College Student Who Stabbed Boyfriend Spared Jail Because of Her Talent


Lovely Lavinia got lucky.

A judge has used his discretion to let the 24 year old avoid time in jail after she was convicted of stabbing her boyfriend during a drunken argument.

The question is whether justice was served.

Let’s discuss that question after the story.

The Telegraph

An Oxford University student who stabbed her boyfriend could be spared jail after a judge said she had an “extraordinary” talent for medicine.

Lavinia Woodward, 24, who studied at Christ Church College, Oxford, stabbed her Cambridge-educated boyfriend in the leg on December 30 last year following a row.

The pair had a drink and drug-fuelled argument, and Woodward punched and swiped at the victim with a bread knife.

She then stabbed the man before hurling a laptop, glass and a jam jar at him.


Prosecutor Cathy Olliver said Woodward met her ex-boyfriend on Tinder.

The pair had a row, and when he threatened to call Woodward’s mother, his then-girlfriend punched him before picking up a bread knife and stabbing him in the leg.

The victim, believed to be a PhD student at Cambridge University, had begun dating Woodward earlier in the term after they met on dating app Tinder.

She admitted a charge of unlawful wounding at Oxford Crown Court and Judge Ian Pringle said the offence would normally mean a custodial sentence.

But he then deferred sentencing for a period of four months and hinted that she would not be jailed – because of her ”extraordinary” talent.

He said: “It seems to me that if this was a one-off, a complete one-off, to prevent this extraordinarily able young lady from not following her long-held desire to enter the profession she wishes to, would be a sentence which would be too severe.

“What you did will never, I know, leave you but it was pretty awful, and normally it would attract a custodial sentence, whether it is immediate or suspended.”

The court was told her college will allow her to return to in October because she “is that bright” and has had articles published in medical journals.

However, she is unlikely to be able to become a surgeon as her criminal conviction would have to be disclosed, said Jim Sturman QC, defending.

Woodward’s name appears on articles published in medical journals including the Annals of Thoracic Surgery, Hypertension, and The Journal of Physiology.

A source said that her ambition had been to cure heart disease, and added that she had come top of her year in the pre-clinical tests that all Oxford medical students take at the end of their third year.


According to her Facebook page she attended Sir James Henderson British School of Milan, a £16,000-a-year international school in the Italian city.

She left the school in 2011 and began her degree at Oxford in the same year.

She had had a “very troubled life” and had been abused by another former partner, her defence lawyer told the court.

Woodward, who was present in court for the sentencing hearing, is currently believed to be on holiday in Barbados. She is set to return to the university for the next academic year.

After the case Mr Sturman said that Woodward had been making “every effort” to get her life back on track and added: “She has been seeing a counsellor. This is not a soft option – this is a judge giving her a fair chance to prove herself.”

Let’s be clear about one thing: Nobody would want a surgeon operating on them who has used drugs, and drinks to excess, while having a temper tantrum like Lavinia had.

Thus, the claim that she won’t be able to operate on people is appropriate, if there is follow through by the authorities.

As for the rest of it, there’s no good reason that I can see that her sentence should be less than others in similar circumstances. In fact, her intelligence should have kept her in greater control of her temper. Furthermore, her intellgence would make it more likely that a bit of time in jail would actually have a deterrent effect on her.

Dare I say that what I think has happened here is that a male judge has been besotted with Lavinia’s good looks and been swayed to deviate from the simple principle that justice should be blind.

That’s kind of hard to do with pictures Of Lovely Livvy dancing in a man’s mind. Pictures like the ones below.

17 thoughts on “College Student Who Stabbed Boyfriend Spared Jail Because of Her Talent

  1. Ridiculous! Corporal punishment plus a year’s loss of civil rights and wardship to the state, unpaid labor and depoprovera for that whole year. If she learned her lesson, then original status regained. Her talent is nothing that millions of other men (and women for that matter) lack, she needs to develop a talent for being a wife and mother.

    Am I too harsh?

    • You are right. She does have a large brow, big head, big hands, long arms and no hips. She is a very attractive for a boy. Now a days, I do not think any women gets away with anything unless you are a man. I maybe wrong. But I do not think so as I am a real women.

      • bonnienino
        Hmm.. Now you mention, and after another look, I think you may be right. Look at the jawline in the ‘studying’ and ‘water’ pictures…

  2. Threatened to call her mother?
    A scratch on the leg?
    Reports it to the rozzers?

    She should have stabbed the ponce in the place where there once was a cock.

    She’s welcome to cure my heart disease any old time

  3. Mmmm yummie. But if I’m the judge, she still does the time. Equal justice under the law is supposed to be just that. She’s an adult.Time to start acting like one, and time to accept the consequences of your actions. It’s called “responsibility” and it comes with adulthood. A pretty bright young thing like that should never even find herself as a defendant in a courtroom.

    • That’s all very high minded and admirable etc.

      I’m less a (((utopian))) delusional, and more a priority driven Col Kurtzian.

      Had she butchered the worthless gimp, her stock could only rise my estimation.

      In that,
      though she may have concentrated her atavistic ire on an easily contempible and piffling obiect to hand,
      at least her heart and aesthetic/spiritual instinct’s were in the right place.

      As to prioritization.

      First kyknogwogfag, and afterwards,
      young White women snared by pedopederast vermin vomited by Oxfag, Gaytmbridge and their local yagoda’s.

      Who by then will amount to 0.

      Stab on sweetheart i say!

      When the cockchopping toddlergobbler’s are retrospectively factored in, Sherlock Holmes style, this isn’t the least accurate contemporaneous pop observation…

      • Jan
        Would you support her beau had he turned the tables, beaten the shit out of her and then stabbed her?
        She’s a fruit-cake.
        I’ve been out with a couple of women like this. They will do their damndest to bring-out the worst in men, pushing them until they react with violence. i’ve walked before raising a hand. These women can’t help themselves. they seem to need the violence. You’ll notice she’s admitted being in an abusive relationship in the past. At 24, I’d bet she’s had several.

      • Mr Scuttle.
        I see, and in theory, agree with your take on crazy, drunk, uber-harpie’s brandishing sharp object’s threateningly at one’s person.
        Along with its attendant joy’s and sorrows.
        I too know that song.

        To see another solution is’nt to disagree.

        I’m just dismayed by gossipy faggotized modern White “man’s” squeals and running to mummy.

        Whereas in not far past day’s of blase manhood ,
        before being queered by anne frankenstein’s gar goyl and demon-fluid rambam-alama,
        drooling pavlovia,
        mazlov heirarchy of obequious servility.

        It turn’s my guts.

        I’m very shallow when it comes to matter’s of earthly m/f mortal combat unto death.
        “Ah ffs, you mad witch. what are you like”,
        being my own probable reaction.

        Not shaming myself in front of an international audience of jeering, leering buffoon’s.
        Not after the last time,hehehehe…

        I could tell you some thing’s about benny hillsteinbergenbelsenbuttboy .

        All the best to yoo and yoors!

  4. Drunk and drug fueled argument, stabbed him, going to be a Doctor.

    That should all end well. Old Harold Shipman may have a protege on the up here.


    Maybe the judge went hard on her, then limp afterwards? Did they have a private session in his chambers?

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