doing fundraisers or whatever and helping in ways I’m probably better at than in making policies… I say just try to find a candidate that excites you, and it shouldn’t be me.”

I agree with George. It shouldn’t be him.

By 2020 he should be back to changing the fan belt on his car.

Tranny?

Jennifer Lawrence: Hurricanes are Mother Nature’s Wrath for Electing Trump to the Presidency

CUBA MUST BE TRUMP COUNTRY.

I keep reading that Hollywood is having a bad year at the box office.

It’s no wonder with the privileged out-of-touch celebrities that define Hollyweird today.

Jennifer Lawrence, pictured above, is allegedly worth over $100 million. Folks in red state country should think twice about helping her grow her net worth. In other words, do you really need modern movies to be happy?

Fox News

Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence suggested the devastating hurricanes in Texas and approaching Florida were signs of “Mother Nature’s rage and wrath” at America for electing Donald Trump and not believing in man-made climate change.

Lawrence, who is promoting her new drama “Mother!,” appeared on British network Channel 4 on Wednesday, where she discussed topics ranging from the movie to the gender pay gap and Trump.

“It’s scary,” the actress responded to the interviewer’s assertion that there was “an end-of-days feeling” across the world and especially in the U.S.

“You know, it’s this new language that’s forming. I don’t even recognize it. It’s also scary to know that climate change is due to human activity, and we continue to ignore it, and the only voice that we really have is through voting.”

“And you have voted very recently, as a country” the reporter noted – to which Lawrence replied that “it was really startling” Trump was elected. She then suggested the recent hurricanes devastating Texas and nearing Florida may have been prompted by Trump winning the presidency.

“You know, you’re watching these hurricanes now, and it’s really hard, especially while promoting this movie, not to feel Mother Nature’s rage and wrath,” Lawrence said.

Lawrence later said the conversation topics of Trump and U.S. politics were “really polarizing and upsetting.”

She added: “You know, I’ve heard things and seen things on TV in my own country that devastate me and make me sick, and it’s just really confusing.”

After being asked whether she finds Trump confusing, the actress fired back, saying, “I don’t find him confusing. I think I know exactly what he is.”

Lawrence has never been shy about sharing her opinions on the President. In 2015, when Trump had just launched his presidential campaign, she said a victory by him would “be the end of the world,” during an Entertainment Weekly interview.

Thousands of Witches Cast a Monthly Spell on Trump to Protect the World

WITCH VICKY ADAMS. NICE HAIR. I LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN.

Nutty Vicky Adams could have been a cat lady. But she decided to be a witch instead.

Witches think they’re doing good, like the good witch in the Wizard of Oz. But they strike me as mere attention seekers.

Whether you think they’re doing good or doing harm is up to your belief system. Mine says to avoid witches rather than risk having any demons sicced on me.

Excerpt from The Sun

TENS of thousands of witches around the world join forces every month to cast a “binding” spell on Donald Trump, Hollywood witch Vicky Adams has revealed.

Vicky, who runs a renowned occult store in tinseltown, says the spell aims to stop the US President from reaping “harm and destruction” across the globe.

She says her shop has been inundated with people desperate to learn the spell and buy the ingredients – which include an orange candle to signify the President’s trademark fake tanned skin.

The 49-year-old says the spell, which started in February, has now become a global phenomenon.

OUTSIDE TRUMP TOWER.

PUTTING A CURSE ON TRUMP.

Dozens of witches were seen performing rituals outside Trump Tower earlier this year – just one week before a blaze inside the building.

As well as casting spells on the controversial President, Vicky said huge numbers of people are turning to witchcraft and black magic to help them deal with everything from boosting their love life – to cursing or exacting revenge on their enemies.

Even celebrities come in to her store, Panpipes Magickal Marketplace, looking for spells to help them land big movie roles.

Singer Lana Del Rey jumped on the Trump spell craze and tweeted instructions to her followers in February.

Vicky, 49, from Los Angeles, told SunOnline: “The Donald Trump spell is not a hex or a curse – it’s binding Trump and any of his abetters to prevent them from causing harm and destruction to people, animals, the environment, everything.

Bullsh*t Propaganda Claim: George and Amal Clooney Have a Yadizi Refugee Living in Their Home

That great humanitarian George Clooney, who uses his marriage to a revolting mud woman to promote his nearly dead film career, says he has a refugee living with him.

Wow! You’re a good boy, George.

The only thing is that if I had a bunch of houses and I let someone live in one of them rent-free I wouldn’t be trumpeting it to the press the way you’re doing, old chap.

Oh, there is one more thing.

There are homeless American vets with no place to live other than on the streets. How many of those guys do you have set up in a house?

