Inside the world of the super cougars: Meet the 80-year-old porn star who has slept with more than 1,000 men and the 92-year-old exotic dancer who share same toyboy, 31

SHIRLEY ANDREWS, AGE 80. SHE LOOKS EVERY BIT HER AGE.
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Well, this is a coincidence. Just last week I was trawling through the granny porn sites, looking for some clothed photos of granny porn models to use in a writing that I had tentatively called “The Sexualization of Granny.” I couldn’t find the pictures I wanted.

But I did see action photos of the woman who is the subject of this story in the Daily Mail.

I guess if you’ve been conditioned in your thinking to go along with pop culture, you’ll be full of praise for porn star Shirley, who’s banged at least thousand men by her own testimony. I guess in reality that means she’s banged 5,000 since women always undercount.

My take on Shirley and her ilk is that she’s a psy op. Many older people reading her story are going to say to themselves that Shirley has the key to eternal youth and that they should follow her as a role model.

Well, that would be a mistake, I think. There’s the superficiality of it all to consider. Quiet respect and true love count for much more than the cheap thrills that Kyle, Shirley, and Margo (below) are pursuing.

I believe it was last month that I posted an item about a couple married for 65 years or so, who died within a few hours of each other. Those true love stories are much more inspiring than this sort of weird trash.

Daily Mail

In many ways, Shirley Andrews is your average 80-year-old pensioner who lives in a retirement village and enjoys knitting and crochet.

But that’s where the similarities end, as Shirley is a self-confessed cougar who has slept with more than 1,000 men.

Unwilling to stick to partners her own age, the sprightly grandma regularly has sex with men as young as 18.

Shirley, who lives in sheltered accommodation in Oroville, California, even has a tattoo circling her nipple that reads ‘Gang Bang Queen’.

Shirley loves intercourse so much she started taking part in porn films seven years ago with much younger men.

Now she has fans from around the world who send her messages, nude pictures – and even requests to meet her.

Shirley said: ‘I started doing porn work in 2008, all amateur.
‘I made all of the videos at home. And I started posting them online and I just got rave reviews. I just felt like a princess.’

Her biggest role was taking part in a filmed orgy involving fifteen much-younger men.

KYLE JONES, AGE 31, WITH GIRLFRIEND SHIRLEY.
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Among Shirley’s numerous fans is Kyle Jones, a 31-year-old with a penchant for pensioners who she makes amateur films with.

But Shirley, who has been married several times before, is not ready to settle down and currently has five guys under 30 on the go.

She said: ‘I have had numerous proposals in the last five years, but none of them were with anyone I would want to spend the rest of my life with.

‘I would say I’ve slept with around a thousand men but I think it would probably be a little bit more than that.

‘I don’t consider myself a nymphomaniac by any means but I’m probably close to it.’

As well as Shirley, Kyle, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is also seeing five other elderly ladies, aged between 68 and 92.

He regularly travels from the east coast across to California and down to Florida to visit his many women.

They include 92-year-old great-grandmother Marge from Pennsylvania who works as an exotic dancer, and a 68-year-old widow called Anna from Ohio who has reignited her sexual passion since meeting adventurous Kyle.

They met on an online dating site a few years after her husband died – much to her daughters’ displeasure.

Kyle’s little black book of women appears on a one-off Channel 5 special called Nanna Love: 50 Shades of Granny about young men who prefer mature women to girls their own age.

LOVER TOYBOY KYLE WITH MARGE, AGE 92. SHE’S AN EXOTIC DANCER. THE QUESTION OF THE DAY IS WHO WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT?
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VIDEO: Muslim Female Takes A Dump in Busy Hospital Corridor WHILE STANDING UP

This one’s going viral, probably because the woman performs her toilette while standing up. LOL.

Better for Muzzies to drop turd bombs than nuclear bombs. But what’s going on here? This is my second post today about public pooping. Is it getting to be a fad or something.

