Johnny Dipstick Says He’s Sorry

Don’t believe for a moment that Johnny Depp is sorry for what he said. He’s sorry that there are proving to be some consequences.

Dipstick Depp was reported to the Secret Service by many. I hope for his sake that he’s not drunk out of his skull when he gets the dreaded knock on the door. The Secret Service might be forced to neutralize a drunk threatening man, even if he is a famous actor.


‘I intended no malice’

Johnny Depp has apologised for the controversial comments he made at Glastonbury about ‘assassinating’ Donald Trump.

On Thursday night, the ‘Edward Scissorhands’ and ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ star was addressing the audience at the Cineramageddon stage, before a screening of his 2004 film ‘The Libertine’ – when he made headlines by joking that “maybe it’s time” that an actor once more assassinated the President of the United States.

“I think he needs help,” Depp told the crowd, “and there are a lot of wonderful dark places he could go. A lot of Doc Martens… It’s just a question… I’m not insinuating anything, but… by the way, this is going to be in the press, and it will be horrible… but I like that you’re all a part of it. When was the last time an actor assassinated a President?”

As the crowd cheered his reference to the 1865 assassination of Abraham Lincoln by the actor John Wilkes Booth, Depp added: “I want to clarify, I’m not an actor. I lie for a living. However, it’s been a while! And maybe it’s time!”

After a huge backlash and being condemned by the White House, Depp has now responded.

“I apologise for the bad joke I attempted last night in poor taste about President Trump,” said Depp in a statement. “It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone.”

In an official statement, the White House said: “President Trump has condemned violence in all forms and its sad that others like Johnny Depp have not followed his lead. I hope that some of Mr Depp’s colleagues will speak out against this type of rhetoric as strongly as they would if his comments were directed to a democrat elected official.”

Glastonbury continues tomorrow with a headline performance from Foo Fighters, The National, Katy Perry, Alt-J, Phoenix, Craig David, Father John Misty and many more.

Many are reminding the public the Depp is a wife beater, drug addict, alcoholic and all-around bad guy.

Here’s over an hour exposing the Dipstick menace:

If you want to contact Johnny Depp’s management company:

Twitter handle- @caaspeakers

Phone #- 424-288-2000

Link to Creative Artists Agency

6 thoughts on “Johnny Dipstick Says He’s Sorry

  1. “In an official statement, the White House said: “President Trump has condemned violence in all forms”.

    This heap plenty wampum. Him Trump not smoking him dem peace pipe. Him flinging plenty Tomahawks attam them sand nigger tea towel heads. Him Trump also sendem dem bees and Hornets him shoot plenty bullets at dem Sleeping Bear. That Hornet him plenty powerful flying firestick, him white man magic. Not good plan, pokin dem big strong Bear widdem dat stick. Him Trump he be de dumbass fool. Maybe him bin drinkin plenty dat firewater.

    • LOL. In Orwellian new speak war isn’t violence, I presume. You may remember that Trump was smeared by the press for urging his followers to “throw out” the demonstrators at his rallies. At least one is suing him for being kicked out–an entitled Negress.

      • Any President against violence will enter the ashcan of history. Violent Presidents are famous and get lots of monuments and emoluments.

  2. Johnny is a transgender F to M. Amber Heard is a Tranny. Did you know that he used to call her slim as she never ate anything to stay skinny. He is not gay nor is Amber. That is what they call themselves because they are trying to keep their real gender quiet. Like most of Hollywood. Please wake up people.

    • Johnny Depp is a tattooed freak as well. Most of these hollyweird degenerates are not that bright or attractive (if you’ve seen them in real life you’ll know what I’m talking about). The tranny issue is a big one. If you want to piss off the enemy mention trannies or vaccines and watch them go apeshit.

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