Mud Man Mohammed with bionic penis is ‘too tired’ to have sex with scores of female admirers

SEX WORKER (WHORE) CHARLOTTE ROSE TOOK MUD MAN’S VIRGINITY.

Women want a piece of mud man’s 8 inches.

I wonder what color the pieces of shit UK doctors gave mud man. Did they try to match it to his shade of brown or just tell him he could have any color so long as it’s white.

metro.co.uk

A man with a bionic penis has been inundated with offers of sex but says he is too tired to take advantage of any of them.

Mohammed Abad, 44, lost his virginity to a prostitute in April after being fitted with the £70,000 eight inch prosthetic in 2012.

But he doesn’t seem in a rush to go for another round and has blamed his long work hours as a security guard.

‘I get a lot of messages from women online who ask me if I will have sex with them,’ he told the Star on Sunday.

‘They’ve heard about my bionic penis and they want to try it out. They are all very intrigued and think I can make love for hours.

‘It’s not that I don’t want to and I get offers, but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.’

Mr Abad’s bionic penis becomes erect when he presses a button in his testicles and it fills with liquid stored in his stomach.

He also revealed his parents were currently looking for a second wife for him and he was looking forward to consummating the marriage this time round.

His first wife apparently left him because he couldn’t have children.

Mr Abad, from Edinburgh, lost his penis in a traffic accident when he was just six years old.

Muslims lie. There are lots of fruitcake women in the world. I doubt that very many of them are desperate enough to want to climb in the sack with an ugly brown turd like mud man.

Nothing to worry about here. With a little luck mud man’s bionic part will short out when he takes a bath. With a little more luck he’ll be electrocuted.

And Charlotte Rose (Rosen? Jewish?) will find no one willing to pay her for her … um … services any more.

PROSTIE CHARLOTTE’S ROMP WITH MUD MAN WOULD TURN ANY MAN’S **** SOFT.
Charlotte-Rose

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