Olivia is a little feminist. Olivia has two dads. She’s autistic.
Hillary will fix that. Not by banning two dads, but by waving her witch’s wand and banning autism.
Keep Bill away from the girl, Hillary. I’m sure he finds her sexy as hell. Especially compared to you.
My name is Olivia
I am a little feminist growing up to help all women with equal rights
I have two dads
I go to a school for kids with learning disabilities
I wish that there were more public schools that can help kids with dyslexia like me
I hope you can be the first woman president of the whole United States
I’m really glad that there is gay marriage legal all around the whole 50 states of America
I would be completely willing to help you out after school
I bet I would be the youngest member of your campaign
Beaming middle aged frump:
Everybody say hello to our newest volunteer, Olivia
(Applause and cheers)
Little girl making telephone call:
This is Jasmine?
Hi, My name is Olivia and I am a volunteer for Hillary Clinton’s campaign
The ad closes with high fives and the pinning of a Hillary button