Have A Laugh Comic Strip: There’s a New Unicorn in Town

Another horny male joke!

If you see a $100 bill on your windshield you’re being targeted here’s what to do

Published on Jun 4, 2017

In fact, you might find your luck going from good to bad instantly if you fall for this scam spreading across the US.

Take a look at the signs so you’ll be prepared if you get targeted.

You know the old saying “If something seems too good to be true…it is?” Well, that’s certainly the case if you come across cash on your windshield.

CNN Producer: Voters “Stupid as Sh*t”

Between Donald Trump and James O’Keefe, plus the efforts of thousands at 4 chan, 8 chan, blogs, etc, CNN has been destroyed.

Demand that your local airport turn it off.

From the youtube information box:

Published on Jun 30, 2017

Project Veritas’ newest video from the American Pravda: CNN series exposes Jimmy Carr, the Associate Producer for CNN’s New Day attacking President Donald Trump and admitting that CNN has a left-leaning bias.

When asked by an undercover journalist if CNN is impartial, Carr plainly responded, “In theory.”

NYC Mass Shooter Identified as Immigrant Medical Doctor from Nigeria

DR. HENRY BELLO, FROM NIGERIA. HAD THREATENED REVENGE FOR TWO YEARS. SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEPORTED.

The link below offers a video report by the local CBS station on Dr. Henry Bello. This info is the latest I could find.

Bello is our new poster boy for the failure of nonwhite immigration to America. We import these low IQ apes who have weak abilities and/or credentials and claim to be able to do jobs they are unqualified to do. This one was fired for sexual harassment.

He also had a substantial record of petty crime. Is that what you expect from your doctor?

Immigration reform, such as barring nonwhite immigrants, is a necessity. Just ask Kate Steinle and the victims of today’s shooting.

CBS Local New York

The gunman who opened fire inside Bronx-Lebanon Hospital Center, killing a female doctor and wounding six other victims before turning the gun on himself has been identified as Dr. Henry Bello, a former hospital employee.

Sources tell CBS2 he resigned in 2015 amid allegations of sexual harassment. He previously worked in family medicine.

Bello was also arrested in 2004 for allegedly groping a woman in Manhattan, sources say.

Bello entered the hospital wearing what looked like a white lab coat, hiding an AR15 rifle underneath.

Sources say the 45-year-old was searching for one employee before opening fire.

NYPD Commissioner James O’Neill said Bello apparently tried to set himself on fire, then died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

Witness Dione Morales, who said she has been coming to the hospital for 17 years, told CBS2’s Valerie Castro that Bello was let go “because I guess they figured he was unstable.”

“He said he was going to do this,” she said. “It was said that he said he was going to kill people two years ago when he was let go – two years.”

“Now look what happened,” she added.

CBS2’s Erin Logan spoke with residents near Bello’s last known address on East 2nd Street in the East Village. Some said they recognized him, others did not.

Sources say Bello hasn’t been in town for about a year and was living in California. He just made his way back to the area earlier this week.

One man who has lived in the neighborhood for eight to nine years said he recognized Bello and couldn’t believe the news.

“When things like that do happen, it hits you right at home where you’re like holy smokes, wow,” he said. “By far he does not look like the type of person – all the more reason why it should be more scary.”

Sources Bello had a limited permit to practice as an international medical graduate student and was working in family practice – in effect from 2014 to 2016.

A former neighbor, who did not want to show her face, said she last saw him around that time and was shocked to hear about this tragic afternoon.

“Would never expect something like that from him,” she said. “He was a nice guy — really sweet, really helpful, always happy.”

Sources say Bello was upset after leaving the hospital, alleging racism and discrimination.

Late Friday evening, detectives were spending some time talking to people who may have known Bello while he was living in the East 2nd Street building, while everyone was just trying to make sense of it all.

Heavy offers more details. It seems the ape tried to set fire to himself or the hospital, but the sprinkler system put it out.

That’s reported to be when he turned the gun on himself.

Hospital Panic as Fired Negro Exacts Revenge, Shooting 7 While Killing One

HENRY BELLO. BRONX SHOOTER.

