Dumb Dindu Drug Dealer Reports Stolen Cocaine to Police: Guess What Happens Next?

When we go looking for odd news, we can always count on our African-American friends to give us a good laugh in the stupidity department.

David Blackmun, pictured above, is surely one of America’s epic retards.

NOLA

A Fort Walton Beach, Fla., man was arrested Sunday (July 16) after authorities said he called the police to report that someone had stolen a bag of cocaine and cash from his car, the Miami Herald reported. David Blackmon, 35, was booked with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest without violence and possession of drug paraphernalia.

The suspect told an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy who responded to his call that he was a drug dealer and that someone had broken into his vehicle while it was parked, taking about $50 and about a quarter ounce of cocaine, the newspaper reported. The deputy was able to see cocaine on the center console, from where it allegedly went missing. Blackmon was later released on bond.

3 thoughts on “Dumb Dindu Drug Dealer Reports Stolen Cocaine to Police: Guess What Happens Next?

  1. $50?
    This is how street level drug dealers get away with their crimes. They deal in tiny amounts, so get caught with tiny amounts. They hid the stuff all over the place like cracks in the pavement or brickwork.

    This Coon was probably high on his own product, hence his confusion.

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