Hundreds of Penn State Students Take to the Streets After Reports of Creepy Clown Sightings

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Mass delusion? Or a Soros plot to make us demand martial law to protect us from the clowns?

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A large group of Penn State students decided to take action overnight after rumors about possible creepy clown sightings on campus started spreading on social media. Rather than locking their doors and cowering in fear, hundreds, if not thousands, of students took to the streets to find the clowns.

The Penn State incident is the latest in a series of creepy clown sightings that have been reported across the country in recent months. Police departments have reportedly been flooded with an increase in calls about creepy clowns, and an Ohio school district even canceled classes last week over a reported clown attack.

But when the rumors about clown sightings started spreading around Penn State on Monday night, students apparently decided they weren’t about to let a creepy clown terrorize the campus. OnwardState.com reports groups of students started to gather on campus just before midnight, and that quickly turned into a large mob that converged on the Quad.

Some students were not taking any chances and were reportedly spotted carrying tennis rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs, and baseball bats. The mob then started to move beyond campus, all the while growing larger as it headed towards the downtown area.

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“I don’t care about your race, color, or creed. F**k the clown,” one student was overheard saying, according to a local reporter.

Another student, however, attempted to remind everyone that clowns are people too.

“That clown is someone’s son,” the student reportedly said.

As the mob continued to grow and word spread around campus, the “clown hunt” seemed to become the social event of the semester.

“The crowd was just running in the street — there hasn’t been any vandalism, hasn’t been any loitering. There hasn’t been any criminal activity at all,” a police officer told OnwardState.com.

It is reportedly still unclear how the rumors started, but some believe the hysteria may have started as some sort of fraternity prank.

No clowns were ultimately discovered, and after about an hour and half of running around the campus and downtown area, the crowd eventually returned home.

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2 thoughts on “Hundreds of Penn State Students Take to the Streets After Reports of Creepy Clown Sightings

  1. “some believe the hysteria may have started as some sort of fraternity prank.”
    Only some?

    “spotted carrying tennis rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs, and baseball bats.”
    What use would these be if confronting Ihe Joker who is heavily armed and planning a massacre? Better to tool up if clowns are about.
    With any luck the Insane Clown Posse will get the shit beaten out of them.

    • I’m with the clowns on this.
      TPTB like to tell us that education hasn’t been dumbed-down but one quick look at the on-campus bullshit re ‘safe paces’ and the drowning-out of real debate shows the truth. Try to find open and factually correct discussion on immigration, race issues, media control, foreign policy, government corruption… you’ll find an abundance on LGBTQWERTY, ‘white guilt’, ‘rights’, SJW ‘policing’ of actions and thoughts…
      And look what happens if you mention clowns!

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