Niggers Scamming Wiggers: Ja Rule’s Fyre Festival in Chaos

JA RULE. TICKETS TO HIS FESTIVAL COST $12,000.

Never do business with a Nigger or a wigger. But if you read this site you know better.

The dumb libard Hillary and Obama supporters who get ripped new a**holes by muh Nigga may learn something from the Fyre disaster. Or maybe not. Nobody ever said they were smart.

What was set to be the opening weekend of trust-fund millennial debauchery in the Bahamas has turned into nothing short of Lord of the Flies. The Fyre Festival [4]- organized by Ja Rule [5] and some guy [6] who’s scammed millennials [7] in the past was hyped by models and advertised as a boutique luxury music festival held in Exumas, Bahamas. All inclusive tickets ranging from $4,000 – $12,000 [8] were supposed to include a chartered private flight from Miami, private luxury tents [9], yacht rides, and performances from Blink-182 and about two dozen other artists.

Not so much…

The “chartered flight from Miami” turned out to be severely delayed [10] coach seats, and upon arrival shocked concert-goers were met with partially constructed USAID disaster relief tents:

“Luxury” meals:

“Secure” lockers:

And an attentive concierge booth:

Hundreds of pieces of luggage were lost in transit, though a big container truck showed up in the dark to toss bags to a mob:

Just in time for the muggings and robberies!

Reports are rolling in of burning tents and anarchy:

Phones are dying, passports are missing:

Feral dogs are roaming around:

And relationships have been destroyed:

The US embassy is reportedly involved:

Sourced from Zerohedge

Have A Laugh GIF: A Pizza Offer He Didn’t Refuse

Would you take a slice of pizza from a stranger’s hand?

#420: It’s Hitler’s Birthday Today

Love him or hate him, it would be hard to deny that the alt-right’s spiritual predecessor is Adolf Hitler’s National Socialists.

Thus, it’s certain that many will be secretly (or openly) celebrating today, April 20, the day on which Adolf Hitler was born in 1889.

The number “420” is also associated with weed, but we won’t go into that.

Have you asked Walmart to bake you a Hitler’s birthday cake? How about one of those feminist, liberal bakeries? If Christian bakeries can be forced to bake a “gay” wedding cake, then fairness would dictate that a Jewish baker bake a swastika cake.

So, how do you plan to celebrate #420?

This photo was taken in color on April 20, 1939, Hitler’s 50th birthday.

Evalion sings Happy Birthday to Hitler in this video ripped from her channel:

I’m updating this post with a corrected title and a few birthday tribute videos:

Fat Negress in Lingerie Overpowers Internet with Tales of “magical” Curves

LINGERIE PICTURES EMPOWER, SAYS MUH NEGRESS.

Here’s another in a series of articles published by the mainstream media that I’ve seen aimed at fat women to make them feel better about their fatness. The more self-deluded they are, the more the press loves them.

metro.co.uk

Thanks to the body positive movement, we see a wider variety of bodies in the public eye nowadays than ever.

But that’s still not many.

Which is why blogger Jasmine Grimes is using the humble underwear selfie to make an important point about size, diversity and representation.

Jasmine of Mysse Match Mag posted the stunning photograph of herself onto Instagram a week ago – in her underwear, looking over one shoulder – and spoke about the ‘importance of an image’ in the caption beneath.

‘So I wanted to talk about the importance of an image,’ she wrote.

So I wanted to talk about the importance of an image. Over the last few weeks, I have seen so many people discount the importance of a good underwear selfie, and I don't think that's right. Many people have touted how important being confident in your own skin in the real world is, and they are right. There's something magical about a fat girl flaunting her curves unapologetically in clothes that others would say only belongs to a certain body type because it inspires others to do the same, just like an underwear selfie. Photos have the ability to change and shape people's perceptions of things, which is why more visibility of fat bodies is so important. If a single image can change people's perceptions, then what do you think a photo of a fat girl in lingerie can do? I used to scour Instagram for photos women who had my body type showing it off because it inspired me to do the same. It allowed me to see someone with stretch marks and cellulite, and rolls and say "I look like that too". It's important for people to see themselves represented so that way we can encourage the next generation to be more unapologetic than the last. #MyBodyMyRules #lanebryant

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‘There’s something magical about a fat girl flaunting her curves unapologetically in clothes that others would say only belongs to a certain body type because it inspires others to do the same, just like an underwear selfie.

Are you feeling the magic yet, guys. Here’s another to bring out that fairy dust feeling.

Color Me Happy. 🖍

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Here’s a couple of bonus photos of Jasmine I found while researching her.