Published on Mar 29, 2015
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Utah Teacher Accused of Sex With Students Will Get Three Separate Trials

FORMER TEACHER BRIANNE ALTICE, AGE 35. SHE’S FACING LIFE IN PRISON FOR HER ALLEGED SEX CRIMES.
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Brianne Altice must have been a busy woman. She was allegedly juggling three underage boyfriends at once.

It’s that underage part that’s gotten her in trouble with the law.

What’s the matter with 35 year old women today? Is cradle robbing a fad or some underlying natural instinct that’s been present in women for thousands of years and only just now coming out?

Whatever the motivation, by now you’d think these dumb women would have gotten the message: You’re going to get caught. You’re going to prison as you’ll most likely be convicted.

Daily Mail

A former Utah teacher has been ordered to stand trial after a student — one of three alleged victims of her sexual abuse — testified that he had sex with her, even after her arrest.
Brianne Altice, 35, who taught English at Davis High School in Kaysville, Utah, is accused of 14 felony charges, including rape, sodomy, sexual abuse and sex with a minor.

The Layton, Utah, student, now 18, testified at a hearing Thursday that he had sex with Altice before and after she was arrested in October 2013 for having a sexual relationship with another student, The Salt Lake Tribune reports.

Teen also testified that he considered her to be his girlfriend during a yearlong relationship involving sexual intercourse and oral sex.

Altice also sent the boy a text message with a photograph of her breasts in June 2014, authorities said.

After hearing testimony from the teen and several other witnesses, Judge John Morris in 2nd District Court found probable cause for Altice to stand trial.

And prosecutors argued she should remain behind bars as she awaited that trial.

‘It is a simple argument,’ Deputy Davis County Attorney Susan Hunt said. ‘While the defendant was on pretrial release, this defendant continued to engage in sexual misconduct with a 17-year-old boy

THE SEXY SCHOOLMARM HAD A NEED FOR VARIETY AS WELL AS YOUTH.
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Super Retarded Looking Black Male Charged with 7 Counts of Attempted Murder in Panama City Spring Break Shooting of Other Blacks

DAVID JAMICHAEL DANIELS. SHOOTING PEOPLE. IT’S WHAT THEY DO.
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Black lives matter? Not to blacks.

Since black “parties” (drug dens?) often end up with shots fired, white folks, you stay away if you have any sense.

But what do you do with obsolete farm equipment who can’t control themselves, somehow get their hands on guns, and use them?

Segregation first, then repatriation to Africa. But who has the political will to implement the only practical solution to the black attack problem.

Excerpt from al.com

Another call placed at 12:54 a.m., from a female, reported the shots fired and clearly stated the address of the house at 5312 Thomas Drive, adding that there had been problems at that house before.

“Y’all have been here about 10 damn times this week, and now something’s gone bad,” the caller said. “There’s probably 50 people out here, y’all, they’re all running every direction, they’re scattering and cars are taking off.”

In a frantic call placed at 12:55 a.m., possibly from inside the house, a female voice begged for emergency assistance, but was unable to provide the dispatcher with details of her location or situation.

“I need a ambulance,” the caller screamed over significant background noise.

KEARRIA FREED. SHOT IN THE HEAD, STILL IN CRITICAL CONDITION. BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE SHOOTER WAS NOT A RACIST WHITE COP.
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Viral Video: Man and Husky Dog Argue Over Stolen Potato Skin in Staged Gag

I get it that the Husky breed of dog is more prone to vocalize than other breeds, which can lead to some interesting video footage.

But this gag is stupid and unfunny. An idiot man (sorry to say a white man) stands there for over a minute yelling at the poor dog.

Most of the comments on youtube are negative and justifiably so. Here’s the official description:

Published on Mar 27, 2015
This has to be one of the most priceless arguments you’ll ever see! Watch as this father argues with his son’s husky after the dog had stolen one of his delicious potato skins. Looks like dad won in the end!

