Madonna Promises a “blowjob” to Hillary Clinton Voters

MADONNA IN 2008 AFTER ALLEGEDLY SUFFERING AN ANKLE INJURY. LOOKS LIKE DRUGS TO ME.
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The prospect of obtaining “favors” from Madonna for voting for Hillary ought to be enough to make a man vote for Donald Trump.

I expect that after Madge will find Bill Clinton to be first in line to receive her magic kiss. At which point afterward, we can expect a wild explosion in the STD infection rate in America.

BTW, Hillary may want some of that mouth action too.

New York Post Page Six

Madonna really wants you to vote for Hillary Clinton.

Opening for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night, the pop icon offered to perform oral sex on anyone who voted for the Democratic presidential nominee.

“One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” she said before bringing out Schumer.

The singer showed that nearing her 60s has done nothing to curb her famously raunchy outlook on life in a video of the moment posted to Twitter.

“And I’m good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, yeah,” the 58-year-old said. “And I do swallow.”

This is far from the first time Madonna has made clear just where she stands on the political spectrum. In June, she shared her excitement at meeting President Barack Obama backstage at “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,” writing on Instagram that the “cosmic convergence” of Leos left her speechless.

Later in Tuesday’s Madison Square Garden show, Schumer addressed reports that 200 people walked out of her show in Tampa on Sunday after she criticized Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, according to the Associated Press.

The comedian read from a letter titled “Dear Tampa,” and sarcastically apologized for thinking it was “OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views.”

10 thoughts on “Madonna Promises a “blowjob” to Hillary Clinton Voters

  1. Vote for hilary and get a blow job from Madonna…. I guess it can’t hurt to have another reason not to vote for hilary

    I stopped attending comedy shows some time back because of the political nonsense in them

    • Attacked by African mob?? She did enjoy the experience & I’m sure in her generosity she shred her STD with those Africans ??? Maybe even AIDS ??

  2. Madonna has always looked like a Jew to me and her success hints at Jew patronage. She looks evil and she looks like a druggie. I think she should drop the eye contact part, yuk! Jew or not Jew gives her a 7 which is quite high. They write………

    “But Madonna is a Kabbalist — a sect of Judaism (read: cult) that studies the Kabbalah, the book of Jewish mysticism that tells you how to create life, make a golem, and bake a really good noodle kugel (hopefully without the apples, blech!) “

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