Have A Laugh GIF: Hipster Bogs Down in Cranberry Bog

He looks like Richard Spencer.

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It was a beautiful day on the cranberry farm,

All was peaceful, no cause for alarm,

Then the man fell down, with a twist of his arm,

And his clothes were ruined, for gone was their charm.

Into the washer, much soap he fed,

But it didn’t matter, the garments still bled,

Forever and always, they would stay red,

“Damn those stupid cranberries!”, he said.

5 thoughts on “Have A Laugh GIF: Hipster Bogs Down in Cranberry Bog

  1. Dear god, his head and upper body was so fat his puny stomach muscles couldn’t keep him upright. He was also hampered by his ill fitting jacket and skimpy hipster jeans, what a mess the new man is.

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