Breaking: Gorilla on the Loose in London, England

UPDATE: THE UNIDENTIFIED GORILLA HAS BEEN TRANQUILIZED. READ MORE AT FOX NEWS.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/146970485@N04/30269199946/in/dateposted-public/

Pray that the world does not have to witness another Harambe situation.

Stay safe, big guy.

The Sun

A GORILLA has escaped from its enclosure at London Zoo and has been on the run for THREE HOURS.

Video footage emerged of armed police hunting the escaped beast at the popular tourist attraction.

13 thoughts on “Breaking: Gorilla on the Loose in London, England

  1. Pingback: Breaking: Gorilla on the Loose in London, England | zooforyou

  2. Ah merry England.. . I recently visited Kampala on business…..thought I was back in London….saw a white guy in the hotel bar ,straight away made a beeline for him,well tried to,had to run the gauntlet through the frigging prostitutes ,they were as thick as flies on a rotting corpse! Anyway,this white guy turns around and it was an albino! ….damn,the white skin didn’t do him any favours! Needless to say,I went back to my room and finished off a bottle of scotch…..purely for medicinal purposes…..Woke up at sparrow fart to the Muslim screaming through loudspeakers. …..ah,it’s good to be home in England…..oh cripes ,I’m still in Africa…..

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