Until every homeless American has a home, why are you bringing in refugees from the Middle East?

You’re garbage, George.

Daily Mail

George Clooney and his wife Amal are allowing a Yazidi refugee from Iraq to live at their house in Augusta, Kentucky.

The actor and human rights lawyer have invited the refugee, who is now a student at the University of Chicago, to live at their property.

George hails from the blue glass state and many of his family members still live there.

The Ocean’s 11 star told the Hollywood Reporter at his home in Lake Como, Italy: ‘[The refugee] was on this bus to Mosul, and ISIS shot the two bus drivers and said, “Anybody who wants to go to college, we will shoot them.”

He survived and came to America. He got through all the checks, and once he got through those, it was like, “Listen, we got your back. You want to get an education? You want to move your life forward? This is something that we can do.”‘

George, 56, did not give the refugee’s name or say how long he has been living at the property.

The Clooneys are famous for helping refugees from overseas. In July, the couple released a statement confirming that Google, HP and Unicef will work with the The Clooney Foundation for Justice, opening the schools for more than 3,000 refugee children in Lebanon.

The statement read in part: ‘Our goal with this initiative is to help provide Syrian refugee children with an education and put them on a path to be the future leaders their generation desperately needs.’

This year Amal, 39, made headlines when she represented Yazidi human rights activist Nadia Murad who was kidnapped and forced into sex slavery by ISIS.

Amal has been pushing the UN to take more action against the terrorist group, saying: ‘Not one ISIS militant has faced trial for international crimes anywhere in the world. Why is it that nothing has been done?’

‘I can not understand why you are letting ISIS get away with it. I ask the Iraqi government and the U.N. to establish an investigation and give all the victims of ISIS the justice they deserve.

‘Don’t let this be another Rwanda where you regret doing too little, too late,’ she urged. ‘Don’t let ISIS get away with genocide.’

The cover story interview with the Hollywood Reporter touched on a variety of topics: including George’s charity work in Sudan, his love for Amal and fatherhood.

George and Amal became first-time parents in June with the birth of their twins Alexander and Ella.

‘[Fatherhood] had never been part of my DNA,’ the two-time Oscar winner admitted in Wednesday’s issue of the magazine.

‘The first thing you think is, “I hope I don’t screw this up”…But I’m a very good diaper guy, which I didn’t know I would be.’
He also revealed how he popped the question to Amal in 2014. She is his second wife.

George said when he proposed: ‘It was 20 minutes of me on my knee, waiting for her to say yes, because she was so shocked. She only said yes when Goody, Goody came on, which isn’t very romantic – it’s kind of mean: “So you met someone who set you back on your heels, goody, goody.”‘

George’s also promoted his sixth feature directorial project Suburbicon – starring Julianne Moore and Matt Damon – which hits theaters October 27.

LOL. The comments at the Daily Mail are pretty harsh.

This couple is simply evil. After all their hate and hypocrisy, this is no doubt a publicity stunt.

Lmao @ amal wanting Iraq to arrest ISIS. This woman is an i-diot. Lmao Iraq is killing ISIS that is much better

It’s the Leb-an-ese Marie Antoinette again. Always overdressed for the occasion in the most expensive couture she can get her greedy, skeletal hands on, while preaching socialism and unvetted migration to the rest of us from her gilded cage. What a repulsive couple. No wonder he has had six movie flops in a row since he got married.

Clooney doesn’t get it. The more he tries to promote his new movie by posing with his arrogant, ostentatious wife the fewer people will see it. Ever since he married her and began selling his relationship hard in the media and flaunting his wealth he has become box office poison.

The person lives in Augusta and goes to school in Chicago. Round trip that’s an 11 hour commute…in good weather, no traffic.

Tom Cruise’s Ex-Wife Katie Holmes Confirms Secret 5 Year Relationship with Nog Jamie Foxx

FROM THIS …

TO THIS.

Katie Holmes is the woman who will be remembered as the Hollywood celebrity who went from beauty to the beast.

If there’s one way to embarrass an ex-husband, it would be to take up with the likes of Jamie Foxx.

The mudsharking also brings to mind the question of how much (((Hollywood))) controls the lives of celebrities. How many relationships are real and how many are fake, intended to push the liberal multicultural agenda?

Daily Beast

Hollywood’s worst kept romantic secret – the relationship between Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes – is finally out of the bag, after the couple were photographed walking hand in hand on the beach in Malibu on Labor Day, wearing matching fedoras no less.

The couple have repeatedly denied they are in a relationship over the past few years, despite incessant rumors and frequent sightings of the pair.

In September last year, Radar claimed that as part of her divorce settlement from Top Gun star Cruise, Holmes had agreed not to publicly date anyone until five years had passed following the end of her marriage.

