Florida Cop Interrupts Two Fags Trying to Join the Mile High Club

THE FLORIDA CAPITAL. A FAVORITE PLACE FOR FAG SEX.

Faggots are just like us other than their same sex attraction. Or so we are told over and over by the queer lobby, which includes the press, Hollywood, and even churches.

Pope Francis asked, “Who am I to judge?”

That papal utterance alone is enough to tell us that he’s not qualified to be a religious leader.

Anonymous sex, sometimes delivered through a bathroom “glory hole,” is not normal. Neither is public sex of any kind in a stall in a men’s bathroom.

Our two randy gay boys in this story, bored with normal anonymous sex, sought a new thrill–the Florida mile high club.

The Gaily Grind

Two Florida men were caught red handed by a police officer as they attempted to join Tallahassee’s version of the ‘Grindr Mile High Club’ at the Florida Capitol last week, reports the Tallahassee Democrat.

An officer with Capitol Police went into a men’s restroom on the 22nd Floor to wash his hands at around 12:45 p.m on April 3, when he observed “two pairs of shoes in the handicap stall that were nowhere near the toilet or sink,” according to a Florida Department of Law Enforcement report.

The Tallahassee Democrat reports:

At about the same time, one of the men looked over the stall divider to see who’d come in. The officer heard what sounded like clothes being put back on and ordered the men, ages 20 and 21, to come out of the stall.

One of the men said they’d decided to hook up on the top floor at the Capitol after meeting on the gay dating app Grindr. He admitted to the officer they were having intercourse in the restroom stall, but he later denied making such a statement.

Neither man was charged in the incident because the officer did “not witness any lewd or lascivious behavior.”

They were escorted off the Capitol grounds and each issued trespass warnings for the Capitol Complex and several other state offices.

4 thoughts on “Florida Cop Interrupts Two Fags Trying to Join the Mile High Club

  1. It appears they were in the perfect place! Isn’t it a fact that the low life we elect into political positions are for the most part queer? Isn’t that how they are controlled by their rear ended and strap on appetites? Not to mention the little children stuff but don’t want to go there! So I think all queers and transgender mental illness types should be encouraged and applauded for passing the pork to each other in all government bathrooms..maybe on a point system with the White House being the ultimate in point accumulation! What’s the odds the only straight guy, probably, in the state house walked in on these 2fruity perverts …

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