Thanks, Senator Bernie Sanders. You’ve confirmed stereotypes associated with two groups:
1. Jews: You’re a cheapskate Jew too anxious to squeeze a penny to save money when you’re worth millions.
2. Socialists: What’s yours is mine. Redistribution of wealth.
According to Chris Plante, a man living next to the 75-year-old socialist Senator called the Washington Post angrily threatening to cancel his subscription because he hardly ever receives his copy of the publication. Upon further investigation, it was revealed that his neighbor, Bernie Sanders, had been stealing the Post directly from his mailbox. Perhaps the Senator just considered this “redistribution”.
Buy your own subscription, Bernie. You can afford it.
If you don’t buy your own subscription, remember that theft from a mailbox is a federal crime. Watch out! Here come the FBI!