Monkey Man Breaks into Restaurant and Eats a Dozen Bananas

A rude burglar with a taste for bananas must have escaped from the zoo. What else would explain scarfing down a dozen bananas other than that he’s part monkey?

Daily Mail

A man has been captured on surveillance video breaking into a restaurant and eating nearly a dozen bananas.

The man helped himself to the food at The Sexy Salad in Hauppauge, Long Island at about 1.45am on Saturday morning.

He was filmed standing over a crate of bananas and eating slowly eating them before also devouring 10 bags of potato chips and a number of raspberry pecan bars and muffins.

The man later urinated in a garbage can and fell asleep in the middle of the kitchen floor.

Police said the man woke up at one point and fled the restaurant before the owner arrived the following morning.

He left a New York State driver’s license and a watch at the scene.
The owner of the store, John Robertson, told ABC7 that based on the surveillance footage he believed the burglar was drunk and hungry.

If you see this creature, be sure to guard your bananas.

5 thoughts on “Monkey Man Breaks into Restaurant and Eats a Dozen Bananas

  1. Pingback: Monkey Man Breaks into Restaurant and Eats a Dozen Bananas | Afro Futurism

  2. “…based on the surveillance footage he believed the burglar was drunk and hungry.”
    No shit, Sherlock!
    (I reckon he’d been at the wacky baccy and had a serious case of the munchies.)

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