Senator Ted Cruz Proposes that Mexican Drug Lord El Chapo Pay for The Wall

Yay Ted Cruz. You are the man.

Ted Cruz has pulled a nice little stunt with his El Chapo bucks (see above) and his proposed law that would use money forfeited by alleged drug kingpin El Chapo to pay for Donald Trump’s signature campaign promise.

UPI

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has introduced the “El Chapo Act,” a bill that would use the estimated $14 billion in assets owned by Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzmán to build a border wall.

“Today I introduced the El Chapo Act, which reserves billions in forfeited assets to pay for border security,” Cruz said in a statement on Tuesday.

The Ensuring Lawful Collection of Hidden Assets to Provide Order Act — or the El Chapo Act — makes reference to Guzmán, who was extradited from Mexico to the United States in January.

Guzmán pleaded not guilty to 17 criminal charges related to his drug empire — including corruption, murder, conspiracy, drug importation and money laundering.

Cruz said that, if convicted, Guzmán’s forfeited expansive wealth would be redirected for use to build a border wall and to enforce border security, instead of for use by the U.S. Department of Treasury for unspecified reasons — a standard procedure when assets of drug traffickers are seized.

Cruz said that forfeited funds from other drug cartels could also be used.

“Senator Cruz estimates one drug lord alone may be worth $14 billion in confiscated funds. That would be good start toward paying for wall,” former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said in a statement. “Ted Cruz is exactly right to focus on confiscating Mexican drug money to pay for the wall. What a grand and fitting irony.”

Guzmán’s Sinaloa Cartel is credited with dominating the illegal drug market in nearly the entire United States. “El Chapo” — meaning “The Short One” or “shorty” — so dubbed because of his 5-foot-6-inch frame, was detained in Guatemala in 1993 and then extradited to Mexico to face murder and drug trafficking charges.

He escaped from prison in 2001 by hiding in a laundry cart after bribing prison guards, and was re-captured in February 2014. He was captured a second time in the city of Los Mochis in his home state of Sinaloa on Jan. 8 after escaping from Mexico’s Altiplano Federal Prison on July 11, 2015.

Donald Trump has some fun last year at Ted Cruz’s expense in this video compilation. Enjoy.

KIM KARDASHIAN GIANT ASS IS DAMAGING OUR YOUTH … Boxer Says

KID CHOCOLATE.

I rarely have any interest in what black athletes have to say, but in this case I stand with Kid Chocolate.

TMZ

Kim Kardashian’s giant butt is sending a damaging message to little girls who look up to her … so says boxing star Peter “Kid Chocolate” Quillin.

The former WBO middleweight champ says he saw the new pics of Kim’s ass on the beach and it rubbed him the wrong way.

“I know some people have a hard time being happy with what they’re born with, or maybe I shouldn’t even bring up what I think about this pic. I just have a hard time understanding the reason for modifying your body to look like this?”

“And the impact it has on our culture, because the majority of the women wanna be followers and have a behind just like this!”

He added, “I just posted this picture because no matter what- you going to have to learn to live, with or without work to your body.”

“I think we should worry about the genetically modified foods we’re eating instead of modifying our bodies. #justmyopinion and it really #dontcount if it brings you peace #nevermindme #imnotajudge.”

Kim has been criticized for her giant butt for years — but insists it’s real and has famously responded in the past, “I love my big, fat ass.”

Kim Kardashian and before her Paris Hilton, along with so many others, are poor role models for the increasingly stupid, brain dead youth of America. They are a symptom of our moral, spiritual, and cultural decay.

We have a lot of work to do to repair the damage done by these race mixing degenerates.

Have A Laugh: He Demands a New Trial

Have A Laugh GIF: A Pizza Offer He Didn’t Refuse

Would you take a slice of pizza from a stranger’s hand?

Dindu Words and Phrases that Drive White People Crazy

Here are some examples of black speech from GLP

Of course we start with “I dindu nuffin”!
“Let me axe you somtin”
“Now looky heauh”
“I can splain”
“Say whaaa”
“Dats whack”
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Have you ever seen a black trying to use an automated phone service?
automated phone service: say four if_____.
black: fo
automated phone service: I didn’t get that please say again.
black: fo
automated phone service: I didn’t get that please say again.
black: wtf mf bsamf I said fo your hear me fo.
automated phone service: I didn’t get that please call again later, good buy.
black: I hate whitey.
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Amber Lamps = Ambulance
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Eggamuffin= EggMcMuffin
of course AX
Scrimps= shrimp
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Nome sayin
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wif

dis

dat

i is be