Mack Daddy Negro Masturbates on Convenience Store Counter to Impress Woman Cashier

DEONTE THOMPSON.

Handsome and classy Deonte Thompson pulled a “muh dik” that landed him in jail. How dare any woman resist his advances!

The Advocate

A Baton Rouge man has been arrested after allegedly asking a Circle K worker if she wanted him to masturbate in front of her, and then proceeding to do so.

Deonte Jarell Thompson, 24, of Bard Avenue in Baton Rouge, was arrested after video surveillance showed him in the store during the incident on Sept. 6.

According to a female Circle K employee, Thompson entered the store at 4527 Perkins road and asked her if she wanted him to “nut on the counter,” according to an affidavit. The woman replied no, and advised him to leave or she would contact police.

Thompson proceeded to pull down his pants, expose his penis and ejaculate onto the front counter of the business before leaving.

Thompson was identified in surveillance footage, was selected out of a six-person lineup and was also matched to the DNA found on the counter.

Dindus gon’ dindu. Ain’t dat rite?

bug eyed black weird man

5 thoughts on “Mack Daddy Negro Masturbates on Convenience Store Counter to Impress Woman Cashier

  1. Pingback: Mack Daddy Negro Masturbates on Convenience Store Counter to Impress Woman Cashier | Afro Futurism

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (takes a breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. “… matched to the DNA found on the counter” Hahahahahaha….They ain’t smart enough to figure out that one out. May as well leave his name and address.

    And the google complains about how they are over represented in the penal system.

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