Dipshit Employee Who Triggered Bogus Missile Alert in Hawaii Has Been Fired

I’m willing to bet that the longtime employee who triggered a false missile attack alert in Hawaii earlier this month is a low IQ, totally incompetent nonwhite affirmative action hire.

After 10 years on the job and multiple screw ups, “employee 1” has now been fired. The state will not reveal any details about the pineapple person who created a panic. If specific info about the loser were released it might wake a few people up to the idea that only white people should be in charge of white technology.


The unnamed state government employee who caused a panic after sending out an alert that missiles were about to strike Hawaii has been fired. Three more staff, including the head of the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency, have also resigned, but the case of the Missile That Wasn’t There still leaves Americans with plenty of questions.

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Hawaii ‘ballistic missile threat’ alert to phones was false alarm, officials say

Hawaii is a fuxated jambalaya of race mixing.

It’s an extreme liberal state that should probably go back to being its own country, ruled by a primitive native king.

Today, somebody, not yet identified, made a big mistake.

It’s what you get with a third world people. They loved their guy, Obama, who let the nuclear missile threat fester and did nothing.

They deserve to live in terror until they admit that Trump is right about Little Rocket Man and everything else.

Excerpt from NBC News

Hawaiians were thrown into a panic Saturday morning after an emergency alert was sent warning of a ballistic missile threat. But emergency officials said minutes later it was a false alarm caused when someone pushed the wrong button, leading to an uproar over how such an error — with potentially dangerous consequences — could occur.

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Code red: Stripper’s FBI costume causes security alert in Frankfurt

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Europe’s nerves are on edge.

A male stripper causes panic in this odd news item.


A male stripper frightened the daylights out of Frankfurt residents after walking through the city’s red light district…dressed in an FBI costume, complete with a bulletproof vest and assault rifle.

Unusually, it was the stripper’s clothing, rather than lack of, that drew attention to the 30-year-old man.

The costume, which included something similar to an assault rifle and bulletproof vest, was too true to life and led to “a significant number” of police officers being dispatched to the scene.

Nine police cars searched the streets of Frankfurt for the reportedly armed and dangerous adult entertainer.

The Hungarian national was later found at a table dance bar, not an uncommon place to find a stripper. He was presumably surprised to find his routine was now a group act, as a number of officers stormed the venue.

Police reported that the weapon was in fact a plastic replica, but commented that it had “deceiving similarities to a G36 rifle.”

The 30-year-old was allowed to perform after a delay, but police said, “whether his act was a success, is not known.”

The whole world is going stupid before our eyes. Enjoy the decline.

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