Very Weird Mystery Meat Female Alleged to Have Hidden Cocaine in her Vagina

SYDNEY MICHELLE CARDEN.

Do you know where YOUR cocaine has been?

Hopefully not in the hoo-haa of the mystery meat creature, pictured above.

My San Antonio

An Austin woman, arrested Tuesday for allegedly possessing methamphetamine, was later found to have hidden cocaine in her vagina, according to court documents.

Sydney Michelle Carden, 28, faces a state jail felony charge of possession of a controlled substance less than 1 gram and a third-degree felony charge of possession of a controlled substance between 1 and 4 grams, according to online jail records.

Police in Austin conducted a traffic stop on a speeding vehicle at about 4 a.m. Tuesday in the 5000 block of East State Highway 71. During the traffic stop, the officer searched the vehicle after smelling alcohol coming from inside. Carden was in the front passenger seat and the officer found a .18 grams of meth in a bag near where she was sitting, according to an arrest affidavit.

She was arrested and taken to Travis County Central Booking.

Later that morning, officials conducted a strip search and they found a small bag with smaller bags of a white powdery substance inside her vagina. The substance tested positive for cocaine and weighed about 2.3 grams, making the offense a third-degree felony, an arrest affidavit said.

If convicted, Carden faces up to two years in prison for the state jail felony and up to 10 years in prison for the third-degree felony.

Checking out women’s hoo-haas is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

Where do I apply?

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5 thoughts on “Very Weird Mystery Meat Female Alleged to Have Hidden Cocaine in her Vagina

  1. She must be very dumb that she could not get rid of the cocaine somewhere in the lock house, e.g. basin, toilet etc. Or just dump the power on the floor, under furniture, bedding etc.. The bags were a problem and would have had her fingerprints on them.
    She must have hoped that it would not be found and she could keep it? Greed.

  2. Sad, that this girl appears to be Caucasian. The mud races are responsible for our drug epidemic. This all falls into the jew plan to destroy the Caucasian race.

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