The mainstream media will not ask the obvious question: Was the black shooter who sent a hospital into panic mode an equal opportunity shooter, or did he target just European-Americans?

Another obvious question: Does he have a history of conflict with white people or of expressing hatred of whites on social media?

Whatever the answers to these questions, today’s shootings are a reminder that it’s dangerous to hire black males because the people you hire today are possibly going to be the people you fire tomorrow.

Excerpt from the New York Daily News

A medical worker who was canned from Bronx Lebanon Hospital returned to his former workplace with an assault rifle and a deadly grudge Friday afternoon, shooting seven employees and killing one of them, before turning his weapon on himself after failing to set himself on fire, officials said.

The shooter, Henry Bello, 45, was found dead sprawled out on a hospital hallway from a self-inflicted gunshot wound with the victim he killed nearby, according to NYPD Commissioner James O’Neill. The victim who died was a doctor, according to Mayor de Blasio.

“We’ve had real tragedy here in the Bronx this afternoon,” de Blasio said at a press conference outside the Morris Heights medical center. “It’s something we’ve seen around the country and now we’ve experienced it here.”

Wearing a white lab coat, Bello began his rampage at about 2:45 p.m., opening fire several times at his former colleagues on the hospital’s 16th floor. His shooting spree ended one floor above, police said.

he mayor said five of his victims were in serious condition. Another suffered a gunshot wound to the leg.

“As you know, the shooter killed himself but not before having done horrible damage,” de Blasio said. “Our hearts go out to the family of the doctor who passed away.”

As shots rang out, panicked patients and hospital personnel barricaded themselves in their rooms.

“I was in the middle of getting an X-ray when security alerted us to the active shooter situation and locked us in,” patient Felix Puno, who was hunkered down in the fourth floor radiology department, told the Daily News. “Police are here doing a floor-by-floor sweep.”

Ronald Rogerson, 59, was on the seventh floor of the hospital awaiting an orthopedic appointment when he heard the gunfire.

“The lights started going off, alarms started going off and stuff,” he said.

SHOOTER HENRY BELLO LIES DEAD BY HIS OWN HAND.

Bello used to work in the family medicine unit and is a licensed pharmacy technician.

“Active shooting in Bronx Lebanon Hospital … Man dressed all in black. Smoke from the 16th floor,” the NYPD Special Operations Division posted to Twitter.

Police swept the hospital searching for the shooter and found a trail of blood leading from the second to the eighth floor.

ABC7 reported that two of the victims were women and one was dead. The New York Times reported that three of the victims were doctors.

“I heard two doctors got shot 20 times, both of them,” said Jasmine Mercado, 24. “They said the person was going from the ninth floor to the eighth floor shooting.”

The hospital was evacuated, while some people barricaded themselves inside.

At least 20 people barricaded themselves in a lab on the 15th floor — and blocked the door so well they needed the FDNY to help get them out, officials said.

More than 100 cop cars swarmed the hospital and shut the building down.

An FDNY EMS Counterterrorism unit responded to search for victims with the NYPD.

“Karate Hottie” Michelle Waterson Goes TOTALLY NUDE for New Photoshoot

Creepy.

Do men (or women) want to see a manly bodied Asian female naked?

Count me out.

The puff piece on the “Karate Hottie” is intended to blur the distinction between the sexes. In my honest opinion, any man who is sexually attracted to the so-called hottie is a latent homosexual.

It’s reasonable to speculate that this photoshoot, courtesy of leftist ESPN, is intended to entice men into homosexual relationships. If the thing in the photo above had a penis, would anyone be surprised?

Is it even possible for a woman to develop muscles like those without taking steroids or some other muscle building drug?

Excerpt from the Daily Mail

UFC strawweight Michelle Waterson has just been revealed as the fifth professional athlete to pose nude for ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue.

Michelle, 31, is known as the ‘Karate Hottie’ in her field, and it’s clear why as she’s stripped down for her photoshoot.