‘Stop pooping on the bike path’ sign is intended for humans

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That’s a friendly looking turd on the sign. Woe unto him who steps in the friendly little guy though. He’s hard to wipe off your shoe.

Like I always say, the West is going into the crapper. Except in this case Mr. Poo, who should be going into the crapper, isn’t.

Decline of the West? You decide.

metro.co.uk

People are gross.

A US town is being plagued by a mystery pooper who keeps squatting in the middle of a bike path.

The epidemic is so bad that officials have erected a sign in Hampton, Illinois, that reads: ‘Stop pooping on the bike path.’

A fair order.

Scott McKay, of Hampton’s Public Works, told WQAD: ‘Animals don’t carry toilet paper and then stuff it on top.

‘It’s pretty nasty. We’ve got enough goose crap on the bike path, let alone humans.’

Locals are bemused as to why some people are choosing to release their bowels all over the path when a perfectly fine toilet is located nearby.

Runner Mitchell Jankowski said: ‘I know on long runs sometimes people have to hold it for a while, but I’ve never thought of carrying toilet paper and just squatting on the road.’

Germanwings Copilot Fingered for Mass Murder in Plane Crash was Trawling Suicide and Gay Porn Sites

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But, but, but … the mainstream media calls them gay.

They tell us that they are very happy people, those gays that we must worship. Could the mainstream media be lying? Again?

SORRY GAY GUYS, BUT YOU DON’T LOOK NORMAL TO ME.
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It is now emerging from the realm of speculation into the realm of fact that mass murderer Andreas Lubitz was a closeted homosexual or possible bisexual. And those were the least of his issues.

Assuming the official story is the truth, how did an airplane pilot entrusted with hundreds of lives and all the problems and mental illnesses of Lubitz escape the attention of authorities?

Lubitz, aka Tomato Andy (the tomato is a fruit but most people don’t know it), was into gay porn? How much? What perversions among the many that are associated with gay porn? Was he into little boys too?

FIND A HOMO AND CHANCES ARE YOU’LL FIND A LITTLE BOY CLOSE BY.
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The mainstream media is going to downplay the homo angle because they don’t want you to know that homosexuality kills. It kills through AIDS for one. Which is another legit question to ask: Was Andreas Lubitz recently diagnosed with HIV?

Should homosexuals be flying passenger airplanes? Should they be teaching school? The answers are obviously no they shouldn’t be doing either job.

But innocent lives must be sacrificed to the diversity gods of political correctness.

May God help us all.

IB Times

The 27-year-old co-pilot Andreas Lubitz believed to have deliberately crashed Germanwings Flight 4U 9525 plane, killing 149 passengers, trawled gay porn websites and sites relating to suicide, investigators have revealed.

He also feared losing his eyesight and was suffering from depression.

A police source in Dusseldorf revealed: “We have a team disassembling his computer, and that of his girlfriend, because the information that we received was that he trawled the dark side of the web visiting, among other things, sites containing gay porn, suicide themes and sexual perversions.”

The reports emerged after police started examining documents and a computer from his flat in Dusseldorf – the same one where ripped-up sick notes were discovered in the rubbish.

The pilot was the target of gossip about his sexuality after briefly working as a flight attendant.

Lubitz was given the nickname “Tomato Andy”: a German term for repressed homosexuals.

The anti-gay slur is based on the fact that while a tomato is thought to be a vegetable, it is really a fruit, according to Gay Star News.

Reports have suggested he was troubled by his sexuality and also seeking treatment for vision problems. Lubitz had recent hospital treatment for his eyesight, according to officials close to the German investigation.

It was also revealed that the 27-year-old was treated by four psychiatrists in the months leading up to the fatal plane crash, reported the Sun.

Ralf Herrenbrück, Dusseldorf attorney-general said no suicide note was found by investigators and there was “no reason to suggest political or religious motives” at Lubitz’s home.

“However, documents of a medical nature were recovered which refer to an existing illness and treatment by doctors,” he added.

Photos of gay men sourced from godlikeproductions.