These types of lists are popping up all over the Internet. This one looks reasonably complete.
Who is the one person you’ll be happiest to see leave? Mine is foul-mouthed feminist (((Amy Schumer.)))
1. Jon Stewart – Comedian
“[I’m] getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers.”
2. Chelsea Handler – Comedian
“All these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”
3. Miley Cyrus – Singer
Cyrus said she’s “Gonna vom/move out da country” if Trump wins.
4. Neve Campbell – Actress
Campbell vowed to move back to Canada if Trump wins.
5. Lena Dunham – Comedian
“I love Canada. I think that it’s a great place, and there’s an area in Vancouver that I find beautiful and appealing, and I can conduct business from there.”
6. Cher – Singer/Actress
“If [Trump] were to be elected, I’m moving to Jupiter.”
7. Al Sharpton – Activist
“I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins. Only because he’d probably have me deported anyhow.”
8. Spike Lee – Director
9. Barbra Streisand – Singer
Promised to move to Australia or Canada if Trump wins.
10. Amy Schumer – Comedian
“My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish. Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won.”
11. Samuel L. Jackson – Actor
“If that motherf*cker becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa.”
12. Natasha Lyonne – Actress
13. George Lopez – Comedian
“If he wins, he won’t have to worry about immigration. We’ll all go back.”
14. Raven-Symoné – TV Host
The talk show host promised to move to Canada “if any Republican gets nominated.”
15. Whoopi Goldberg – Comedian/TV Host
“Maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”
16. Bryan Cranston – Actor
“I would definitely move. It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t.”