OY VEY! IT’S LIKE A MINI UNITED NATIONS.
Such diversity. Such cultural enrichment. My goodness, the strength that diversity brought to that marriage.
But surely, with such diversity, a marriage could never fail.
One of the sprogs is even a young transvestite.
But sadly, even that much diversity was not enough to save that marriage.
So, which of the two celebrities will enjoy the company of the diverse sprogs? Jewish lawyers and judges will probably make that call.
Excerpt from the Telegraph
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are to divorce after 12 years together and two years of marriage. Jolie has filed legal papers citing “irreconcilable differences”, applying for physical custody of their six children.
A legal representative for the actress confirmed she filed papers to dissolve the marriage, claiming she had done so for the “health of the family”. “She will not be commenting, and asks that the family be given its privacy at this time,” attorney Robert Offer added in a statement.
Last night, reports alleged a variety of motives for the divorce, from Pitt’s “bad parenting” to his “substance abuse”. One report claimed the actor had been having an affair with French actress Marion Cotillard, who he worked with on his latest movie, Allied. All the claims have been denied.
“I kindly ask the press to give them the space they deserve during this challenging time.”
The couple have been together since 2005. They married in 2014 and have six children: Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and twins Knox and Vivienne.
They are together worth an estimated £308 million and are said to own a number of properties around the world including the sprawling Chateau Miraval in the south of France, an estate in Hollywood and a home in Santa Barbara worth an estimated $5 million (£3.8 million).
It’s going to be fun to watch the diversity turn on their multi-millionaire parents. Like Obama they will all choose to take a nonwhite identity. They’ll also likely scorn the white race for oppressing them and denying them their cultural heritage.
And if things get really juicy, we will see this headline:
PITT AND JOLIE MURDERED BY ADOPTED CHILD.
The names of the children and their origins are given at CNN.