The super-strong brunette is featured totally naked, throwing up a high kick as she faces away from the camera — giving readers a full view of her backside.

In an interview with the magazine, which hits stands July 7, Michelle said she has no qualms about calling herself ‘hot’ and using the nickname fans have dreamed up for her.

‘I like my Karate Hottie nickname,’ she said. ‘I think it’s catchy. I don’t mind saying that I’m hot. If you want to underestimate your opponent [because of her nickname], for sure, go ahead.’

That being said, being sexy isn’t her top priority.

‘Your body changes [doing MMA],’ she said. ‘You lose body fat, and that means you lose breast tissue. Your shoulders get broad, and you get scraped from the gloves. I do it because I love to do it.

‘I could definitely be doing something else if I just wanted to look hot.’

She hasn’t always been quite as confident, and admitted that the stretch marks she developed while pregnant were once a point of insecurity.

Michelle and her husband Joshua Gomez have a six-year-old daughter named Araya, who often comes to her mom’s fights.

‘For a long time, I was embarrassed about my stretch marks. Now I embrace them, because for me it was like this nest that I created to grow this little human in my body, and I’m proud of that. They are like my battle wounds,’ she said.

Battle wounds to be sure — Michelle added that giving birth was way more painful than any injury she’s ever sustained in the ring.

‘There is nothing that compares to the pain of childbirth,’ she said.

‘On a scale of 1-10, any pain I’ve taken in the ring would rank a 6, and childbirth is a 10. Now I know that if I can get through 12 hours of labor, then I can get through a 25-minute fight.’

There are about 20 more photos at the Daily Mail. Here are two more.

Artsy, eh? Too bad that artsy can’t hide ugly.

That’s my opinion. What’s yours?

The Old Fake Penis and Blindfold Trick: Woman Found Guilty of Tricking Woman into Sex by Pretending to be a Man

GAYLE NEWLAND. HER PROSTHETIC PENIS TURNED HER INTO A MAN IN THE DARK.

Sky News

A woman has been found guilty of pretending to be a man to trick her female friend into having sex.

A court heard how 27-year-old Gayle Newland, of Willaston, Cheshire, created an online persona to satisfy her sexual urges.

Newland was found guilty of committing sexual assault using a prosthetic penis without the victim’s consent during a retrial at Manchester Crown Court.

In November 2015 she was jailed for eight years after she was convicted of the same offence at Chester Crown Court but the conviction was quashed by the Court of Appeal last December.

A retrial was ordered after it was found that the trial judge’s summing up of the case was not fair and balanced.

Newland persuaded the victim to wear a blindfold at all times when they met and she only realised she was having sex with her when she finally took it off.

The defendant claimed the woman was fully aware she was pretending to be Kye Fortune – a Facebook profile she created at the age of 15 in which she used an American man’s photographs and videos as they engaged in role play while struggling with their sexuality.

Newland denied that a blindfold had been used as they had sex on about 10 occasions at the victim’s flat in Chester in 2013.

She also told the court she did not strap bandages to her chest or wear a swimsuit and a woollen hat to hide her appearance.

The court heard Newland spent “hundreds” of hours talking on the telephone to her friend as Kye and had spent more than 100 hours in each other’s company.

The complainant said these encounters included her wearing a blindfold at all times together – including watching television and even on a car journey.

Prosecutor Simon Medland QC told the jury: “This manipulative, deceitful and very crafty young woman went to such astonishing lengths to control the complainant’s life and make her do the things the defendant wanted her to do.”

The verdicts can be reported after reporting restrictions imposed at the start of the retrial were lifted.

Newland was found guilty of three counts of sexual assault and cleared of a fourth count.

She cried in the dock, shook her head and said: “I can’t go back to jail.”

The Recorder of Manchester, Judge David Stockdale QC, granted Newland bail ahead of sentencing on 20 July but he told her the “overwhelming likelihood” was that she would receive “a significant immediate custodial sentence”.

More about this unusual case can be read at metro.co.uk. That site covers the victim’s impact statement. She claims to have been devasted to learn that her boyfriend was not a weird guy, but an even weirder woman.