I assume that this nonsense is aimed at black women and that few white women would be taken in by this con artist. She apparently has no time to exercise and no inclination to say no to food.

Facebook Killer Gave His Life for an Order of Chicken McNuggets

Such hunger. Such loyalty to McDonald’s.

It is a rare man indeed who is willing to give his life to enjoy the world famous Chicken McNugget. Should McDonald’s put up a monument for him, or something?

The Daily Caller

Facebook Murderer’s Last Words: I Need My McNuggets

It’s either incredibly flattering or the ultimate insult that the Facebook killer’s final act was purchasing a 20-piece box of McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets. Price tag: $5.35.

On Tuesday, Steve Stephens — whose face has been plastered all over the news — went to a McDonald’s drive through and ordered what was presumably his last meal.

McDonald’s employees recognized the murderer and tried to slow him down while they called the cops.

“They tried to stall him by holding his fries!” cracked NBC News senior writer Bradd Jaffy on Twitter. “Brilliant. Give these people a raise and a round of applause.”

A NYT story reported that employees tried to make him wait by holding on to his large order of French fries.

Stephens, however, took the nuggets and scrammed without the fries.

Ultimately his story ended as sadly as it began. Police found him dead in his car in Erie, Pa. He had shot himself to death.

Three days ago, he shot a random elderly man in Cleveland and posted a video of the crime on Facebook.

And so ends the life of a man who sacrificed it all for McNuggets.

He died with a smile on his face, I’m sure of it.

NO Google Doodle for Jesus, but Today’s Doodle Honors Dead Negress African Fruit Peddler

Another slap in the face to people with real accomplishments by Jewoogle.

The Independent

A Google doodle has celebrated Ghanian microlending pioneer Esther Afua Ocloo on what would have been her 98th birthday.

After starting a business selling fruit juice and marmalade as a teenager and realising the financial difficulties poor women faced, Ms Ocloo helped found and operate a bank specifically designed to help women on low incomes.

In 1975 as a succeeding businesswoman, Ms Ocloo was invited to the first UN World Conference on Women.

Later that decade, she founded and became the chairman of the board of directors of Women’s World Banking, which expanded her earlier goal of helping women obtain the small loans needed to launch businesses. The not-for-profit organisation has since helped millions of women start and run businesses, helping boost prosperity in countless communities.

During a trip to the UK in the 1950s, Ms Ocloo began to develop recipes for commercial food canning. She was also the first black person to gain a cooking diploma from the Good Housekeeping Institute in London.

In the same decade she returned to Africa and set up the first food processing business in Ghana.

Ms Ocloo died of pneumonia in 2002 aged 82.

I found a bank too.

Monster-Sized Baby Baffles Doctors in India

What the heck is wrong with the Hindu doctors in this story? I’ve diagnosed the kid’s condition in 4 minutes as Michelin Tire Baby Syndrome.

I’m not joking. It’s a real medical condition. Look at the rings in the baby’s flesh.

Fox News

An 8-month-old baby in India who weighs as much as a healthy 4-year-old has left doctors stumped over what could be causing her rabid appetite. Chahat Kumar, who weighs 38 pounds, was born a healthy baby without any complications, The Sun reported.

When she was around 4 months old, Chahat’s weight began ballooning, and now her parents told Barcroft Media that she cries whenever she is not being fed.

“It’s not our fault,” Suraj, Chahat’s dad, told The Sun. “God gave this condition to her. It’s not in our hands. I feel bad when some people laugh at her for being fat.”

Doctors have been unable to obtain a blood sample from Chahat because her skin is abnormally thick, the news outlet reported. She reportedly is suffering breathing and sleeping problems due to her extreme weight.

“We don’t have enough money for her treatment, but we do our best to make sure she gets well,” Reena, Chahat’s mother, told The Sun.

Dr. Sharma, her pediatrician, said he recommended the family take Chahat to a pediatric specialist at the Civil Hospital, but they are not able to afford it, The Sun reported.

“Her weight is increasing excessively, and it has to be controlled,” he told the news outlet. “She has to eat less. She eats like a 10-year-old kid.”

Her parents, who lost a son before she was born, said they will keep searching for answers in hopes of Chahat having a normal childhood.

“We don’t want her to have difficulties in the future,” Reena told The Sun. “We want a good future for her.”

The linked Wikipedia article says there have only been 20 cases of Michelin Tire Baby Syndrome. It doesn’t mention a cure.

Here’s a pic of Bibendum, the Michelin Tire Man. You can see the resemblance to the baby very clearly.