The squirrels in Perth, Australia are missing a couple of nuts.
Anna and Lucy DeCinque are their names.
They look like trannies to me.
Their boyfriend is Ben Bryne. He must be desperate.
The Perth twins have spent almost $250,000 on cosmetic surgery and enhancements, including lip fillers and breast implants, to look more alike.
They have been dating electrical mechanic Ben Byrne, 32, for four years and have told SBS current affairs program Insight that they must have children at the same time, because their bodies “must be the same”.
“If she got pregnant I’d make sure I got pregnant,” one twin has told Insight in an episode that will air next Tuesday.
“I’d make sure it happens for our body, like both the same.”
Of their boyfriend’s role in their pregnancy plan, the sisters said: “Yeah, he’s got a lot of work. He needs twice the energy.”
But they said one or the other would consider undertaking IVF in a bid to ensure they were both pregnant at the same time.
However, it is not imperative that their children be born at the same time, or even on the same day, they said.
“[We] just have to be pregnant at the same time,” one said.
“Yeah, we just want to be the same in everything,” the other added.
The sisters share a job, car and Facebook account and go to extraordinary lengths to eat the same things at the same time, and even move in the same way at the same time.
“If she walks a few metres I need to walk a few metres, because we have to burn the same calories,” one said.
“That’s us, I want my body to look the same as my sister’s, we don’t want to weigh differently and I know we never will.”
I originally wrote this post thinking the twins were some sort of mutant Asian species. However, research shows them to be white. The uglification of white women via plastic surgery ought to be outlawed. It’s not clear what can be done with these two, other than denying them the fame, money, and attention they crave.
And possibly forcibly sterilizing them so they don’t reproduce.