NFL Nagger Goes on Obscene Rant Over TSA Inspection That Spilled Mother’s ASHES in Suitcase

MOM’S ASHES CLEARLY VISIBLE.

A current NFL player lost it when TSA allegedly spilled his mother’s ashes all over his clothes. Mom’s remains were in his suitcase, you see.

CBS News

New York Giants defensive tackle A.J. Francis says the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) spilled his late mother’s ashes in his suitcase during an inspection of checked luggage before a flight. However, the agency contends his version of events, saying the container with the ashes was “loosely packaged” after reviewing video.

A. J. FRANCIS.

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Police: Texas Mexican man killed prostitute, let acquaintance have sex with her body, set her on fire

JAVIER HERNANDEZ. HEY AMIGO, COME OVER AND **** THIS DEAD CHICK I GOT HERE.

If you live some place where Mexicans are rare, you probably don’t see many stories like this bizarre incident. Lucky you.

Weird news of heinous murders and crazy sex are common in the San Antonio area. You may remember the story of Julie Mott, whose body was stolen from a San Antonio funeral home. I had several posts on it back in 2015, I believe it was.

The story at hand, the murder of a prostitute, would not be newsworthy in this area. But there’s a twist. Read on and be prepared to be shocked.

My San Antonio

SAN ANTONIO — A 29-year-old man was arrested Sunday for allegedly strangling a prostitute and letting an acquaintance have sex with her body before setting her on fire in a South Side garage, according to court documents.

Javier Hernandez allegedly confessed to an unnamed witness that he killed a prostitute by strangling her and burning her body next to his home. Prior to burning her body, an acquaintance of the suspect allegedly had sex with the dead woman’s body, according to an arrest affidavit obtained by mySA.com.

The witness told police Hernandez appeared excited and full of “adrenaline” after allegedly committing the crime, the affidavit said.

Police found her badly burned body on Jan. 22 in a detached garage in the 300 block of West Harding Boulevard. An arson-sniffing dog was brought to the scene and detected an accelerant used in the creation of the fire, according to the arrest affidavit.

Her body was so badly burned that the only identifying information police had was a part of her back that was not burned. That portion of her back had a tattoo and a photo of it was shared with the media, according to previous reports.

The woman has yet to be identified, said SAPD spokesman Douglas Greene.

She is described as being Hispanic and between 18 and 35 years old. She appears to have had brown hair and breast implants and a tattoo on her lower back, previous reports said.

Police charged Hernandez with first-degree murder on Sunday.

If convicted, he faces five to 99 years or life in prison.

I believe the feds still count Hispanics as white, so this horrific crime will go down in the books as a white on white crime, thus inflating the white crime rate. We ought to change that and give Latinos their own category in the crime statistics.

In Memory of the Dearly Departed, Let’s Store Their Ashes in A DILDO

MARK STURKENBOOM. HE DESIGNED A DILDO TO HOLD A DEAD PERSON’S ASHES. HE LOOKS NORMAL, BUT APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING.
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A STURKENBOOM KIT. IT’S CALLED 21 GRAMS, THE ALLEGED WEIGHT OF A HUMAN SOUL.
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THE HAPPY MEMORIES DILDO.
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It used to be that people practiced their weirdness in the privacy of their own homes, rather than trumpeting it to the world.

Like many others who have turned the Internet into a freak and porn show, Mark Sturkenboom is having a go at fame as a result of his dildo urn designed to hold the ashes of a deceased love one.

You might want to write into your will that you’d rather be interred somewhere other than a dildo. The way the world is going, which is down and down fast, those dildo urns might be the next big thing.

But hopefully not.

metro.co.uk

How do you want to be remembered when you die?

And what memorial would you choose?

How about having your ashes used in a sex toy, so your partner can remember your more intimate moments together?

Probably not the most obvious answer, but designer Mark Sturkenboom hopes it will catch on (we kid you not).

He’s created a memory box, that includes – more conventionally – a necklace and an amplifier for playing music that reminds you of the deceased.

There’s also a scent diffuser and a gold-plated urn.

But, let’s be honest, it’s the dildo, containing the ashes of the owner’s dearly departed, that really grabs the attention.

Explaining his bizarre invention, Mr Sturkenboom said: ‘After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grief.

‘This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire.’

He continued: ‘I sometimes help an elderly lady with her groceries and she has an urn standing near the window with the remains of her husband.

‘She always speaks with so much love about him but the jar he was in didn’t reflect that at all.

‘In that same period I read an article about widows, taboos and sex and intimacy and then I thought to myself “can I combine these themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy?”‘

Can you combine those themes, Mark asks. Well, the answer is no.