Handsome and classy Deonte Thompson pulled a “muh dik” that landed him in jail. How dare any woman resist his advances!
A Baton Rouge man has been arrested after allegedly asking a Circle K worker if she wanted him to masturbate in front of her, and then proceeding to do so.
Deonte Jarell Thompson, 24, of Bard Avenue in Baton Rouge, was arrested after video surveillance showed him in the store during the incident on Sept. 6.
According to a female Circle K employee, Thompson entered the store at 4527 Perkins road and asked her if she wanted him to “nut on the counter,” according to an affidavit. The woman replied no, and advised him to leave or she would contact police.
Thompson proceeded to pull down his pants, expose his penis and ejaculate onto the front counter of the business before leaving.
Thompson was identified in surveillance footage, was selected out of a six-person lineup and was also matched to the DNA found on the counter.
Dindus gon’ dindu. Ain’t dat rite?