Breaking! John McCain Diagnosed with Brain Cancer

On the day that Donald Trump took a huge step toward world peace by calling off the CIA dogs in Syria, John McCain gets more bad news.

He’s not going to live much longer. The world may be a little safer now that McCain will have zero influence on anything.

HuffPo

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) has been diagnosed with brain cancer, his office announced Wednesday.

A tumor was discovered during a surgery Friday at Mayo Clinic Hospital in Phoenix to remove a blood clot above his left eye. According to a statement from the hospital, “tissue pathology revealed that a primary brain tumor known as a glioblastoma was associated with the blood clot.”

“Scanning done since the procedure (a minimally invasive craniotomy with an eyebrow incision) shows that the tissue of concern was completely resected by imaging criteria,” the statement added.

His doctors are reviewing treatment options, which may include a combination of chemotherapy and radiation. They say he’s “recovering from his surgery ‘amazingly well’ and his underlying health is excellent.”

McCain’s office also released the following statement:

Senator McCain appreciates the outpouring of support he has received over the last few days. He is in good spirits as he continues to recover at home with his family in Arizona. He is grateful to the doctors and staff at Mayo Clinic for their outstanding care, and is confident that any future treatment will be effective. Further consultations with Senator McCain’s Mayo Clinic care team will indicate when he will return to the United States Senate.

Styx is celebrating the impending death of warmonger McCain. Great commentary that lasts five minutes.

23 thoughts on “Breaking! John McCain Diagnosed with Brain Cancer

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  2. To think that a man whose brain was affected by a tumour, wielded huge power and was trying to start WWIII. This man with a physical brain disease even was trying to be elected as the current president, with his finger on the Red Knob. (Nickname BETS – Blow Everything To Shit).
    King George III had a brain disorder known as porphyria, and lost the US Colonies, with lamentable results including the ascent of Mad McCain.

    I wonder what percentage of US citizens would be rich enough to pay for the brain operation that McCain paid for out of chump change in his wallet. I am guessing 90% or more would die as they could not afford it, or the chemotherapy, radiation etc.

  3. McCain practically rolled over for Obama in 2008. All this talk about what a ‘fighter’ he is. He sure didn’t fight very hard against Barack Obama. In fact, McCain chickened out right before the first presidential debate and briefly ‘suspended’ his campaign in an attempt to duck the debate. Maybe that smokin-hot fake ‘dossier’ burned a hole in his head …

    • McCain and Palin were so obviously stooges to make Obama look good. Their so called run left me with no remaining doubts left about the existence of a Deep State that selected the choices and engineered the outcomes. They were fully set up and were designed to lose, rather like John Kerry’s phony run in 2004. Combine poor candidates blended with election ballot fraud? Yes we can! (and did).

  4. THAT EXPLAINS MCCAIN’S MENTAL ILLNESS.

    John McCain is severely mentally deranged madman. Now we know why. He has a brain tumor to blame for his mental illness.

  5. No wonder he’s been acting/talking strange. I wonder if McShame’s tumor is on the same side of his 80-year-old head that he used a cellphone.

    A glioblastoma (malignant glioma) is the type people get from talking on cellphones too much, with the phone up against their head, but you’ll never hear these wicked greedy politicians reveal the cause nor condemn the tech & telcom companies & the FCC for promoting them.

    That is also the same type of tumor the crook Joe Biden’s kid died from:
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/joe-biden-shows-support-for-john-mccain-after-diagnosis-of-same-cancer-that-took-his-son-beau-biden/article/2629183

    In the NATP rat study released last year, only the male rats developed the gliomas after RF exposure. They also developed tumors on the heart.

    Quickly scanning google results, I saw 2 other interesting associations for gliomas: malaria, &/or cytamegalovirus (CMV) > one of the “mystery viruses” sometimes associated w/CFIDS.

    I wonder if McShame had malaria while being “tortured” in the POW camp? (partial humor there).

    Either way, he won’t be around long as a glioblastoma is a fast killer. Chemo’ing & further radiating one’s self sure as Hades will not help. You can’t cure poison/toxic body with more poison. Common Sense, but the AMA will never confess to that.

      • You’re welcome!

        With heavy use of cellphone up against head, it only takes about 10 years to develop a brain tumor.
        With Less usage much less chance.

        Put it on speaker-phone or usine an air-tube headset also lessens chances of cancer.

  6. O/T: There’s some kind of fuss going on re Jeff Sessions. Reading up on it now. One string of tweets/replies, then to NYT next…

    • POTUS is PO’d at Sessions. From NYT who had a 50-min. interview w/Trump:

      […]
      President Trump said on Wednesday that he never would have appointed Attorney General Jeff Sessions had he known Mr. Sessions would recuse himself from overseeing the Russia investigation that has dogged his presidency, calling the decision “very unfair to the president.”

      In a remarkable public break with one of his earliest political supporters, Mr. Trump complained that Mr. Sessions’s decision ultimately led to the appointment of a special counsel that should not have happened. “Sessions should have never recused himself, and if he was going to recuse himself, he should have told me before he took the job and I would have picked somebody else,” Mr. Trump said.
      […]

      Can’t argue with that!

      • Con’t … near end of article, more re Sessions:

        […]
        But Mr. Trump left little doubt during the interview that the Russia investigation remained a sore point. His pique at Mr. Sessions, in particular, seemed fresh even months after the attorney general’s recusal. Mr. Sessions was the first senator to endorse Mr. Trump’s candidacy and was rewarded with a key cabinet slot, but has been more distant from the president lately.

        “Jeff Sessions takes the job, gets into the job, recuses himself, which frankly I think is very unfair to the president,” he added. “How do you take a job and then recuse yourself? If he would have recused himself before the job, I would have said, ‘Thanks, Jeff, but I’m not going to take you.’ It’s extremely unfair — and that’s a mild word — to the president.”

        Mr. Trump also faulted Mr. Sessions for his testimony during Senate confirmation hearings when Mr. Sessions said he had not had “communications with the Russians” even though he had met at least twice with Ambassador Sergey I. Kislyak. “Jeff Sessions gave some bad answers,” the president said. “He gave some answers that were simple questions and should have been simple answers, but they weren’t.”

        A spokesman for Mr. Sessions declined to comment on Wednesday.
        […]

        When Trump turns on a person publicly, does that mean a firing or a resignation is on the horizon?

      • I had a draft on Sessions ready when the McCain story broke. I’ll be posting the Sessions thing in the next few hours. I expect him to resign, but then what does he do. His Senate seat will be gone.

      • That’s a good positive outlook re NYT reporter as a future ally.

        Will check your newer article now!

  7. When it was announced that Ted Kennedy had brain cancer, my reaction was “Ted Kennedy has a brain?”.
    I don’t expect McCain to go crying to the Pope in Rome for special dispensation and forgiveness like Teddy did.

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