Yum, yum. I’m drooling with lust.
Advice to any young male who ends up having sex with any of them: Make sure she has no cutting implement of any kind or you may end up missing your male member. If she’s drunk, however, be sure to put on a red MAGA cap during sex. That will freak her out. It will be the best sex you ever had.
Four North Carolina women were charged for allegedly painting anti-police, anti-Donald Trump and Black Lives Matter slogans on several businesses and a police car.
Boone police said Taryn Bledsoe, 22, Juliana Grainger, 22, Elizabeth Prier, 22, and Hannah Seay, 21, were arrested late last week. They were charged with seven counts of misdemeanor graffiti and one count of damaging personal property.
Police said the woman caused about $10,000 worth of damage.
Police said a tip from High Country Crime Stoppers led to the arrests.
“I stated this case was a priority for us,” police Chief Dana Crawford said. “Thanks to the involvement of citizens who came forward, we resolved this case in short order. I applaud the community for their overwhelming response. I would also like to thank High Country Crime Stoppers for their invaluable service.”
There’s not much detail offered on the ladies or their motivations, but I sense a Pulitzer Prize awaiting some enterprising journalist who can tell us more. These girls could become the face of modern feminism. They’ve been indoctrinated into loving blacks, hating cops, and despising Donald Trump. Isn’t that what feminism is about today?
The comments at the Fayetteville Observer-Journal are funny. It happens that way when the reader is left in the dark about the perps.
Some say the ladies are students at Appalachian State University in Boone, North Carolina. Others just call them “tramps,” and other names like “white trash.”
Do you think the four tramps can be rehabilitated? Or, as one commenter suggested, DO THEY NEED A MAN TO BEAT THEIR ASS?