Jewish Alt-Light Provocateur Laura Loomer is Getting a NOSE JOB

On Twitter, Microchip regularly mocks Laura Loomer. Andrew Anglin at the Daily Stormer has taken a potshot at her too. Consider this provocative title from Anglin:

The Rebel Media Replaces Lauren Southern with Jewess Laura Loomer – But are Her Tits Good Enough?

There may be a boob job waiting in the wings for Loomer but for now it’s her atrocious honker that’s getting the attention.

Jewish Forward

Laura Loomer, an ascendant Jewish figure of the far right, is reportedly getting a nose job next month — and her surgeon says he’s hoping to become the go-to face-lift doc for the so-called “alt-right.”

“I am so excited for my nose job!!” she wrote on Instragram. “How could anyone say no to this? It’s life changing.”

Loomer already had surgery on her lips — and posted a video of herself in the doctor’s chair.

Loomer’s doctor is Joseph Pober, a Manhattan surgeon who has sought to rebrand himself as a surgeon of choice for Trump supporters and members of the far right by dubbing himself “Dr. Redpill,” a play on a popular meme.

“I think having a beautiful nose for whatever reason is a fantastic thing,” Pober told BuzzFeed in a recent profile.

Boob job next?

9 thoughts on “Jewish Alt-Light Provocateur Laura Loomer is Getting a NOSE JOB

    • LOL. I think it would take more than a nose job to conceal her ethnicity. Here’s a before and after you’ll recognize. I was looking for a good comparison on Marlo Thomas, but I had to settle for Chelsea.

  1. She can get a nose job but it won’t change the bone structure of her entire face. She will simply look like a Jewess with a nose job.

  2. This is ironic. Just this morning I was sitting on the john thinking about how ugly Loomer is. Not even kidding. I was thinking that Loomer in her 20s makes Streisand and Streep in their 60s look attractive. Still not kidding.

  3. Always wondered why God made the jews so weird looking: the big honkers, big eyes, weird-shaped heads, wooly-bully wiry hair. Very odd.

  4. “and her surgeon says he’s hoping to become the go-to face-lift doc for the so-called “alt-right.”

    I wouldn’t get anything done by someone who does work on Jews…

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