Mark Zuckerberg is Running for President of the United States

To be eligible for the presidency, you must be at least 35 years old. Zuck will be 35 in 2019.

He’s running for president. Get used to it. Think about ways to derail the globalist’s (((globalist.))) There’s still time to get him to change his mind.


Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg attends Omaha’s Pride festival

OMAHA, Neb. —
Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg visited Omaha on Saturday.

Zuckerberg was seen attending the Heartland Pride Festival at Stinson Park, where he met with Mayor Jean Stothert, representatives of the Nebraska AIDS Project and Wells Fargo Bank, among others.

“Of course we ran up and tried to get a picture with him and talk to him,” Nebraska Furniture Mart vendor Joe DeSanti said.

Stothert, according to her spokesperson, talked with Zuckerberg for about 10 minutes about his first-ever visit to the state. She mentioned a few places to see, including the Old Market.

“Until recently, the Nebraska constitution banned gay marriage,” he wrote in a post on — you guessed it — Facebook. “Omaha is more welcoming, but we still have a long way to go. Happy Pride to everyone celebrating this weekend in Omaha and across the country.”

The visit comes months after Zuckerberg announced he would challenge himself to visit around 30 states this year to “learn new things and grow outside of my work.”

Heartland Pride President David Kerr says Zuckerberg’s support sends a big message.

“That’s hugely validating for the work that we’re doing, it’s incredible to lift up what we’re doing to that level,” Kerr said.

Kerr told KETV that the billionaire played a game of Jenga, met some drag queens, shook many hands and took many photos.

“He was super interested to meet people in the community and hear about what they’re doing in and around Omaha, and he had a lot of good follow-up questions and seemed really sincere,” Kerr said.

In recent days, Zuckerberg visited a number of small Iowa towns, including Walcott, home of the World’s Largest Truckstop.


11 thoughts on “Mark Zuckerberg is Running for President of the United States

  1. Israel is so much closer to Somalia than the US is. Maybe Mark doesn’t know this otherwise I’m sure he’d offer Israel’s explosively famous hospitality to them. They could even get help there with their birth control needs, whether they want it or not.

  2. He can be king of the poor “refugees” queers dot coms and dot heads! Either this weasely Mangina or Zio tool with his tranny wife gooney Clooney…All the Libtards will live this! We will let Israel decide!

  3. If he’s serious about running for President he’ll have to invest in a t-shirt with a painted-on tie and lapels.

  4. Someone I know who was in a spook agency told me almost 6 months ago “don’t laugh, but mark zuckerberg will be running for white house resident in 2020 and Is being groomed to take the spot just as our lord and savior barack-hussein-obama was pre ordained to be a proxy nation destroyer by the globalist talmudists

  5. Pride?
    In spreading disease and early death?
    17% of faggots have had sex with over 1000 men – most of them strangers. What is to be proud of about that? No wonder so many have Hepatitis and AIDS.
    A big percentage of pedos are homosexual men preying on boys.
    “The North American Man/Boy Rape Association (NAMBRA) is a pedophile and pederasty advocacy organization in the United States. It works to abolish age-of-consent laws”.

  6. Rule number one, ACT ALONE tell NOBODY, EVER. Don’t say cutesie innuendos at the bar.
    Plan. Make it quick and decisive. Know the risks. Do it. Shut your mouth. Repeat keep your
    mouth SHUT. Conscience may bother you on occasion and give you doubt about your actions. Ignore it, it’ll pass. Remember you did civilization a solid.

  7. Zuckercuck is visiting the “common people”. You know, drag queens, libtards, LBGTQwhatevers. Real salt of the earth Americans. What a fag. BTW, he needs to lift and stop dressing like a millennial slacker. What a complete fag.

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