Watch! Hilarious Racist Commercials Will Leave You in Stitches

Uploaded on Aug 11, 2011

A series of racist commercials made for the TV station ‘Channel Six’ in the 2004 low-budget mockumentary film ‘C.S.A : The Confederate States of America’.

These satirical adverts are meant to portray current social norms in regards to racism in America if the Confederacy had won the American Civil War and continued to institute slavery into the modern day.

4 thoughts on “Watch! Hilarious Racist Commercials Will Leave You in Stitches

  1. The only worthwhile parts of this film were these ‘fauxmercials’. An especially galling conceit of the film was the idea that when the Condederate side won they would have occupied all Union territory, thus making the entirety of the USA a new nation called the ‘CSA’. This is utterly ahistorical, even the most ardent leftist would acknowledge this, if they were being honest. Also absurd is the idea that the economically inefficient institution of slavery would have endured into the 21st century (or even the 20th). The new ‘CSA’ would have become an international pariah, even more loathed than South Africa was. Since it would have been a logistical nightmare to try to ship four million Blacks back to Africa and a PR nightmare to ‘eliminate’ them, it seems like it would have been a good idea to send them on their own ‘Trail of Tears’, into northern Mexico. They could have settled on the southern banks of the Rio Grande, with a fresh water source and access to the Gulf of Mexico. It’s hard to imagine the Mexicans having objected too much, given their own fairly recent experience with a certain Robert E. Lee.

    • I agree that the obsolete farm equipment would have lost their jobs as slavery was ended by the South. Also, the South would have sent the nogs somewhere, most likely. Mexico sounds good, as do the Caribbean islands.

  2. Funny ads.
    The nigger problem could have been stopped by a law (before 1830 or so) making all native born US citizens free. So all slave kiddies would never be slaves. The birth rate of Coons would have been near zero with such a law. The plantation owners would not want to feed for 18 years kiddies who would never have to lift a finger to help them. Plantation owner and (((slave dealer))) greed has left with the USSA with the curse of 40 million niggers.

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