Dumb Dindu Drug Dealer Reports Stolen Cocaine to Police: Guess What Happens Next?

When we go looking for odd news, we can always count on our African-American friends to give us a good laugh in the stupidity department.

David Blackmun, pictured above, is surely one of America’s epic retards.

NOLA

A Fort Walton Beach, Fla., man was arrested Sunday (July 16) after authorities said he called the police to report that someone had stolen a bag of cocaine and cash from his car, the Miami Herald reported. David Blackmon, 35, was booked with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest without violence and possession of drug paraphernalia.

The suspect told an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy who responded to his call that he was a drug dealer and that someone had broken into his vehicle while it was parked, taking about $50 and about a quarter ounce of cocaine, the newspaper reported. The deputy was able to see cocaine on the center console, from where it allegedly went missing. Blackmon was later released on bond.

The Things You See on Twitter: She Knows

Seen at Wyatt’s Twitter page.

Negro Came to Church to Prey, Not Pray, Ended Up Dead

STEFFON PARREESE VALANTEZ TOLVER. DEAD.

Don’t you love a true crime story with a happy ending? A dead perp made for a happy ending in Dothan.

Dothan, Alabama is a small city near the Gulf of Mexico, not far from the Florida panhandle.

Tolver was undoubtedly a good boy. Him mama gon’ say he beez an aspiring rapper who was turning his life around by pursuing the study of rocket science.

AL.com

A staff member of a Dothan church shot and killed a man who robbed him and another parishioner inside the church on Sunday night, police said.

Dothan police found Steffon Parreese Valentez Tolver, 26, dead of a gunshot wound in the parking lot of the Crossroads Baptist Church 2574 Westgate Parkway at around 10:34 p.m., police said.

Police said Tolver had entered the back door of the church and robbed a parishioner of about $50.

When Tolver then attempted to rob a staff member of the church, the staff member fired his handgun once, hitting Tolver in the upper torso. Tolver ran out the back door of the church and into the parking lot where he died.

No other details were immediately available.

Our deceased gentleman of color should have picked a Unitarian church to rob. He’d be alive today if he knew a little more about religious denominations. Unitarians would have debated theology with him instead of shooting him.

Clever Young Woman “Steals” Her Bike Back from Thief Who Advertised It on Facebook

BRITISH JENNI ASKED THE POLICE TO RECOVER HER BIKE, BUT THEY REFUSED. SO SHE TOOK MATTERS INTO HER OWN HANDS.

Jenni’s story is the stuff of legends. I assume the POS bastard who stole her bike was a Paki or an African, both of which infest England like so many cockroaches. Both groups are bad about stealing things.

What Jenni did may be foolish, but we can’t let the bad guys win.

That said, taking action like this in the States would be more dangerous than doing it in England.

Telegraph

Bristol cyclist has “stolen” her bike from a thief who advertised it for sale on Facebook.

Jenni Morton-Humphreys, 30, turned the tables on the thief with an ingenious sting, even though she was advised against doing so by the police.

Ms Morton-Humphreys had appealed for help by posting a picture of the stolen bike on Facebook and appealing for help.

A fellow cyclist scoured Facebook’s for sale pages and found the same bike on display.

The good samaritan and Ms Morton-Humphreys devised a cunning plan, which entailed offering to buy the bike from the unsuspecting vendor.

Having found the bike she asked the police to accompany her on the mission and arrest the culprit – but the invitation was declined.

Undeterred she and a friend approached the vendor and arranged a meeting.

“I pretended to be interested and asked silly questions about the bike,” she said. “I said the saddle was too high, and asked if I could get on it to test it out,” she told the Bristol Post.

“I made sure I had nothing on me, no possessions at all apart from the stuff in my hands – and they were a cigarette packet and a set of keys. I handed them to this guy as I got on the bike and said ‘here, hold my stuff’.

She then asked for a test ride. The seller agreed and Ms Morton-Humphreys pedalled away furiously.

To add to her joy, the bike had been smartened up ahead of the sale with even the front light being fixed.

The police were either too politically correct or too cowardly to help a damsel in distress? The Hell with them.

Dindu Creep Urinates on Sleeping Woman’s Face During NYC Subway Ride

New York City is sometimes called the Concrete Jungle.

The jungle is winning, beating civilization. When you have a third world population, you get third world behavior.

At least the perp in this case didn’t take the #2 train.

New York Daily News

So, it wasn’t the No. 1 train?

A creepy straphanger relieved himself on a J train early Thursday — right onto a 26-year-old woman’s face, police said.

The woman told police she was sitting in the middle car on a Brooklyn-bound train as it left the 75th St.-Elderts Lane station in Woodhaven, Queens about 1:50 a.m. Her eyes were closed as she listened to music on her headphones. Then she felt something wet hit her face.