“Katie signed a clause in her quickie divorce settlement that prevents her from embarrassing Tom in various ways, like talking about him or Scientology, or publicly dating another man for five years after the divorce,” the source claimed.

“She’s allowed to date, but she cannot do so in a public fashion, and she’s not supposed to let any boyfriend near their daughter, Suri,” the insider told Radar. “Katie wanted out of the marriage so badly, she agreed to the terms — and got $4.8 million in child support, plus another $5 million for herself.”

Cruise and Holmes agreed a divorce settlement in just 10 days, with the agreement reportedly stipulating Suri would not have any contact with Cruise’s religion, Scientology.

However, had Holmes broken the rules about ‘embarrassing’ Cruise, she could have lost the money, the source alleged.

If true, that five year period would have ended in June – which may explain why the couple have now come out.

Remarkably, most observers believe Foxx and Holmes have been together since 2013 – about a year after her split from Tom Cruise – when they were photographed dancing together at a charity bash in The Hamptons.

Katie better hope that this abomination of a relationship works out because if it doesn’t I doubt that many wealthy white men will be lining up to take possession of damaged goods Katie.

She’ll be wishing she had followed the mantra instead of following the shekels.

The mantra: Avoid the groid. Around blacks, never relax.

The Daily Mail has more pics of the couple’s Labor Day getaway.

Richard Simmons Libel Lawsuit Against National Enquirer Reportedly Dismissed

RICHARD SIMMONS TAKING A FITNESS WALK WITH FANS IN 2007 IN NEW ORLEANS

This is good. You can now falsely call your enemy a tranny and get away with it as far as the courts are concerned. That’s assuming this landmark legal precedent holds up.

If it does, by the same token, you should be able to call your enemy a homo and get away with it.

If you’re an amateur lawyer, read this story and extrapolate how we can use this to our advantage.

NOLA

In what could establish a landmark legal precedent, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge indicated Wednesday (Aug. 30) that he plans to dismiss Richard Simmons’ pending defamation lawsuit against the National Enquirer, Variety is reporting. The New Orleans-born weight-loss guru sued the tabloid publication in May over a published report alleging he was in the process of transitioning to become a woman.

Simmons, who — before unexpectedly withdrawing from the public spotlight in early 2014 — was well-known for his flamboyant manner and style of dress, expressed support for the trans community in his initial filing, which also named Radar Online as a defendant. At the same time, though, he insisted he was not transitioning.

But while the Enquirer story might be false, Judge Gregory Keosian’s tentative ruling asserts that being misidentified as transgender doesn’t rise to the standard of defamation, which is defined by exposing someone to hatred, contempt, ridicule or abuse.

“While, as a practical matter, the characteristic may be held in contempt by a portion of the population, the court will not validate those prejudices by legally recognizing them,” Keosian wrote in his ruling, according to Variety.

The decision, if finalized in coming days as expected, is believed to set a new legal precedent, contending that misidentifying someone as transgender doesn’t necessarily harm their reputation. Similar rulings have focused on race, and Keosian’s decision would appear to argue that a person’s transgender status should be held to the same standard.

While some have characterized the ruling as a counterintuitive legal victory for the trans community, Simmons’ lawyers responded by arguing that it is rooted more in idealism than reality.

A public figure for decades who long showed an affinity for the spotlight, Simmons in 2014 abruptly disappeared from public view, secluding himself in his Hollywood Hills home. He has since refused every request to be interviewed in person, leading to all manner of speculation about the reasons for his seclusion, ranging from his health to rumors that he was being held hostage by his housekeeper.

That speculation even spawned a hit podcast, “Missing Richard Simmons,” which — while not authorized by Simmons — became an online sensation in early 2017.

Simmons has maintained that he is in good health but that he simply wants a break from the spotlight. Multiple visits to his Hollywood Hills home by Los Angeles police, prompted by rumors regarding his well-being, led a law enforcement source in March 2017 to confirm to the website TMZ that Simmons is “perfectly fine.”

RICHARD SIMMONS, 2013.

I can’t finish a post about Richard Simmons without saying that he’s the only allegedly homosexual person I can think of that I accept.

He’s never gotten into promoting the LGBT agenda. He loves his fans and they seem to feel the same way. And why not? His whole life has revolved around teaching fat women how to lose weight and feel better about themselves. He was a fat kid himself so whatever struggles the obese go through, he’s experienced. Furthermore, he’s a self-made “man” from a lower middle class New Orleans background.

Richard needs to get out and about again. Becoming a recluse like Howard Hughes is probably not a good thing.

Nostalgia from 1990!