New York City is sometimes called the Concrete Jungle.
The jungle is winning, beating civilization. When you have a third world population, you get third world behavior.
At least the perp in this case didn’t take the #2 train.
So, it wasn’t the No. 1 train?
A creepy straphanger relieved himself on a J train early Thursday — right onto a 26-year-old woman’s face, police said.
The woman told police she was sitting in the middle car on a Brooklyn-bound train as it left the 75th St.-Elderts Lane station in Woodhaven, Queens about 1:50 a.m. Her eyes were closed as she listened to music on her headphones. Then she felt something wet hit her face.
When she opened her eyes, she found a complete stranger urinating on her, cops said.
The peeing perp said nothing as he ran off the train as soon as it stopped at the Cypress Hills station in Brooklyn.
The woman reported the incident at the nearest NYPD Transit police station.
Police said the suspect is black, about 5-feet-3 and was wearing a red shirt and black pants. Anyone with information should call CrimeStoppers at (800) 577-TIPS.
If arrested, he could be charged with public lewdness, cops said.
“5 feet 3?” Just look for a Nigger Napoleon, New York and you’ll have your man.