When she opened her eyes, she found a complete stranger urinating on her, cops said.

The peeing perp said nothing as he ran off the train as soon as it stopped at the Cypress Hills station in Brooklyn.

The woman reported the incident at the nearest NYPD Transit police station.

Police said the suspect is black, about 5-feet-3 and was wearing a red shirt and black pants. Anyone with information should call CrimeStoppers at (800) 577-TIPS.

If arrested, he could be charged with public lewdness, cops said.

“5 feet 3?” Just look for a Nigger Napoleon, New York and you’ll have your man.

Suddenly, There is Hope for France, and It’s Name is Emmanuel Macron

I haven’t investigated all of the claims about President Macron of France that are stated in the graphic above. However, that last claim can easily be verified. He understands the population problem in Africa and is willing to talk about it when no one else is.

Townhall

New French President Torched for Saying Africans Have Too Many Children

The media are calling it his first gaffe and social media users are noting that “the honeymoon is over” for French President Emmanuel Macron thanks to some controversial comments he made at the G-20 summit in Hamburg, Germany over the weekend.

When a reporter asked Macron why no Marshall Plan existed for Africa, he said that the challenge of Africa goes beyond reconstruction. It is “totally different and a lot more profound.”

Africa, he said, has a “civilizational” problem and women are having “seven or eight children.”

Social media users were not pleased.

Some pundits, like The Independent contributor Nabila Ramdani, called it outright racism, before pointing to his history of supposedly belittling minority communities.

Macron was torn apart on Twitter and Facebook for his crude racism, but there was generally silence from France’s establishment. This is because imperial attitudes prevail in a country that has by no means altered its condescending approach towards those it subjugated, often with immense barbarism.

Politico attempted to provide some cover for Macron, noting that Twitter is missing the full context of his remarks.

In his three-minute discussion of the topic, Macron laid out the differences between a postwar reconstruction program such as the Marshall plan and modern country-level and regional-specific approaches to development. Macron called for the creation of partnerships as he pointed to challenges like trafficking, corruption, weak states, and the demographic transition.

Macron can read a graph, n’est pas?

President Trump is invited to spend Bastille Day (French independence day), Friday, July 14, in France with Macron. That is a very hopeful sign. If Macron decides to follow nationalist policies, while refusing to acknowledge the leadership of Angela Merkel, then Europe will be a better place.

It’s probably too much to hope that Macron will ethnically cleanse France, but he may make it respectable for someone in the future to do that. Remember, he was expected to be France’s Obama, not France’s Trump.

The Leftist British paper The Guardian has slammed Macron in the last few hours. Let’s hope that some of Trump’s resistance to the press rubs off on Macron.

EMMANUEL MACRON AND FIRST LADY, BRIGITTE.

Outrage as British School Had Students Act as Slave Buyers at Auction

Rochester Grammar School didn’t get this assignment right. It only works best when the white students put their dark counterparts in loincloths and actually have an auctioneer calling out prices.

Next time, Rochester, do it right!

metro.co.uk

A school has been criticised for telling pupils to pretend to buy slaves, and work out ‘what sort of slave their business would need’.

Year 8 children at Rochester Grammar School in Kent were told to imagine they were buying people at a slave auction.

They were then asked to work out how many slaves they would be able to buy with £100, and how many they would need for their ‘business’.

The worksheet said: ‘Consider what sort of slave your business will need. Examine the characteristics of the slaves in source A.

‘Can you find any that you could use? Focus your bids in the first round on those Lots that you really think would be an advantage.

‘Would a combination of different types be more suitable? The key question to ask is, “What can I buy for my £100?”‘

Then, under the section ‘Lots to be sold today’, it included descriptions such as ‘5 Yoruba boys aged between 9 and 11’ and ‘2 Fanti, 1 male, 1 female. 18 years old. Straight from Africa. Very strong and nimble.’

The project sparked outrage after a photo of the worksheet was posted on social media. It was claimed it was a maths question, although it was later reported to have been a history project.

Writing publicly on Facebook, Cheryl Phoenix said: ‘So this is a maths question at a school in the UK. Hmm, I suppose they feel this is appropriate and there should be no offence taken to black students.

‘Maybe we should “JUST GET OVER IT”. It’s a harmless maths question, with no historical or current feeling attached to any parties???’

And a Twitter user accused the school of ‘trivialising the African slave trade’.

However, the school defended the project.

Rochester Grammar reportedly told the BBC that the exercise follows the Historical Association’s recommendations on teaching historical slavery, and is in line with the Department for Education’s history curriculum.

Like the sign suggests, the darkies enjoyed being slaves. In Africa they would have been slaves, too, but in much worse working conditions.

Be happy with your work!